01 Would you do an interview done by the H3 Podcast?
Yes, but she would be extremely nervous.
02 Does your mom remember how she found out you were gay? Could she share her version-slash-side of the story?
Amber has already been coaching her mom on this so they can get their stories straight (pun intended), but her mother doesn't want to be on camera "right now".
03 Where did you get the idea to start wearing diamonds for your makeup?
Didn't get the idea from anywhere - was just looking for a way to switch up her makeup. Amber thinks it's beautiful.
04 Have you considered cutting your hair shorter to help it recover?
Yes... but not the way that would actually WORK (aka, what the audience suggested), as she's a raging narc who can't acknowledge that anyone else could have a good idea (Remember when her audience kept telling her to try parting her hair in the middle, and Amber made fun of them and said it looked stupid... then shortly after came up with the great idea of parting her hair in the middle)? Anyway, Amber trimmed 2" of the dead shit and is pretending that it's made a HUGE DIFFERENCE. She also threw away her Tresemme shampoo; an act which miraculously instantaneously repaired her irrepairable and dead hair.
05 How do you manage your mental health with all of the hate you get [FAKE QUESTION!!]
She eats. Just kidding (though she does). She envisions an invisible barrier between her and the hate, and that magically stops it. It's gotten better over time. She also claims to not go to reddit or any of the other 'forums' (despite always knowing everything being said about her in real time).
06 Ever get discouraged from losing weight because of your diagnosis of lipedema?
Yes because it's not curable and a lot won't go away from weight loss. She'll always have a disfigured body, but she's so far past vanity and is concerned about health (then CUT YOUR HAIR!). It's not as strong as her feeling that SHE WANTS TO LIVE!
07 What is currently motivating you to lose weight?
She doesn't want more health complications. She wants to live another 40 years.
08 What is your next goal weight now that you've reached your current goal weight of 499lbs?
She wants to pretend to be 469 (giggity) lbs next. In her remembrance, that was the lowest that she has weighed for the last 7 years or longer (actually, she claimed 466 while on Ozempic in 2022).
09 How often do you listen to music?
Every single day for hours.
10 Do you still enjoy doing YouTube?
Yes, she enjoys THE ENTIRE PROCESS of creating YouTube videos. Thoroughly loves it. Her refusing to upload has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with her love for YouTube.
11 What is your relationship with your dad like?
She actively does not have a relationship with him and hasn't for a very long time. She only had a relationship with him for a year when she was 11 and living in an all-girls group home and he would visit her and they'd do day fishing and boating trips. (Amber cries about him not trying and about his addiction).
12 Would you recommend Ozempic?
She would if you have a lot of weight to lose and are under doctor supervision, then yes!
13 Why are you open to Ozempic again, even if it can mess with your gallbladder?
Because rapid weight loss, yoyo dieting, and losing a large amount of weight can cause gallbladder problems regardless. She'll do it if her doctor is monitoring her gallbladder and says it's fine (she'll just need a gorlfriend first, because Ambo made Jade give her the shots).
14 Do you think that living in Oklahoma will allow you to grow, or no?
Absolutely, because it's already allowed her to grow (as anyone with eyes can see...) This is the most independent she's ever been, and has the best mental and physical health that she's ever had.
15 What's one thing that people rag you about online that you feel bad about?
Amber's ignorance about "certain words she used over 7 years ago".
16 Do you think the therapy you did for weight loss surgery helped you, because as a viewer of 8 years, I have noticed a huge positive change in you? [FAKE QUESTION]
Amber thanks the ass-licker and agrees. It was the FIRST TIME Amber had ever seen the SAME psychologist for "weeks and weeks and weeks on end". It's helped her be able to talk about the situation (type deals) that happened in childhood maturely without immediately breaking down crying. She especially liked it because it gave her two more pokemons to collect: PTSD and BPD.
17 What is the worst habit that you do when you're in love with someone?
Amber blames BPD and anxious attachment issues for being a shit partner and being completely emotionally unstable. And now she has two excuses to continue being a controlling, abusive shitbag! SO EMPOWERING!!! Amber acknowledges that sure, her behaviour *CAN* be exhausting for her partner, but think about how exhausting it is for poor Amber! She can't change right now!! That will come with THERAPY (that she's not doing nor actively persuing).
18 How many times have you ordered takeout in March?
Amber claims the date of this being filmed is March 12th, and she's only had takeout 3 times (and asks for a round of applause for that).
19 What show did you audition for last year?
Amber is friends with someone from "1000lb Best Friends" during the Jade Era, and Amber and the lady from the show thought it would be a good idea for them to be on that show together. Amber had an AMAZING interview and she and Jade were ready to move to another state for the show, but they ghosted her - which has happened EVERY SINGLE TIME Amber has interviewed for a show. (Apparently, the part Amber always adds where they tell her that she's not heavy enough or 'train-wreck' enough for the show was just another lie).
20 Do you consider yourself a sexual person?
"Oh, ABSOLUTELY... Absolutely!" (just ignore the fact that she has entered multiple, multi-year sexless relationships) Amber admits that she's a daily sex kind of girlie pop (.. and has also admitted to being a sponge-bathing type of girlie pop, and a bi-monthly hair-washing kind of girlie pop, so...)
21 Do you have a current love life?
Yes, with her 'Valentine'. There was a time when she was talking to multiple people (but this was the only one that didn't ghost her). Talking to multiple people was never for Amber (except for all of the times that it was).
22 What 5 things would you want your partner to be like?
Trustworthy, loyal, loving, affectionate, and OBSESSED with Amber. Amber says that "mutual obsession" is a "green flag". Also, weird, funny, quirky, silly, and a good sense of humour.
23 Who is your favourite ex?
Jade.
24 Is Wifey #1 the same person as Wifey #2?
Yes.
25 Is Nikacado Avacado apologized yet for implying you lied about having cancer?
No, and Amber thinks that's very low of him. Amber thinks it's especially heinous and wrong, as she considered him a friend and talked to him privately about her cancer journey.
26 Who is your favourite reactor in Gorl-World?
Slo-momma.
27 Who is the last person that texted you?
Her 'Valentine'.
28 Do you use sex toys with yourself or with partners?
No, because Amber can't physically reach, and Amber only takes and never gives. Oh, you want AMBER'S answer! Okay: she says yes.
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29 What is the last thing you journaled about?
A conversation that she's having with someone.
30 Will you show your partner in videos in the future?
Only if they want to, but she REALLY WANTS them to be in her videos. She'd never put anyone in her videos who didn't want to be in them (Casey, Krystle, Destiny, and Becky don't count).
31 What really happened during the WLS era?
Amber says she was told that she couldn't get weight loss surgery until she went an entire year without binging, and pretends that she was enthusiastic and didn't throw an ugly crying tantrum at her appointment over it (the video is still on your channel, Ambo...) Anyway, she then had to meet the surgeon for an appointment, because "hundreds and hundreds of people" were contacting her surgeon in every way possible to warn him about Amber's binging and constant lying. Amber had to FIGHT for WLS! She had to FIGHT against HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE (who were presenting Amber's lies). Amber blames the "careless reaction channel"... instead of her lies and her stupidity. Amber claims that Dr Smith believed her and got rid of the 1 year no binging rule for Amber. Amber is also salty that Zach Michael knew about it, but pretended that he didn't and didn't tell her. And she even asked him - after unblocking him, of course!
(In case you don't know the story, it was The Narc Alert. One of her fans suspected it was a particular clinic. Merc and a bunch of people from her discord went through the automatated process to get the information package emailed to them and confirmed that the cover of their booklets matched the cover of the booklet that Amber showed off in one of her vlogs. and one of them went to the orientation meeting at the beginning of the year and claimed to have seen Amber there with Jade (who was Jade Francis of New York), playing on her phone instead of paying attention to the seminar).
Amber claims she ultimately didn't get WLS because she didn't have the support that she needed because she and Jade were going through a lot at the time, because it was too expensive (despite her saying at the time that they had already saved up for it by January or February), and because she ultimately didn't feel ready (meaning that this ENTIRE bitchfest was unnecessary).
32 Is weight loss surgery something that you'll try again?
Right now, no (but I'm sure she'll revist it again later when she needs channel content).
33 What's your ideal sexual fantasy?
To tie her up and to shove Amber's panties into her mouth...
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Amber's ending this now after only 32 questions, unless I missed one. I don't think I did - and I'm NOT GOING BACK! Edit: there were 33 - I accidentally numbered two questions as "08". Anyway, I'm sure Amber sees this as enough stuff for haydurz to freak the fuck out over and to drive rage-engagement back to her channel, so no need to continue. BYEEE!!
about this for a while but I really do think now that she's admitted to Wifey/Alex/Jade/Fleeeeen being the same person (to the surprise of absolutely nobody) that the Jade shade/shit talking arc may finally be on the horizon. I 100% 0% expect a "u guise huff to ruhlieyezzz.... she made me do it" molment when she gets some (imaginary) insta DMs pressing her about it or whatever. Or maybe it's just time for me to accept that this cow has dried up.
