Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

Amber's Blow Up Glow Up:

*** VLOG ALERT ***

Invidious: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aj5scgr2YD8

Amber pretends to look sad in the thumbnail, but can't hide her duper's delight...

This isn't worth a proper reeecap. Amber shows up on camera grimy and disheveled, then jumpcuts to being slightly less grimy and disheveled. Lots of people have been asking her about how long it took her to get her 100K YouTube Award, and Amber suspects it's because of Foody Booty. Because of that, Amber decides to show the clip from the vlog when she opened her award to avoid answerwing the question - and also to pad out the video. Amber then jumpcuts to coming back from Trader Joe's where she does a haul of 3 bags of mostly junk food. Amber moos that she TOTALLY has a love life (which is apparently spending months sending text messages to some rando she'll never meet), and that her audience needs to move on. Amber's totally over all of her exes. Crunchy processed rice snacky-thingy taste test. Finally, Amber acknowledges that she might need to start therapy for her BPD because she thought she could out-rationalize her BPD... then recently a yikes-on-bikes situation-type-deal point-blank-period(hole) happened to her and made her realize she needs YEARS of therapy (don't worry - she won't get therapy). My tinfoil hat conspiracy theory is that she chased away a potential ass-wiper with some narciness, but Amber doesn't disclose what the event actually was.

Also, LOL at Amber using filters to try and convince her audience that she's in the 480s. Yeah, she's not 600+lbs anymore and her face APPEARS TO BE more oval/less moon-shaped... BUT HER EARS ARE STILL MIA:

Bitch, YOU HAD EARS in the Krystle/Density eras!

Edited to Add: Amber's 'Valentine' spotted!

Her name's Georgia and she's totes real! She just goes to a different school...

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Oh God, I totally forgot how much fatter she used to be. lol

This is from 2018, at supposedly 488 pounds (the title is wrong).

 

[Even more 8008135]

Oh God, I totally forgot how much fatter she used to be. lol

Here's a reminder:

 

[Empress of Lucite]

I can smell

* Feet and corn chips
* Filthy single wahhhhhhhhhd
* Week old farts
* Filthy clothes "washed" on cold and stuffed to the gills in the laundromat washer
* Bottom notes of Pall Malls and plaid bean bag ashtray


God, she's an ugly looking kid.

I'm getting stale cigarettes, unwashed laundry, piss and greasy hair.

 

[Kier Starmer]

God damn every time I see that photo I just think how fucking shit her parents are. Amber is a piece of shit but for fuck sake it takes a village. She was dealt a shit hand in life yet managed to make something out it. An existence that no sane person would envy but still something.

With all that odds stacked against her, this fat grotesque unnecessary sack of human shit did SOMETHING.

That's probably the nicest thing I can say about Amber (that and not using a nickname like Big Al or Hamber.)

Meh, she had years and was in the 1% bracket for about 7-8 years nearly a third of her life. She had time but she squandered it. She did not even have shit foster families either because a lot get rail-roaded. People who try to make you feel sympathy are not good people because they think their current or recent transgressions deserve no criticism. I'm not even destroying the bitch because I could easily.

She could have gone to college, learned to drive, or bought a house but she chose the path of excess. Amber has shown no empathy for anyone because she is a fake as fuck cunt. She could say how good her foster place was but no "poor fucking me."

 

[Mekahineyho]

Oh God, I totally forgot how much fatter she used to be. lol

This is from 2018, at supposedly 488 pounds (the title is wrong).

Anyways any guesses what the “recent moment” she had with her “bpd” that made her realize she needs therapy? My guess is she called her valentine like 10 times because they weren’t answering her because they were at work or something. Or probably added this persons ex on IG for no reason but to be fucking weird and possessive.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Child Amber looks like she'd make you suddenly remember an extremely urgent errand or important family obligation when your kid asks to have an after school playdate. Even though you might feel bad for her, you really can't stand the kid, you don't want her in your house, and you definitely can't afford to feed her. You can't tell your kid any of that, because some problems are adult-sized, and it's not really Amber's fault (yet), so you grit your teeth for an afternoon, hoping all the while that it sorts itself out.

 

[Insulin reid]

breaking news! Amber needs therapy!
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This is just a rehashing of her 6 things she vlogs about. Here we go again, another clickbait title:
-like omg therapy!!!!!!1!
-hunteen for therapist
-oh mah gaw insurance issues?! Out of pocket therapy!
-found a therapist for all my issues/woekeen up courage to call
-muh mentulz so important guise
-got a new diagnosis + old diagnosis wrong/thinkeen of suing
Then proceeds to make things that totally aren't mukbangs you guise they are taste tests and we never hear about ambers therapist again but look we got like 6+ youtube videos set. Shes such a good vlogger. Yaas queen.

What the fuck is she going to post though? She doesn't do anything. She most likely vlogs her whole week/ maybe even two weeks and it's cramed into a barely 10 MINUTE VIDEO... 1-2 weeks of living and it's only 10 minutes... All she does is hang out with her mum, go shopping, go out to eat, etc and sit at home.

Literally just what i posted above. No way shes actually doing anything. Its fucking gorgeous outside during spring and yet shes still not out and about. We also havent gotten a walkeen vlog in months it feels like.

She is completely content on how much she makes now

Fuck no shes not. She loved making boo koos of money and flashing hundereds and saying "oh im so wealthy i didnt even know hundereds were in this purse tee hee". Shes just pissed she has to do literally anything other than just exist to get it.

So she's always had moon face damn? She looks a bit downy in that pic.

A bit? Lmao shes definitely in the slow class for a reason.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Child Amber looks like she'd make you suddenly remember an extremely urgent errand or important family obligation when your kid asks to have an after school playdate. Even though you might feel bad for her, you really can't stand the kid, you don't want her in your house, and you definitely can't afford to feed her. You can't tell your kid any of that, because some problems are adult-sized, and it's not really Amber's fault (yet), so you grit your teeth for an afternoon, hoping all the while that it sorts itself out.

The best description I saw for wee lil Amby was that she looks like the stereotypical generic fat bully kid from every 90s kids tv show/ film you ever watched.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Damn Amber, we're just breaking records this month! This is probably her least viewed video in 24 hours of her channel's history, they usually sit at about 32 upward. She has lost about 10,000 regular viewers in a month which is pretty impressive. The latest video was boring, I tried watching Alex's reaction but it was shit. He seems to think there is a girlfriend which is retarded because there is not.

 

[Constellationzero]

My guess is she called her valentine like 10 times because they weren’t answering her because they were at work or something. Or probably added this persons ex on IG for no reason but to be fucking weird and possessive.

Oh, shit...

First off, she... has ADDED her SO's ex on Insta and/or Facebook before? REALLY? Fucking REALLY? Please, I need to hear more.

Maybe she texted/called, and in those 10 times, she did the abusive FUCKINGWHEREAREYOU? YOUBETTERNOTBETALKINGTOTHATFUCKINGWHOREATWORKAGAIN!
HEY--WASN'TYOURBREAKAT_________? ANSWERMEYOUFUCKINGPIECEOFSHIT!!

 

[-Jack-]

The best description I saw for wee lil Amby was that she looks like the stereotypical generic fat bully kid from every 90s kids tv show/ film you ever watched.

She looks like the cross-over from the bully kid in Bridge from Terabithia. (Both are the same character in the movie). Which is kind of a shame because I actually liked this movie as a kid. Fuck sake Amber, you ruin everything.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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Damn Amber, we're just breaking records this month! This is probably her least viewed video in 24 hours of her channel's history, they usually sit at about 32 upward. She has lost about 10,000 regular viewers in a month which is pretty impressive. The latest video was boring, I tried watching Alex's reaction but it was shit. He seems to think there is a girlfriend which is retarded because there is not.

If there were a girlfriend she would be acting like an insufferable cunt about it. She's so fucking stupid she just can not contain herself. She'd be all giggly & texting & acting like a fucking idiot about it bcuz she can't keep from the hAyDuRs how desirable she is. We'd know for sure if there was someone as she's not intelligent enough to be effectively deceptive & she's so god damned stupid & such a simpleton to read.

 

[marjoram]

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To me she looks like that one awful neighborhood kid who shrieks a lot, always has popsicle stains around her mouth, and you NEVER wanna let into your house—to get a drink, use the toilet whatever cause sure as god made little green apples she’ll be looking around for something small to steal.

Oh, and she’s ugly too

 

[Constellationzero]

To me she looks like that one awful neighborhood kid who shrieks a lot, always has popsicle stains around her mouth, and you NEVER wanna let into your house—to get a drink, use the toilet whatever cause sure as god made little green apples she’ll be looking around for something small to steal.

Oh, and she’s ugly too

Constantly invites herself over if your house has a pool
The same but for barbecues
Or if you commit the crime of eating a sandwich in your back yard and she sees you with it
Same but if you have a swing set or Power Wheels

 

[Xenomorph]

When are these braindead cunts gonna wake up and realize she wont lose weight cause she doesnt want to, holy fuck they swarm the comments with their pleas for her to diet.
Fucks sake get a clue.

 

[-Jack-]

When are these braindead cunts gonna wake up and realize she wont lose weight cause she doesnt want to, holy fuck they swarm the comments with their pleas for her to diet.
Fucks sake get a clue.

It's the same with Eugenia cooney retards. "Omg I can't support or watch you anymore... you are slowly killing yourself" .. yet they comment all the time and these people that comment on these peoples videos are only giving them more engagement//views so theoretically supporting them lol.

That's why Amber never engages or deletes any comments because she knows it's better to have any comment negative or positive.. unlike Chantal.

 

[Mekahineyho]

 

[Even more 8008135]

Those fucking layyygs aren't getting any smaller or less horrifying, holy shit.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

When are these braindead cunts gonna wake up and realize she wont lose weight cause she doesnt want to, holy fuck they swarm the comments with their pleas for her to diet.
Fucks sake get a clue.

Amber wants to lose weight like anyone who wants to lose 10-20 pounds to fit in a gown. This is why she always seems to lose the same amount, likely only fluid, then back to 500 + pounds. What Amber does not want to do is change her lifestyle, the way she eats, and be serious about getting bariatric surgery. When you need to lose 350 pounds, cutting a bit of this or that just won't do.

The picture above clearly shows that she likes the way she looks. Losing 350 pounds would lead to massive sagging skin. Her legs in this picture are also enormous. Still, she refuses to have them treated.

She is also clearly in the Health At Every Size camp. She wants to have psychotherapy for her BPD, but last time, before the wls therapist, she went to a HAES practitioner that did not take insurance. She always said that she needs a practitioner that "understand" her. It is code word for HAES.