Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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maybe a pigeon said:
But then there's the recent kerfuffle about a remark casually dropped by the Ankle in one of his videos--he was reacting to the recent laundromat sighting and said something about Amber not needing to worry about being sexually assaulted. So of course, the pearl clutches had to jump in and start screeching about rape not being about sexual attraction; it doesn't matter what you look like or how you dress; rape is about power; RAPE CULTURE YOU GUIZE. When of course, all he meant is that it would take a hydraulic lift to abduct Amber, and that her first order of defense would be to fall on her sexual assaulter and flatten him like a wad of Silly Putty.
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its not just that its a logistical issue as well. Our dancing queen may not be flexible enough to stick her legs out far enough to even have a rapist get to the hole. Theres no way someones getting to that sewn together hymen unassisted.
maybe a pigeon said:
But for all I know, the reddit Karens (who weigh over 300 pounds but feed their family of four a 20-piece McNuggets for dinner and it lasts a week) are still squawking about it.
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They screech about it because even something terrible but still attention is something that they want access too as well. Its not for skinny bitches rape is about power. Sure jan.... Continue reading steamy romance books and fanfiction. You too can be kidnapped and sold to one direction.
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Lol, did lard ass just barely notice her hair is thin & scraggly? Uh, we've been known for YEARS, dip shit. She's really trying to blame straightening & "curling" it for becoming that way & not her super mega death fat diet. Riiiiiiight.

She's never taken care of herself in any way ever & that includes her hair. LIDURALLY all this fat lump does is sit around & eat. Ewe guise hafta ruhlize it takes real work & dedication to get over 600 ell bees.
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Shes been denying this for years. People have been telling her but she says the comments are from haydurs and ignores it. I want to see how bald shes really gonna get.
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Also, didn't this dumb fuck not take a really important medication hormones- wise after her womb was yeeted in order to maintain some level of health? Ohhh weeeelll, stupid fat moron never takes care of herself, what does she expect??
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Shes so bad at taking meds. She uses that as an excuse to self sabotage, manipulate her partner (when she has one) or tell the internet shes a struggleen queen or is quirky and different. Whatever flavor of amber shes trying to be at the molment.

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@caffeinated_pirate the way she can't fucking find shit out on her own when it comes to anything & is always asking the audience that LOATHES her for advice is hilarious to me. People are going to give her advice to go bald now lol
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I swear amber sees other youtubers say that but they are just trying to drive engagement to their comment section they don't actually give a fuck, and the video is days old and the problem is solved by the time they upload again.
Amber is a dumb cunt who likes to be spoonfed everything and since she doesnt have a caretaker to rely on shes genuinely asking for engagement as well as answers to her problems- mind you shes manipulating the audience. Its not the haydurs shes asking. Its "you" or "you guise" its the "nice and kind viewers" not the evil super mean and icky haydursssss.

Shes determined to always be in helpless princess mode unless its time for big gorl boss amber (which even then shes helpless and retarded like with her smol business reselling earrings she wore, beck did all the work behind the scenes)
 
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Is Amber really trying to insinuate she was on H3 podcast? It's right there in the title of her latest snoozefest. Lying liars gonna lie, I guess.
It did nearly kill Zachary Michael when he reacted to it, so there was some value to be had.

Spoiler Alert! Amber was nowhere near H3, her fat face just popped up in a tiktok recommended list after the thing that was actually being watched was over.
At first I thought maybe she was trolling but there was a look in her eye that tells me she's gonna be thinking shiny happy thoughts about how everyone involved was obviously flirting with her you guise.
 
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The moment Ethan and the rest of the guys in the crew fell in love
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
JFC God played a cruel trick on Dusty. Dumb and ugly while her siblings are conventionally attractive enough to work in television (background not primary but still.)

Do they share the same father? It's hard to believe all three of these people share the same parents.
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if they are all from the same parents, mom and dad got most of the genders with that lot; dusty's bro and sis
(boy and girl), and Dusty as the s/him.
 
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I think the lack of uploads is due to a few things;
  • vanity issues; getting older has hit Amber fucking hard and her thinning hair has become much more noticeable in the last few months. On top of that the weight on her face is impacting her more as well as her body.
  • boredom; lack of stuff to do
  • Narc injury and lack of a girlfriend, she uses the girlfriend as a personality emulator but also a battery.
I suspect she has not been consulting about her hormone levels because she is in menopause now but forced always has more significant damage. She did not respect her body and now with age, it will kick in, a lot of us here have supported once the 30s roll in it will come quickly. I am interested academically if this is due to her being fat her whole life and the body can take it but her forced menopause, somewhat triggered her biological clock to think she was older.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
vanity issues; getting older has hit Amber fucking hard and her thinning hair has become much more noticeable in the last few months. On top of that the weight on her face is impacting her more as well as her body.
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This obsession with saying she’s aging horribly is a weird reddit thing from people who found out about amber on tiktok yesterday and are watching decade old content. She’s aged about average. Heavy drinkers age way worse than deathfats.

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There was a thread yesterday about how shocked someone was after seeing her arms. Her arms have looked the same forever like what are you watching


Off-topic, I can’t remember the last time a 30-something woman did not claim they look 10 years younger. It’s like 16 year olds all saying they’re mature for their age, just a guarantee.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I think the lack of uploads is due to a few things;
  • vanity issues; getting older has hit Amber fucking hard and her thinning hair has become much more noticeable in the last few months. On top of that the weight on her face is impacting her more as well as her body.
  • boredom; lack of stuff to do
  • Narc injury and lack of a girlfriend, she uses the girlfriend as a personality emulator but also a battery.
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I think that she is really tired of YouTube. There is nothing new in her last videos as she is repeating everything she has done. On top of that, she misses the validation that a girlfriend was given her. I think that she is not seeing her mother as before. Her mother has a life to live and babysitting Amber is not part of it. She spends her time on Tiktok and Instagram while eating.

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I suspect she has not been consulting about her hormone levels because she is in menopause now but forced always has more significant damage. She did not respect her body and now with age, it will kick in, a lot of us here have supported once the 30s roll in it will come quickly.
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She does not have a GP, has not consulted anyone on her lymphodema, she likely ran out of medications a long time ago. Amber does not take her health seriously, as long as it does not involve her hair.
 
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FarmVille said:
This obsession with saying she’s aging horribly is a weird reddit thing from people who found out about amber on tiktok yesterday and are watching decade old content. She’s aged about average. Heavy drinkers age way worse than deathfats.

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There was a thread yesterday about how shocked someone was after seeing her arms. Her arms have looked the same forever like what are you watching


Off-topic, I can’t remember the last time a 30-something woman did not claim they look 10 years younger. It’s like 16 year olds all saying they’re mature for their age, just a guarantee.
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Good lord, dusty went from special needs 13 year old boy to local 40 year old pedophile at light speed
 
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I’ve been watching the Ankle’s retro reacts of the Krystle period, and in them, Amber goes nowhere and does nothing. She films in her bedroom, often with Krystle playing video games as background noise. When she realizes she’s being peak boring, she’ll ask Krystle a question, and there will be a terse, monotone off screen answer. She constantly asks her subscribers to ask her questions—or for advice, which she discusses at length while admitting that she’s going to do what she planned to do all along.

In other words, those of us who came in after the Krystle era had no idea that the gaycare and Destiny eras were the anomalies. As early as 2014 Amber was essentially immobile. Her vlogs involved her sitting down talking to the camera, occasionally talking to her offscreen girlfriend, hoarding useless cheap crap, ”going off track,“ over feeding the pets and in general, being every bit as boring as she is right now. Pretty much the post Becky breakup/wifey era. The only difference is she’s a decade younger and 150 pounds lighter.

The real puzzle is why anyone bothered to watch her in the first place. I’m trying to remember how shitty YT was in 2014, but I can’t think of another channel where an unwashed heffalump wearing a soiled bra and the same purple tank top she’s been wearing for three days straight sits in a darkened room and whispers at the viewfinder on her phone, mangling the English language while occasionally twirling her greasy sideburns with her polish-sausage-sized fingers.
 
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gaining weight living alone, this is a recipe for disaster, & estrogen/cancer talk | vlog​


another journeee, this time for her hair! pls just cut that dead shit off and move on gorl. complains how frizzy it is. because its BROKEN, your ends are split and thats why it looks like that. god shes dumb. she put it up wet too, which can also cause damage.

EDIT: lol shes mad people are suggesting shes BALDING bc of lack of estrogen bc AKSHULLY shes not even supposed to take it bc of 'how far along' her cancer was (gotta make it sound worse than it was). shes also talking like shes going to be able to fix that fried mess that is the last 12 inches of her hair lol.
 
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inquizadoor said:

gaining weight living alone, this is a recipe for disaster, & estrogen/cancer talk | vlog​


another journeee, this time for her hair! pls just cut that dead shit off and move on gorl. complains how frizzy it is. because its BROKEN, your ends are split and thats why it looks like that. god shes dumb. she put it up wet too, which can also cause damage.

EDIT: lol shes mad people are suggesting shes BALDING bc of lack of estrogen bc AKSHULLY shes not even supposed to take it bc of 'how far along' her cancer was (gotta make it sound worse than it was). shes also talking like shes going to be able to fix that fried mess that is the last 12 inches of her hair lol.
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She's really going hard showing off her nails and tapping them together.

And after those all those years of denying that she didn't eat more off camera than what she has shown on camera, she admits it - funnily enough bringing up 2019 as the worst.
 
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ALR keeps bringing up 2019 as her worst year and when she was truly bedbound. She’s talked about how grateful she is that her life is no longer like that and how much she has changed but I’ve been watching Willo Davis react to the Becky era - currently on vlogmas 2019. Not much has changed since. However, she is arguably goes out of the house mode and generally does more things in a lot of the 2019 videos than in recent years, especially compared to the Wifey era.
 
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Frizzy hair. Get some Pantene Pro-V Repair &Protect.
Oh wait, you actually have to wash your hair with it for it to work, not just lie to the camera that you bathe.

Tasting food and acting surprised by it, before it even has a chance to hit her tongue. Stop.

Playing a clip of Alex is Shook, because he implied that Amber is being watched by H3, which is what she wanted to imply by showing that clip. Bitch they don't know you. Get over it.

Irritating twit.
 
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