"Hey Guise!" Proper Amber intro. Since she's been gone for a while, Amber decides to come back with a Q&A- oh FUCK NO!! .... Okay, this is going to be a VERY SHORT recap....
.. of 15 QUESTIONS ?!?
You fucking bitch.
*Sigh* Okay, not that short of a recap. Let's get this done.
1) Amber hasn't been uploading because of the Methma situation. Amber was TRIGGERED!! Blah blah blah.
2) Amber has been mentally feeling extremely depressed and low. Blah blah step back blah blah lost all interest in everything (fuck off Ambo). But she's gonna fake it 'til she makes it and be an adult (that'll be the day).
3) Ozempic update: she's looking into semaglutide(?) from a Med Spa because it's cheaper, but she needs to set up a COUNCIL-tation first.
4) Amber plans to stay in OK for now because she loves everything about OK (except the weather). Amber thinks it's ironic that she lives in tornado alley despite having an intense fear of tornadoes.... and is not willing to accept that she'd live at the mouth of an ACTIVE VOLCANO if that's where her ass wiper/driver were.
5) Amber knows that she's said false things in the past and doesn't want to delete those videos, so she's not sure if she thinks reaction channels should delete their videos on Kristine... but then decides that she thinks it's moral for THEM to delete THEIR incorrect videos. Methma MADE AMMENDS! GammaLynn forgave the Granny-Grappler (okay, fair enough)... and Ambo forgave the Granny-Grappler (ehhh, I call BULLSHIT on that).
Amber again puts emphasis on the fact that her mother was on so many drugs when she committed her atrocities. Amber thinks that the only people who can't forgive her mom are people who have never dealt with people who have suffered with drug addiction. GO FUCK YOURSELF, AMBO. Statistically speaking 19 out of 20 don't get clean and continue hurting the people around them until they die. And some of the 1/20 stop using but never stop being total assholes. Many of us HAVE dealt with addicts - with no living happily ever after. So again, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Oh, and your mother is experiencing "thousands of strangers bashing her" because YOU vilified her on YouTube for YEARS and exploited her for cash and attention. So again, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
6) Kristine WAS thinking about going on Ambo's channel and was feeling like she wanted to do a cooking series with Amber, but has since chickened out - because she totes takes accountability for her past! Ambo fake cries. Amber asks what's the point of getting sober if people are going to criticize your shitty behaviour? Um... maybe to STOP HURTING OTHER PEOPLE? To have an existence where you aren't a total burden or danger to others? Such an EMPATH, you guize!
7) Amber claims that she asked her parents permission to talk about them all the way from the BEGINNING of her channel and they told her that it was fine because it was her story, too. This sounds like bullshit to me - so your mom was okay with you talking about how she almost killed her INFANT SON... but the possibility of hurting a service dog was just a bridge too far? Oh, but Amber would have NEVER brought up Kristine's record though. Again, negligence resulting in the death of your infant is okay, but your rap sheet is taboo?
8 ) Amber claims that she and Valentine are still together. That's a relief; it would be really bad if your IMAGINARY GORLFRIEND broke up with you.
9) Amber thinks that sometimes social media affects her food addiction because she's also an emotional eater.
10) Captain Obvious here claims to have a lot of food anxieties, and just opened up to her (imaginary) friends about it. Specifically, she worries while eating that she'll have a heart-attack, so she leaves some food on her plate to cheat the heart attack out of happening (and then goes and eats other food, like when she'd leave half a plate of food behind at the Chinese buff-ette, then go out for ice cream).
11) Valentine doesn't mind and actually likes Ambo posting thirst traps on TikTok (because she's not real/doesn't intend to ever become Amber's real life gorlfriend).
12) Amber claims that Valentine wants to be in Amber's YouTube videos. Yeah... wouldn't she have to, oh I don't know, MEET YOU IN PERSON first?
13) Amber claims that only Alex is Shook apologized for accusing Kristine of being a dog-beater (when in reality she was ONLY a granny-beater). Again, FUCK OFF, AMBO. Multiple channels have addressed this and made videos setting the record straight. More fake tears. Methma appreciates ShamRocks for calling the courthouse re: Kristine records... because it was more than she and Amber were willing to do re: Kristine's OWN criminal record.
Amber claims to not know who made the video or called the courthouse - and won't bother to find out... but they are so appreciative whomever you are!
Pro-tip Amber: if your mom doesn't want people to think that she harmed a service animal... maybe she should get that REMOVED FROM HER RECORD.
14) Amber thinks her audience thinks Valentine is fake is because of the timeline... and not because this entire thing gives off George Glass vibes.
15) Amber claims that she's NOT a jealous person... except when it comes to relationships, because then she's a REALLY jealous person. Oh, but Valentine totally doesn't mind that Amber's a raging jealous BPD bitch (because she isn't real...)
Amber found this video to be heavy for her (
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Byee!!
