Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

* * * VLOG ALERT!! * * *
Don't get excited; It's a Q&A.

Key (bullshit) points:

• Amber and her imaginary gorlfriend broke up on June 15.
• Amber's already talking to someone new.
• Last time she had "Physical Sex" was in September (why would she specify "PHYSICAL" sex - OMFG does she have cyber/phone sex with these cretins in her DMs?!?!). Amber can't have sex with people unless she has an emotional connection to them (translation: the very first moment she meets them).
• Amber is already vaping again - but we should be proud that she stopped for an entire 7 weeks. Annnnd, she told us that she wasn't quitting forever, so it's totally okay (except for the teeeeeny tiny detail that it counteracts semaglutide for you).
• Amber is having someone come see her soon, and plans to drink (she doesn't mention who, but it's probably another imaginary friend, or a sleepover with her mommy again).
• Amber always wished she could have a daughter to have a little walking mini-me. She knows that's narcissistic and says she doesn't care.
• Amber claims to still be friends with Eric and Rickie.
• Amber will never talk about what *really* happened with Jade (because she knows it will be mutually assured destruction).
• Amber's not a liar... people judge her on things they don't understand!
• Amber claims her lipedema (symptoms) have been since she was 11 and she could see it on her laaaaaayyyygs.
• Amber still acts like not being able to drive is the ONLY thing that makes her not independent.
• Amber LOVES living alone (which is why she was trying to move in a total stranger on August 1st).
• Amber has been gaining weight again (surprising absolutely NO ONE... considering she's back to vaping Delta8 again).

Low-effort bullshit, even by Amber's standards.

Edited because I forgot to mention that Amber's vaping again, and COINCIDENTALLY the semaglutide has magically stopped working for her. Strange coincidence, eh?

 

[Xenomorph]

Why are the brain-dead cunts in her comment section acting like they just figured out Delta 8 is why she is eating a lot and counteracting the Ozempic?
I fucking said this ages ago holy shit people are fucking SLOW.

 

[AzurePastures]

OMFG does she have cyber/phone sex with these cretins in her DMs?!?

No. But she certainly wants all of us to think she does.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Some things I took away from this garbage video:
-Amber picked Jordy as her “bestie” even tho she was shitting and pissing everywhere cause he read her moms arrest record on a live
-this woman’s maturity level and sensibility at the age of 33 is tanked beyond belief. I was watching Chikara and she made a point how it doesn’t even cross Ambers mind to meet each other a couple time or take a trip together (she can’t). It’s a few weeks of talking and then you go directly to moving in with Amber. And I think it’s interesting these woman ( if valentine is real) can uproot their lives to move with her so suddenly as well. I honestly hope one of them fuck her over.

Also I don’t like to join in on low hanging theories but I think that Alexis weirdo is the one coming to visit. She’s a drinker as well which is why Ambers excited to drink 8 buzzballs again.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Why are the brain-dead cunts in her comment section acting like they just figured out Delta 8 is why she is eating a lot and counteracting the Ozempic?
I fucking said this ages ago holy shit people are fucking SLOW.

All of this is her trolling for engagement, and these folks in her comment section fall for it every time. She knows exactly what she's doing.

 

[Xenomorph]

Shes gonna ramp up the thirst toks claiming she has an "uwu crush on a friend but I want more...." *insert sad tits and crooked jaw lip bite*

 

[Even more 8008135]

What a fat fucking loser.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I think it’s interesting these woman ( if valentine is real) can uproot their lives to move with her so suddenly as well. I honestly hope one of them fuck her over.

This is just the way of UHaul lesbians. It is well known.

 

[RedMage]

Her getting into another relationship is only going to benefit the onlookers waiting to see what kind of a disaster that relationship would end up in lol

I welcome another deathfat into the fatfolds of Amber only because the gorl's content is lacking.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

What was the dumb bitch sharing that "she couldn't believe she was sharing?" She's spectacularly stupid.

JUST DIE ALREADY

 

[a hapless toad]

If the semaglutide isn't working anymore then you up the dose, you cheap lazy dishonest cunt.

 

[-Jack-]

Amber most likely has dozens of "online" lovers she's talking to constantly throughout the day while vaping her delta 8 and binging on salami. She picks the most "ideal" candidate. Someone who drives, someone who works from home, and someone who will wipe her ass and put her socks on.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i know i shouldn't be surprised because this is certainly not my first amber rodeo, but i am continually mystified at how massive of a fat retard she continues to be

whoa amber, you conveniently broke things off with your imaginary girlfriend right before alexis, who you started talking to at the exact same time as the imaginary girlfriend, is coming to visit? wow, we definitely didn't see the same thing happen with your last relationship. truly a master of intrigue.

i hope alexis packs her scrubs and a gallon of hibiclens.

 

[pippeyyy]

No. But she certainly wants all of us to think she does.

The grown ass woman in her 30's who didn't know the names of her anatomy and called her cervix a "period hole" and when looking at a model of reproduce system at the doctor asked "oh my God, that's what we have!?" is not having any sex but especially phone sex. What is she going to say, "oh baby, I'm taking my pants off so you can find my period hole"?

 

[FatalTater]

If it means we won't have to endure endless videos of Fat Amber making kissy faces and thrusting her chest fat at the camera, I'm all for her pretending to have a girlfriend.

As for her using Delta 8 and eating more... not surprised.
I've said it before but Amber does not want to lose weight. She thinks she's pretty. Losing weight would take away the only thing that gets her any attention.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think that Amber is trying to change the narrative. Amber probably wrote all these questions. "Valentine" never existed except in Amber's imagination, but it created an inconvenience since any other prospective Target drivers would think that she was not single. Thus, the break up, and of course being hurt by "Valentine". Now, she can do as many thirst traps on TikTok.

There was a woman in Milwaukee that Amber thought would be a good catch, but that woman had a job, friends, and perhaps family in Milwaukee and was not going to uproot herself to live in OKC. That is the problem for Amber, any woman in her 30's is not going to move across country after a few DMs. She should look for a local one and start to hit the bars or better lesbian get-together.

I've said it before but Amber does not want to lose weight. She thinks she's pretty. Losing weight would take away the only thing that gets her any attention.

I will qualify your statement a little bit. Both Amber and Chantal said that the would like to lose weight if it was not too inconvenient. They do not want to put any effort in losing weight. For me, it is clear when Amber sets a new diet with no goal, or at least a realistic one. Even the Semaglutide is too inconvenient.

 

[Constellationzero]

She picks the most "ideal" candidate.

* Has a full time job making more than 15.00 an hour.
* Has benefits like medical and dental (for mArRiAgE, y'all!)
* Has a poor sense of smell
* Has a good ear (for mudsucker farts happening in the other room)
* Good to excellent manual dexterity (for ass wiping, feet airing, helping up the sperm whale from the floor/couch)
* Is okay with being shown on camera
* Same, but with being doxed
* Same. but with getting ripped on by randos on a minute by minute basis
* Same, but with having candid shots shared around and scrutinized by random fat, ugly, zit infested faggots on Youtube
* Has new, KA-WERRRKEHH, never before heard catch phrases Fat Albert can run into the ground besides
--Babe-uhh!
--Bubb--iehh!
--Gorly pop (what the ever loving FUCK is this even??)
--Thahht Slahhps!
--I'm doin' the damn thang (please tell this unwashed mantee it is WHITE)
--Uh-Kaaaaaayyyyyyyy (again--this thing is WHITE)

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

Some things I took away from this garbage video:
-Amber picked Jordy as her “bestie” even tho she was shitting and pissing everywhere cause he read her moms arrest record on a live
-this woman’s maturity level and sensibility at the age of 33 is tanked beyond belief. I was watching Chikara and she made a point how it doesn’t even cross Ambers mind to meet each other a couple time or take a trip together (she can’t). It’s a few weeks of talking and then you go directly to moving in with Amber. And I think it’s interesting these woman ( if valentine is real) can uproot their lives to move with her so suddenly as well. I honestly hope one of them fuck her over.

Also I don’t like to join in on low hanging theories but I think that Alexis weirdo is the one coming to visit. She’s a drinker as well which is why Ambers excited to drink 8 buzzballs again.
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Look at that, denied being in a relationship with Amber for so long to getting drunk on buzzballz and eating Amber's fupa.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I've said it before but Amber does not want to lose weight. She thinks she's pretty. Losing weight would take away the only thing that gets her any attention.

This 100%. Being that big of a fat, useless fat piece of shit, she is absolved of so many responsibilities. She really doesn't do shit, claiming iNdEpEnDeNcE. She has the life of an 11 year old whose parents left the house & left money.

Her lard is what makes people stare at her, then when they get caught, they make up something nice to not seem like dicks. If she loses a significant amount of weight she'll look like a deflated balloon. Since she thinks she's SCHOOO BEAUFUL it'll never happen.

The way she shovels tens of THOUSANDS of calories down her gaping gullet for every reason/ excuse.. that's all her life has ever been is fŬd. That's lard asses one true love. That's the only thing that matters to her. When something starts working she has to sabotage asap, as she does not really ever want to lose weight. She'll never love anyone (not even herself) as much as precious food. It's disgusting how much of a worthless, illiterate sow she is.

Anyone who still gets fooled thinking she's really "gonna do the damn thing" this time, when will you learn? She doesn't want to stop being a big, fat, stupid, useless piece of shit pig. The wEiGhT lOsS jUrNeE is just for show. It's for pretend.

 

[Xenomorph]

The grown ass woman in her 30's who didn't know the names of her anatomy and called her cervix a "period hole" and when looking at a model of reproduce system at the doctor asked "oh my God, that's what we have!?" is not having any sex but especially phone sex. What is she going to say, "oh baby, I'm taking my pants off so you can find my period hole"?

iZ DaT DeR cOOtEr???
Also can't forget her dainty hole!

The only thing Amber has ever caught was Herp.