Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Barbarella]

I wonder how long they're going to be able to keep this ship of fools afloat.

It always comes back to bite, doesn't it? Debt never, ever works out.

Even if social blade is 100% accurate on the high end, (which I know it's not) it didn't pay for this months shopping. I think there was 2,000 worth of crap minimum in that room for "Christmas", and that doesn't include all their other shopping trips and TVs and laptops. Does AL not understand how credit works?

They'll be in over their head in bills in no time, and since it all seems to be on ALs cards, Destiny will leave and go home to mom, and AL will be left with credit card bills that will take her 30 years to pay off. Stress will cause binge eating and binge youtube begging, and she'll finally hit 600 lbs, and will end up on SSD. She will lose mobility, and her animals will be trapped in some shitty one room welfare apartment, and one of those kind giggly girls will take pity and come over once a week to bring donuts and help wash her folds.

I can't see this being anything but ugly. I hope Destiny enjoys her star wars toys and boys clothing. AL is going to pay for that for the rest of her life.

 

[EH 110]

Amberlynn said she saved up money to splurge on Christmas, but that's not true. When haven't we seen her shopping, eating out, and going to the movies with friends? She's always doing something that involves spending money. I doubt her call center job and YouTube affords so much. I mean, maybe if you have 100K+ subscribers or something, but she's not getting all that many views.

 

[John Webster]

Looks like her YT critics have hit yet another nerve.

I like how bitchy and (h?)angry she is in this video.. I could also just be glad that I don't have to listen to her usual tone, but it's interesting to watch her go from acting like nothing bothers her- to chimping out on camera over people criticizing her for buying Dudley all of those gifts.
Reminds me of Amy Slaton's "I am the nicingest, caringest person you will ever fucking meet" self defence video, really.

It's a rather nice change from the obnoxiously chipper bullshit she usually uploads, but it's cringe inducing to see her at it when she could avoid extra drama by not posting these pointless videos of her responding to comments she doesn't like.
There really is no point to her doing this, it's like she wants her viewers to retaliate, somehow.
I find it absurd that she didn't realize her showy display of throwing money around wouldn't have drawn negative attention to her.

When haven't we seen her shopping, eating out, and going to the movies with friends? She's always doing something that involves spending money. I doubt her call center job and YouTube affords so much.

This, too. She's constantly ordering take out, going to restaurants, going to Walmart and coming home with a thousand dollar haul, she buys the most useless crap (things like pretty little bags to pick up dog shit with when you know she probably doesn't stop to poop scoop unless if we just count Destiny occasionally picking it up around the house)- all of this, just because she can.
I get the feeling she just goes shopping in order to vlog because she knows she's extremely boring and one of the only things she does is go to the mall to call everything "so cute" while rubbing her fat fingers all over the merchandise.

With how compulsive she is, I very much doubt that she is able to save much of anything.
She mentions in another video that she hasn't ordered anything online in a year. I doubt it's been that long.
She has no self control, she can say she will do something ahead of time, but at the end of the day, she is helpless in her extreme lack of commitment to doing whatever it is she tries to do. Take her failure to stick to a diet and lose weight into consideration, for example.
With AL, common sense is trumped by fickle whims, shopping addictions, and binge eating.

 

[Zootalaws]

Seriously how does being a 500+ pound lesbian work? It can't be easy to find her clit under 300 pounds of fupa.

You start off pretending it's an actual taco... then munch on down.

 

[Bustcakes]

Someone really needs to tell AL that her hairstyle is much more flattering on little Asian girls

Then again, maybe she's going for the sumo wrestler bun.

 

[EH 110]

Amberlynn went shopping, like she does pretty much every day, and is showing off the ugly knickknacks and clothes she bought from Walmart and (mostly) Target. She has such bad taste.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

..why does the dog have a 'potty area'? Take the fucking thing outside to use the potty.

 

[EH 110]

..why does the dog have a 'potty area'? Take the fucking thing outside to use the potty.

She leaves the poor dog while she and Destiny drive an hour to work, work for about 10 hours, shop, eat out, and drive an hour home. I feel bad for Twinky, having to stay inside and alone all the time.

 

[A Skeleton]

lol of course the fucking dog's name is Twinkie

 

[Bitchboy95]

She disabled comments on her videos, which eliminates most of the fun.

 

[Barbarella]

She disabled comments on her videos, which eliminates most of the fun.

Lol

Cue the tearful video thanking all those supporters who emailed her with kind words saying they make it all worth it.

Comments will be turned back on because she can't go long without public asspats. She'll make a few more shopping videos, get some more negative comments reminding her of hypocritical statements, then she'll make more defensive videos responding to those comments. Again, she'll shut comments off - and the cow lifecycle continues.

Life isn't worth living without drama. (And food and shopping). Mostly drama.

 

[An Ghost]

She disabled comments on her videos, which eliminates most of the fun.

She still replies on Snapchat which is just as good.

Speaking of Snapchat she was in a laundromat and did another Q and A. Notable notables include:
Her weight is currently 469 lbs. I wonder if they make special scales for fat people so they can see the numbers under their gut or she makes destiny do it.
She doesn't exercise, but getting up at her desk job totally counts as exercise gaiuse.
Admits to crying that day. She's in a 'I am upset over YouTube drama' phase currently.
Claims that she has dated over 20 boys. Her advice on love: don't force it. Which is strange advice coming from somebody who looks like they're dating their special needs teenage son.
Her entire outfit is from Walmart and target. It was entirely black save a black and pink scarf. Black may be slimming but it just makes her look like a black hole.
Plans on spending the holidays with Destiny's family.
When asked if she could change any one thing: her complete and total lack of motivation which is almost self aware.

 

[EH 110]

Her entire outfit is from Walmart and target. It was entirely black save a black and pink scarf. Black may be slimming but it just makes her look like a black hole.

Black is slimming on normal people. Nothing is slimming when you're almost 500 pounds. LOL

 

[A Potato Named Vodka]

"I got these because I thought they were cuter"
...Who buys herbs/condiments based on how "cute" the packaging is? Absolutely baffling.
On a side note, she seems to share some characteristics with Kai concerning her verbal skills. Every other adjective out of her mouth is "cute", every other verb is "obsessed". The only difference between the two of them is AL doesn't have the unfortunate lisp seen in Kai.

 

[EH 110]

Another day, another rant.

Maybe people wouldn't talk about her nasty bras if she didn't film herself in them. I mean, is it that hard to slip a shirt over your head before filming, like everyone else does? I can only speak for myself, but I don't enjoy watching a morbidly obese blob laying around in filth, wearing just a bra. Seeing her in a tank top is gross enough... Thankfully, this is a very short video. She explains that she bought 6 identical bras at Kohl's five years ago, and washes them all once a week. (She doesn't explain how they haven't fallen apart by now though, though.)

 

[CarbonMonoxide]

Another day, another rant.

Maybe people wouldn't talk about her nasty bras if she didn't film herself in them. I mean, is it that hard to slip a shirt over your head before filming, like everyone else does? I can only speak for myself, but I don't enjoy watching a morbidly obese blob laying around in filth, wearing just a bra. Seeing her in a tank top is gross enough... Thankfully, this is a very short video. She explains that she bought 6 identical bras at Kohl's five years ago, and washes them all once a week. (She doesn't explain how they haven't fallen apart by now though, though.)

Of course comments are disabled

 

[An Ghost]

Surprise: her friends are all fat as fuck

 

[EH 110]

Surprise: her friends are all fat as fuck

And sitting in a restaurant, of course. God forbid they meet up to take a walk. LOL

 

[CarbonMonoxide]

Surprise: her friends are all fat as fuck

They kinda look the same????

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Why does Amberlynn set herself up like this? It's like she wants the abuse.

Why discuss the bra issue? And why deliver an explanation that pretty much confirms what people are saying: that her bras are gross. Six bras purchased five years ago for any woman would be worn the fuck out. But when you factor in that Amber has gained so much weight since just two years ago, it's a marvel that they have any elasticity left. Larger busted women and larger women in general go through underwear faster. It's no slur against big women - it's just how things are. Assuming she really does have six bras, and generously assuming she maybe goes braless one day a week during laundry day, each bra has been worn over 260 times. On that ever-expanding body. Burlap probably has more stretch than those dingy bras.

And we know this because she told us. Thanks, Amberlynn.