Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Highlights;

"My background and my lighting for this video is so good."
>Backdrop of sink filled with filthy dishes she is actively sourcing cooking tools from on-camera without washing.

>presents pre-cooked bacon and cottage cheese to the camera while cooking breakfast(?), but goes on to talk about the caloric content of the oil spray she uses.
>later that same day...
"We only have a 30 min lunch break...We went to KFC real quick... We didn't have time to pack our lunch this morning"
>Eats a 649 calorie KFC famous bowl.
"I have this right here... a little Musketeer... oh and I have a few of the small little Snickers... and Milky Ways too."
>Sure.

>Spends less than a minute talking about her "haircut", where she presents three tufts of hair of highly varying length and says that's enough because anxiety.

The rest of the episode is department store parking lots and watching her fat dog run around in the driveway.


She also mentions an upcoming video on the state of her health. I'm betting on fatspaining followed by crying.
 
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On Snapchat she announced kinda she wants to do advice videos so hit her up with all your fucked up family problems and watch her flounder her way through them. Don't ask her 'how dun I lose weight' instead see what she thinks about 'my brother is making me abort our incest baby'
 
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John Webster said:
She definitely is affected by the h8trs (#blessthisguuurl). Poor, brave Amberlynn!
She seems almost frantic in this video, very fidgety and tries to overcompensate by being exceptionally obnoxious- but nothing is unusual, there.

"Cocky is so not the word.. Me, no, not cocky."
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(I nabbed this from another one of her videos, but it goes so well with the quote above)
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Reminds me of this:

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C3PBRO said:

Highlights;

"My background and my lighting for this video is so good."
>Backdrop of sink filled with filthy dishes she is actively sourcing cooking tools from on-camera without washing.

>presents pre-cooked bacon and cottage cheese to the camera while cooking breakfast(?), but goes on to talk about the caloric content of the oil spray she uses.
>later that same day...
"We only have a 30 min lunch break...We went to KFC real quick... We didn't have time to pack our lunch this morning"
>Eats a 649 calorie KFC famous bowl.
"I have this right here... a little Musketeer... oh and I have a few of the small little Snickers... and Milky Ways too."
>Sure.

>Spends less than a minute talking about her "haircut", where she presents three tufts of hair of highly varying length and says that's enough because anxiety.

The rest of the episode is department store parking lots and watching her fat dog run around in the driveway.


She also mentions an upcoming video on the state of her health. I'm betting on fatspaining followed by crying.
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Her breathing is so fucking weird. It's like she's suffocating under her fat.
 
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malcolminthemiddle said:
Her breathing is so fucking weird. It's like she's suffocating under her fat.
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Everybody's favorite fatcow striker wolf suffers from various oxygen deprivation ailments including brain damage because of his weight. He even uses oxygen tubes to you know not die. Being so fat you suffocate is a thing that happens.
 
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A non-update on Destiny.

Things more important than getting your girlfriend to a doctor for "24/7" chest pain;
  1. Shopping for an elusive blue thermos.
  2. Buying and wrapping a metric bum-ton of Christmas gifts.
  3. Sitting on the couch bitching about Walking Dead spoilers.
  4. Shopping for a new phone and tablet.
  5. Hitting up basic-bitch central aka Panera Bread (AL ate Chipotle Chicken Avocado Melt - 680 calories; Turkey Chili - 280 calories; French Baguette for dipping (one serving) - 150 calories; gigantic-ass soda (I'm feeling generous so I'll assume it's diet) - 0 calories. Assuming she didn't eat anything else on that table, she consumed 1110 calories in one sitting.
  6. Buying sticker books at TJ Maxx.
  7. Literally and unironically saying "YAAAASS" out loud.
  8. Visiting Destiny's mom's house to see the last remaining puppy from a doomed brood and shining a light in the exhausted new mother's face cause fuck their whole dog family amirite?
  9. Hitting up Taco Bell on the lunch break (order details unclear), and throwing taco filling and sour cream out of the car window like a terrible, terrible, utter stupid dick.
  10. Bitching on camera about people asking about Destiny's health and about how there's just no time to go to a doctor.
 
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C3PBRO said:
A non-update on Destiny.

Things more important than getting your girlfriend to a doctor for "24/7" chest pain;

Bitching on camera about people asking about Destiny's health and about how there's just no time to go to a doctor.
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That actually sounds really dangerous. From what I've seen personally, constant chest pain (like, really bad pain) can possibly be an early sign of a heart attack. While that most likely may not be the case, Destiny should definitely get checked out just to be sure. :powerlevel: A person I knew was experiencing chest pain for at least two weeks. He didn't want to get checked out, and he ended up dying of a heart attack soon after. :powerlevel:Getting checked out early can potentially save your life. But of course with Amber Lynn, fast food is the number one priority. *sigh*
 
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Kataomoi00 said:
:powerlevel: A person I knew was experiencing chest pain for at least two weeks. He didn't want to get checked out, and he ended up dying of a heart attack soon after. :powerlevel:
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People think that because they're young, they don't have to worry about heart attacks. It's less common in young people, but it absolutely happens. You should NEVER ignore chest pain.
 
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A one second google search establishes that all those books are works of fiction. But why would she want to read boring stupid books by real ED/Suicide survivors or victims and gain some insight and awareness? Lessbereal, that's way too depressing, girrrrrl.
 
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So, maybe someone can capture the video snap since I wasn't able apart from screen shots...
...but she snappled Destiny on her hands and knees, with AL grabbing at her pussy and ass through her pants. It was silent. It was between snaps of AL with the Hello Kitty filter. The lack of context made it really creepy.

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What Amberlynn's been up to lately;

Another Mukbang where she consumes 903 calories of sushi plus a bullshit diet water thing, while telling us how to eat sushi properly as she stabs clumsily at it with a fork.

The most boring video ever. Talks about a dream about the liquid measurement system, raving about lip balm packaging, and naturally dresses up for Halloween as a cat.

Destiny surprises AL with $4.67 flowers and a $6.74 Danielle Steel book during her latest video. "That's bae, that's bae... OMG my girlfriend is incredible, like, who is she, like why do I deserve such a person?"

More garbage down the hatch; Hershey's bars, KFC famous bowl, various candy disguised as cough drops (she's got a cold).

She mentioned a health video earlier this week and I'm disappointed she hasn't come through. Also no news of Destiny's chest pain, or their diet. She did mention that she was still doing the "water challenge", for which she has made "boo boos". Nevermind that drinking more water shouldn't be labelled as a challenge unless you live in central Algeria, but how the hell do you mess it up?
 
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