Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[User 167558]

Playing a clip of Alex is Shook, because he implied that Amber is being watched by H3, which is what she wanted to imply by showing that clip. Bitch they don't know you. Get over it.

I'm convinced faggot reactors like Alex and Zachary M are "in" with Amber. I'm a fag myself and can't comprehend how people watch/listen to either of them. Their voices are like nails on a chalkboard- I'd rather have a front-row seat to one of Chantals Indian takeaway mukbangs than watch them both.

 

[I call shenanigans]

EDIT: lol shes mad people are suggesting shes BALDING bc of lack of estrogen bc AKSHULLY shes not even supposed to take it bc of 'how far along' her cancer was (gotta make it sound worse than it was).

She’s not wrong though. Uterine cancer (which she had and proved she had), is an estrogenic cancer. Except in exceptional circumstances, and hair loss isn’t one of them, estrogen shouldn’t be prescribed for women who’ve had an estrogenic cancer.

shes also talking like shes going to be able to fix that fried mess that is the last 12 inches of her hair lol.

She won’t fix the fried hair…it’s dead already. She would do well to cut quite a lot off. Then she might even find it easier to actually wash it, and could maybe afford to buy a better shampoo and conditioner than the tresemme shit she’s been using for years. She also needs to ditch the dry shampoo (as do all the fatties that rely on it, and I’m looking at you Alexandra Rodriguez and Anna O’Brien) because there’s no way she isn’t blocing her scalp pores with that shit

 

[Insulin reid]

I wonder if she keeps bringing up 2019 because her weight is actually higher than that now and she's trying to gaslight herself into thinking that even though she's bigger now, she's somehow better off.

Im pretty sure shes just bringing up the old days to further shade her exes by saying that shes the worst she ever was back in the day but now even with living alone shes doing way better and so happy. I just put this in the same category as shading her exes without naming her exes. She really wants us and herself to believe shes doing amazing on her own. Truly a success story. When in reality shes losing weight because she cant yell at her mom at midnight to get her mcdonalds 5 to 7 nights a week or go do whatever whenever that always involves food and her uber eats meals are already at the capacity they are because her ass is losing money/views because of her boring content. If she had "just ordereen sonic ice" money we would see it in her food and clothing hauls. Gorl has no money compared to 2019.

Edit cause at work: its almost like shes losing weight because she doesnt have any money. Which is what she said about someone else too... hmmm....

 

[Lidl Drip]

Is she just retarded or do Americans actually sell "Marzipan" made with peanuts instead of almonds? Because that's not marzipan.

 

[inquizadoor]

Is she just retarded or do Americans actually sell "Marzipan" made with peanuts instead of almonds? Because that's not marzipan.

its actually a mexican candy but yes, its made with peanuts

(not that she isnt that fucking stupid regardless)

 

[Mekahineyho]

Quit asking for advice hog, this is your answer. Cut at the pink line and call it a day.

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

The woman really thinks she's hot shit so mourns losing "her identity": thin shit colored hair. She didn't have good hair to begin with. But it's the most "normal" feature she has. Her hair isn't revolting like her arms, chins, laygs, ankle balls, side lumps.
She should try Rogaine, I hear it works. And use curlers or do braids for no heat curls. But she may not physically be able to put curlers in due to those saddlebag arms. So braids. If you want to keep what's left of your hair.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Except in exceptional circumstances, and hair loss isn’t one of them, estrogen shouldn’t be prescribed for women who’ve had an estrogenic cancer.

But she has no uterus.

 

[I call shenanigans]

But she has no uterus.

So what? She still has breasts and breast cancer is also an estrogenic cancer.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

So what? She still has breasts and breast cancer is also an estrogenic cancer.

yes, but that has a different mechanism, and unless she's BRCA1/2 positive or has a known HER positive breast cancer the risk is no higher than for any other person who is put on HRT (especially if it was combined oestrogen/progesterone) and the benefits would outweigh the potential risks.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

yes, but that has a different mechanism, and unless she's BRCA1/2 positive or has a known HER positive breast cancer the risk is no higher than for any other person who is put on HRT (especially if it was combined oestrogen/progesterone) and the benefits would outweigh the potential risks.

There is no clear cut support either way for HRT. There must be a careful evaluation of all risks and benefits (including BRCA1/BRCA2 evaluations). However, Amber has never had a consistent GP that follows her, nor has not been really involved in her healthcare besides the er visits and using google. With all her issues, hair thinning is the least of her problems.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Amber talking badly about her past is some some narc/bpd splitting shit they do because they can't tolerate things being good and bad at the same time. So if they have to present (or internally make believe themselves that) the current life is better/good, they got to have to shit on everything that came before. That how their shitty brains work. Bitch can't help herself.

Concerning the estrogen, I remember Amber being on estrogen after the surgery.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She loves her hair as it's the only thin thing on her. It's so pathetic how she's hanging on to those sad ass, scraggly 4 strands of hair. Hilarious. It would look kinda better (in comparison) if she cut it where you suggested @Mekahineyho. It's already pretty fuct & she's not going to stick with trying to actually take care of it beyond a couple videos she can gain sympathy from.

Her lips are pretty fuckin thin too. She over lines them so freakishly then she looks like a child that found mommys makeup. Then takes all these disgusting pix where she thinks she looks sexy & seductive, when she just looks like a bloated walrus. The wonky eyes she has from untreated die uh beet us are schoooooo cyooot too, ewe guise!

 

[Mekahineyho]

She loves her hair as it's the only thin thing on her. It's so pathetic how she's hanging on to those sad ass, scraggly 4 strands of hair. Hilarious. It would look kinda better (in comparison) if she cut it where you suggested @Mekahineyho. It's already pretty fuct & she's not going to stick with trying to actually take care of it beyond a couple videos she can gain sympathy from.

Her lips are pretty fuckin thin too. She over lines them so freakishly then she looks like a child that found mommys makeup. Then takes all these disgusting pix where she thinks she looks sexy & seductive, when she just looks like a bloated walrus. The wonky eyes she has from untreated die uh beet us are schoooooo cyooot too, ewe guise!

her hair looks like a woman who’s 55+ with long hair. Hair that length only looks good if it’s fuller and if she wasn’t so horrible at self care, she could get extensions but that would be an absolute disaster with her. she also has a weird idea that she wants to match her mom cause her mom has long hair.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

There is no clear cut support either way for HRT. There must be a careful evaluation of all risks and benefits (including BRCA1/BRCA2 evaluations). However, Amber has never had a consistent GP that follows her, nor has not been really involved in her healthcare besides the er visits and using google. With all her issues, hair thinning is the least of her problems.

If I remember correctly, her oncologist prescribed the estrogen, and it was a pharmacist who told her she never should have been prescribed it in the first place. Do patients ever receive estrogen after a hysterectomy on a short-term basis to ease the menopausal symptoms?

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Whether this cow needs estrogen or not is moot. She isn't seeing a doctor nor doing any of the follow ups someone with cancer should be doing. She needs to just cut a foot of the dead shit off her head and be done with it.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Spoiler: Possibly related bullshit concerning estrogen and uterus yeeting

My mother had a hysto back when she was in her early 30s. She's been on estrogen since then. We're talking over 3 decades of being on it now. I was a midget Diet Coke enthusiast so I don't remember the entire reasoning behind it, but I vaguely recall something about terrible infection in the uterus and cysts on the ova or some shit like that. I didn't pay too much attention being a stupid child at the time. All I know is that back in that time, it was an all-or-nothing super-invasive surgery and I had to visit my mother in the hospital during her recovery.

And she did have reproductive-system cancers prevalent in her side of the family, but that sure as shit didn't stop her estrogen prescription.

She's now facing down 70, healthy as fuck and happy as a fly in shit. And still on estrogen, because she tried to ween off to go through menopause, said 'this is bullshit' and got her doc to sign off on staying on hormones until the day she fucking dies.

 

[Hellfire Club]

this thingy with the hair is a fat thingy. they swear that having a long hair make them appear slim

it is like the fattie who swears that if she is using a jacket or coat no one is going to see that she is the size of a concrete mixer.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

The hair situation is maddening for any number of reasons Which I will now sperge about because otherwise my head will explode from the sheer stupidity of this situation type deal.

First, Amber is terminally online on platforms where hair care advice is readily available. So the retarded questions and discussions about her hair are nothing more than obvious bids for engagement.

Second, she sees things in binary terms. She’s busy telling us her hair is thinning at the bottom, not the scalp. SHE’S NOT BALDING, YOU GUIZE! Which means she’s missing the point that her stupid scraggly hair is stupid and scraggly because it is breaking off following years of neglect.

Third, the condition of her hair is the result of a clusterfuck of reasons including, but not limited to her: increasing age, lack of estrogen, lack of cleanliness, oil and dry shampoo buildup on the scalp, poop-bun derived traction alopecia, harsh drugstore shampoo, lack of conditioner, lack of heat protectant, heat styling, and lack of trims.

So everyone who understands that hair does not repair itself tells her to get it cut. “Oh NOZE,“ wails Amber. “I
need to have long hair! My hair is my best feature! I love my hair!“ Again with the binary thinking.

But between doing what she has always done (and it is extremely Amberlynnesque to claim to love something/someone while completely neglecting/abusing it) and chopping all her hair off like the wife in The Gift of the Magi, there exists a vast spectrum of incremental improvements that she could be making—if she weren’t such a stupid useless fat fuck.

Oh, OK. She said that the last time she washed it, she used conditioner afterwards. STOP. THE. PRESSES.

 

[a hapless toad]

Is she just retarded or do Americans actually sell "Marzipan" made with peanuts instead of almonds? Because that's not marzipan.

its actually a mexican candy but yes, its made with peanuts
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(not that she isnt that fucking stupid regardless)

It's pronounced maz-ah-PAHN and I find it hard to believe that Hamber spent her first 18 years in California yet has never tried it before...