Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Miltank]

I wish she’d fall for an expensive mlm diet again

C’monnnn itworks! Skinny wraps and skinny coffee for our skinny kween

edit: typo

 

[Kier Starmer]

She clearly has cellulitis again since she gets it alot in periods she does not bathe and she won't say it because it will confirm she does not bathe. She always gets panicked with cellulitis because she associates with being 600lbs and sure off brand ozempic may help / it won't. The problem is Amber loves eating and the idea of having it gone drives her mental. We have multiple accounts from Rafe, Destiny and a few others saying Amber talks about food 24/7 and we know she is packing more than she shows. She looks no different from 2019, she is not at 2018 levels yet but close.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

And so the next part of the cycle begins. We’ve already seen that there would be no way she’d ever use the drug long enough to see any real results from it. Not only does it limit her ability to binge but it would also get in the way of dropping hundreds of dollars a week at restaurants keeping mama-Lynn fattened up and complacent enough to keep doing whatever she asks of her.

Which makes me wonder…we all know whoever gets sucked up into Ambies orbit ends up gaining a shit ton of weight, will we end up getting a 1000 pound Mother/Daughter arc before she finally finds a new caretaker?

Edited because of unnecessary repetition

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

And so the next part of the cycle begins. We’ve already seen that there would be no way she’d ever use the drug long enough to see any real results from it. Not only does it limit her ability to binge but it would also get in the way of dropping hundreds of dollars a week at restaurants keeping mama-Lynn fattened up and complacent enough to keep doing whatever she asks of her.

Which makes me wonder…we all know whoever gets sucked up into Ambies orbit ends up gaining a shit ton of weight, will we end up getting a 1000 pound Mother/Daughter arc before she finally finds a new caretaker?

Edited because of unnecessary repetition

I'd like to think Kristine is mature enough not to want to pimp her daughter out for gyros. I could be wrong but I would assume she'd be more than happy to see her daughter get her weight under control.

Don't get me wrong; she might be cynical enough to do something to disrupt Amber's "recovery" (tho I doubt Amber needs much outside stimuli to do that) but I would think Kristine would supportive.

Plus whatever money she is saving from the weekly meals/bingo runs surely is gonna be paid down the line once what ever car she is using to schlep her quarter ton cunt spawn gives out. Amber might legit pop a tire one of these days.

 

[xh9lqwz9c]

Face is different. Same level of fatness so I don't think it's fatness related. What's going on with her face? I think it's her mouth. Her mouth is shrinking, right? WTF?

Maybe it is fatness related. Is the fatness overtaking things to the point where a regular mouth seems like a minuscule mini-mouth in her face now? Is there a tiny mouth filter? Is it makeup? What's going on here?

 

[-Jack-]

Why havve so many beta lolcows from reddit and twitter come on here? I've noticed a giant shift from the attituddes and opinions displayd on here.

*Edit* I have joined recently but I don't use Reddit or Twitter/X. These mrons ask the same shit "WHY WONT SHE STOP EATING..?!?!??!!" "I will be so sad whens he dies" like shut the fuck up. Goes for both Chantal and ALR.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Why havve so many beta lolcows from reddit and twitter come on here? I've noticed a giant shift from the attituddes and opinions displayd on here.

*Edit* I have joined recently but I don't use Reddit or Twitter/X. These mrons ask the same shit "WHY WONT SHE STOP EATING..?!?!??!!" "I will be so sad whens he dies" like shut the fuck up. Goes for both Chantal and ALR.

Same with the ana-chans boasting about how the uneaten batter from her McD's nuggies or whatever would feed their entire family until Christmas; wow, congrats, you don't eat the same amount of food as a 600 el bee mentally ill sentient bag of cooking oil, big round of applause.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Let me just provide all of our X/Twitter/Reddit retards a summarization of what should be presented in this thread:

No personal anecdotes because no 1 curr.
Instead, just do this:

And now on topic:

HOLY FUCK, AMBER. Do something. We're sperging about new members here instead of you, you dull and lifeless sack of blubber!!! Entertain me with your retardation!!! (insert shrieking here about vodka inventory being stable because of how uninteresting ALR's been lately)

 

[Warm Lasagna]

I hope she dies soon so they can livestream the cremation. Ain’t no way this gorl is getting an open casket funeral. Not like anybody would come to it anyway lol.

 

[Constellationzero]

I hope she dies soon so they can livestream the cremation. Ain’t no way this gorl is getting an open casket funeral. Not like anybody would come to it anyway lol.

Why would you want a livestream of a tire dump on fire?

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

I actually wish she would show us her pwning middle school kids and getting victory royales in fortnite. (Unless she's lying again, like duh. Imagine having to lie about playing a video game though... Fucking pathetic.) At least that's something more interesting than rehash #468357264369 of her weight-loss jurneeeee

 

[maybe a pigeon]

In the world of the gorls, the slightly "exotic" Englishman who actually looks as though he showers occasionally is king.

Anything is preferable to screeching greasy flabby Zachary Michael.

 

[Chocola]

yall are such little bitches, imo its worth it to get fired over posting Amber waddling online

 

[General Woundwort]

The reaction channels being like "No one would watch her video game channel" when I think a lot of us would. Since she's shown us that she has no idea how to hold a gamepad I would love to watch her try to use some fine motor control. She has no idea how to properly use a knife either so I'm actually enthusiastic about the prospect, even though I know it'll never happen.

 

[xh9lqwz9c]

I hope she dies soon so they can livestream the cremation. Ain’t no way this gorl is getting an open casket funeral. Not like anybody would come to it anyway lol.

What happens when these skinny queens don't fit in the oven?

Edit: So, I googled this. Apparently she could be expected to cause a massive grease fire in an ordinary crematorium oven so mama lynn or whoever will have to pay extra for one that specializes in this.

Spoiler: Grease Fires

'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire

The fat in the body burned at a higher temperature, prompting a "grease fire".

www.bbc.com

This dainty gorl was much smaller than big al:

https://news.yahoo.com/news/someone-mama-fat-she-exploded-crematorium-174944643.html

This guy was around the same size:

https://www.wtvr.com/2014/10/08/henrico-crematorium-fire

 

[I call shenanigans]

I don’t watch Amber anymore, just read this thread. Did she ever go back to mommaLynn’s church after raving about it the first time? All I seem to read about now is trips out to shop, bingo halls, the casino, meals, and visiting grandmother.

 

[Goatchoker]

I don’t watch Amber anymore, just read this thread. Did she ever go back to mommaLynn’s church after raving about it the first time? All I seem to read about now is trips out to shop, bingo halls, the casino, meals, and visiting grandmother.

I don’t think so. Way too much effort lol.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Imagine big Al is actually wicked good at video games lol? i'd be invested tbh

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Let's be honest, the only video game she'd be wicked good at would be point-and-click lesbian adventures.

Maybe.

Possibly.

Who the fuck am I kidding here, she'd still suck lol

Let's face it - there's only one game she has a remote chance of succeeding with:

PLAY CAFE IN THE CLOUDS, AL.

Disclaimer: I've never played it because it's not my thang - I watched a walk-through and was bored out of my fucking skull, but it's point-and-click lesbo pastel-vomit play-through novel based on food and shit. Seems right up her alley. And I'd watch it just to watch her get frustrated and have no idea what the fuck to do, as some of the 'puzzles' are apparently almost challenging if you're mentally disabled.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Sometimes I think it has to be Amber because who in the world has that much time and what's to put so much effort into that

On one hand I want to agree with you, but on the other hand Amber is too stupid, and definitely too digitally-illiterate, to figure this out. Even if she combed through the TOS to find any rule breaks, I highly doubt she could rub two brain cells together and realize this is unabashed ban evasion that could easily get them banned.
The more realistic options would be either a genuine fan, or a troll simply tormenting the Haydurs. I wanna believe it’s the second, because that’s really funny.