Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kier Starmer]

Yeah Mr Snowflake is clearly a fag, what straight male dresses like that. He dresses like a woman with an eating disorder, he clearly dresses like it to hide that he is fat because he is clearly 270+. Cecil's videos are vastly superior and she is very humble considering they get referenced a lot, same with Jim. Apologies for not making this post direct Amber related.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Hi all! I'm new to KiwiFarms and don't fully understand how this works. Just wanted to link y'all a little something that I'm sure very few, if any people that follow ALR, have access to.

Low and behold, a rare video of the gorl waddling around. This is from her recent trip to TJMaxx with Mamalynn.

I'm hesitant to post this because I could lose my job lmao, but I'm not sure how anyone would track me tbh. If anyone wants to share this, please don't credit me or anything. I don't need credit or anything tied back to me. I just wanted to show yall big Al in action.

And no, unfortunately, Valentine wasn't with her. Or... she might've been. Maybe we just can't see her.

Lol the dude in the back trying to be sly while gawking at Amber.

That waddle is nutty. It's beyond the normal fat person bad hip gait we see in her mother. She is stomping while also being a permanent plie.

I'm trying to recreate it with my own body and all I can say is god damn this woman is crazy to even be walking. The stress on knees and ankles was not good and I am healthy weight. Plus the head bobble is damn near close to motion sickness.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Thank you for the hurpling leak. Got me thinking about ships pitching and rolling at sea…..

Spoiler: Amber and a little vexillology

Knowing Dear Leaders love of flags, I have found a particularly relevant one for Amber to be flying at all times. (Having watched the severe wobble/hurple displayed by our newest leak (welcome, newest leak).
Under maritime law, ships are required to display certain flags to convey various situations to other ships.
This one:

Keep Clear. I am manoeuvring with extreme difficulty.
Please display this, Amber, for everybody’s safety.

Just out of interest, here are some of the others….

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I think Mr. Fagflake has developed a bit of a god-complex which was largely done by middle aged women gushing over him. Does he think he is the Youtube version of Louis Theroux? Yes, you make medicore docu-series on extremely obese women that most people don't care about.

In the world of the gorls, the slightly "exotic" Englishman who actually looks as though he showers occasionally is king.

 

[vlcsr]

I can’t wait until Amber spins this into another victim narrative about people stalking her or whatever. She’s going to see dollar signs in her eyes when she finds out about this and we’re going to get 678373 videos about how horrible it is someone did this to her.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Can you punch that neck hump back down?

better fucking not

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

I can’t wait until Amber spins this into another victim narrative about people stalking her or whatever. She’s going to see dollar signs in her eyes when she finds out about this and we’re going to get 678373 videos about how horrible it is someone did this to her.

I wonder if she would actually go so far as to call TJ Maxx and complain about an employee stockeeen her and her mom while they were out shopping

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

it's clearly an AI generated deepfake

 

[-Jack-]

I wonder if she would actually go so far as to call TJ Maxx and complain about an employee stockeeen her and her mom while they were out shopping

She would, but only if she was high/drunk in buzzballs and it would most likely be typed out. Or she would/is going to be passive aggressive, act like a victim in her up coming video.

 

[AnonSloth84]

Idk why, but I didn't expect my gif to blow up that much lmao. If she wants to take legal action, they're going to have a hell of a time trying to figure out who all was involved.

Tens of thousands of TJX employees around the nation have access to the camera systems, regardless of the brand. You can type in any random number and it'll log you into that store. My logic is, while it is a private system, anyone could've taken a video of her in public. I don't see her doing anything more than she did with the laundromat picture/video.

I knew that posting it here would mean it would be posted elsewhere and eventually get back to her. Regardless, I'll lose no sleep over it. I did my best to protect where the video came from, and I wish her the best of luck trying to figure it out if she cares that much. I'm sure the most she can do is get some of us fired from a job we don't care about.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Realistically would her layyygs even shrink if she lost weight due to the lymphedema/lipodema? It was my assumption that she’d have to have the masses drained/surgically removed for them to go back to being remotely “normal” (as normal as a deathfats legs could be anyways)

If she were to ACTUALLY lose weight, they would shrink a decent amount. She would need medical intervention to make it much smaller, but they won't do shit unless she's doing something about it, which she never will. Oh well.

Oh shit to that video of Lard Lass in the good ol' TJ max, there's no fucking way she's not over 600 again, holy fuck. Imagine seeing that fat piece of shit in action, & how big she REALLY is, it's unimaginable.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Thank you @AnonSloth84 what is really interesting about the sequence, you can tell the rage is bubbling. Kristine looks bothered and is in front of Amber a lot clearly embarrassed to be around her. It's giving me Krystal era vibes because she used to do the same thing. This may confirm my theory I said last week where Grandma is inviting Amber but going straight over Kristine, or dancing around it and calling Kristine after. There is clearly something up though because that woman did not look happy.

She is clearly 570+ though she is massive, a lot of her videos in the past few months have had a ton of angle playing.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Off topic but why are most the reactors gay men or fat women? Hurt people really hurt people I guess and these fags and hags finally found someone below them in order to insult.

One thing to do anonymously but to put your face to what you are saying is so crass and ugly (doesn't help that most the people are cows themselves). Like the first person running out of a fox hole - brave but stupid.

As for her reaction to the TJ Max video my guess is some more high moral ground sobbing.

I wouldn't be surprised if her bitching gets picked up from some other channel and we have another minor influx of ambabies like when that French person did a video.

 

[Parslet]

Thank you @AnonSloth84 what is really interesting about the sequence, you can tell the rage is bubbling. Kristine looks bothered and is in front of Amber a lot clearly embarrassed to be around her. It's giving me Krystal era vibes because she used to do the same thing. This may confirm my theory I said last week where Grandma is inviting Amber but going straight over Kristine, or dancing around it and calling Kristine after. There is clearly something up though because that woman did not look happy.

She is clearly 570+ though she is massive, a lot of her videos in the past few months have had a ton of angle playing.

I noticed the expression that Kristine's face as well. She looks so done with Amber. Amber is at least mid-500 range weight-wise and that wobbling is proof of that.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Idk why, but I didn't expect my gif to blow up that much lmao. If she wants to take legal action, they're going to have a hell of a time trying to figure out who all was involved.

Tens of thousands of TJX employees around the nation have access to the camera systems, regardless of the brand. You can type in any random number and it'll log you into that store. My logic is, while it is a private system, anyone could've taken a video of her in public. I don't see her doing anything more than she did with the laundromat picture/video.

I knew that posting it here would mean it would be posted elsewhere and eventually get back to her. Regardless, I'll lose no sleep over it. I did my best to protect where the video came from, and I wish her the best of luck trying to figure it out if she cares that much. I'm sure the most she can do is get some of us fired from a job we don't care about.

i think if that's how the system works i wouldn't worry too much about it, especially because the gif was posted after amber's vlog showing she was at tj maxx. any employee could have watched the vlog and then looked up the footage. if it had been posted before the vlog that would have been sus

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Thank you for the hurpling leak. Got me thinking about ships pitching and rolling at sea…..

Spoiler: Amber and a little vexillology

Knowing Dear Leaders love of flags, I have found a particularly relevant one for Amber to be flying at all times. (Having watched the severe wobble/hurple displayed by our newest leak (welcome, newest leak).
Under maritime law, ships are required to display certain flags to convey various situations to other ships.
This one:
View attachment 5994025
Keep Clear. I am manoeuvring with extreme difficulty.
Please display this, Amber, for everybody’s safety.

Just out of interest, here are some of the others….
View attachment 5994036

While I enjoyed your assessment, I have to disagree. There should be a combination of flags flying:
Foxtrot for disabled, Delta for steer clear, and finally Romeo (in port, 'ready for duty' but underway 'read for replenishment') because Godbear knows this bitch is always ready to replenish her caloric supply.

 

[xh9lqwz9c]

Snowflake really wanting his own thread huh?

I eagerly await this cringey fuck's thread. Nobody anywhere is as much of a closeted feeder fat fetishist. His Nirvana is a warm damp place between a couple of Hamber's many putrid unwashed folds where he can burrow in and exist on the dank smells of his shit stained queen. He just gets more pissy about her than the rest because this is the fatty who doesn't like men so that kinda drains his spankbank.

The farms isn't even as obsessed with big al and that's basically the farm's job.

Countdown till Snowflake thread....

 

[Single_Sock]

Off topic but why are most the reactors gay men or fat women? Hurt people really hurt people I guess and these fags and hags finally found someone below them in order to insult.

Thats Amberlynn's fanbase.

Fat gorls who think they're better than her because "not as fat" and faggy, bitchy queens.

 

[-Jack-]

Idk why, but I didn't expect my gif to blow up that much lmao. If she wants to take legal action, they're going to have a hell of a time trying to figure out who all was involved.

Tens of thousands of TJX employees around the nation have access to the camera systems, regardless of the brand. You can type in any random number and it'll log you into that store. My logic is, while it is a private system, anyone could've taken a video of her in public. I don't see her doing anything more than she did with the laundromat picture/video.

I knew that posting it here would mean it would be posted elsewhere and eventually get back to her. Regardless, I'll lose no sleep over it. I did my best to protect where the video came from, and I wish her the best of luck trying to figure it out if she cares that much. I'm sure the most she can do is get some of us fired from a job we don't care about.

Please don’t worry. Amber is too lazy to even brush her teeth. Keep your head down, act like you have no internet interest like ALR says she is happy. A LAAAI.

Be safe & happy. Don’t go on reddit or twitter/X cuz they already stole and claimed (without credit)

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

While I enjoyed your assessment, I have to disagree. There should be a combination of flags flying:
Foxtrot for disabled, Delta for steer clear, and finally Romeo (in port, 'ready for duty' but underway 'read for replenishment') because Godbear knows this bitch is always ready to replenish her caloric supply.

My fellow Navy vet in with the flags.

Thats Amberlynn's fanbase.

Fat gorls who think they're better than her because "not as fat" and faggy, bitchy queens.

Yep. We used to make fun of the gorls over on Facebook trying a size 3 on from Torrid to “own” Amber. Fun times.