Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

THE PATRON SAINT OF GASLIGHTING.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I’m just posting this in case anything changes. Late last year someone posted this in the FB page I think, and everyone blew it off but I always kept tabs on it. When you background search Jade it shows a North Carolina address. Could be bullshit but I thought about it today and because everyone in ambers orbit is retarded, they go by different aliases so Erica could be a fake name maybe?

 

[UnrealPrime]

Here's another angle to the theory regarding Tommy and Valentine that I haven't seen discussed anywhere.

Mr. Snowflake acts like Tommy was cheating and Amber was some kind of evil vulture waiting for Colleen to die. I'm not 100% sold on this particular part. Maybe Tommy had an open relationship agreement with Colleen. Maybe Colleen knew she was terminally ill and gave Tommy her blessing to find a new partner. I know this sounds like a reach, but I witnessed a similar situation in real life. It happens. Colleen may very well have known and approved. We don't know.

If that were the case Amber would've just said that. It would've vindicated both her and Tommy.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Hamber allegedly took down snowflakes stream!!!!!

I don’t think that was why. Snowflake said it isn’t the real Amber in the chat and that he knew it wasn’t her.

 

[snorazepam]

jade was a smoker too and i vaguely remember some kind of half-hearted damage control she tried to do related to that.

she's digging her own grave in more ways than one. best thing she could've done is pretend none of it existed and continued to post boring content but she can't help defending herself. her self-image is so fragile that she has no other option than to shame and blame her mean nasty audience for finding public information.

 

[Constellationzero]

Hahaha as if she'd leave youtube. What she gonna do? Get a JOB?!

Something tells me this was filmed before the Snowflake video came out.

Hey, dammit, she can get a GOVERNMENTAL JOB. Where's your GOVERNMENTAL JOB?

EDIT:

For you to shut your mouth and layyygss before I hang this cardboard pine tree to clear the smell out of the room.

Quoting @poodle1 :
I am just very confused where her mom is on this.

I'm not. Her mom is only on board with her as long as she can parlay her fat freak daughter into free food, money, help, attention, Youtube fame, and free shit. Beyond that, she don't care and never did.

 

[EurekaKatzpiz]

Wh

So, this is her kid's dad, who didn't even wanted to acknowledge it.
I guess when fat men don't even want you, turn LESBIAN.
The little fat bastard is fucked and on her way to turn into a little Hambo.
She’ll love her narc stepmom.
ETA: Couldn't find his Facebook profile, is he hiding already? Seth are you here checking Boogie's thread?
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Why am I not surprised the child is overweight.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Why is Hambo talking about how she was a troll in the past when none of that is relevant to her current situation?

Rather than addressing the feeder suicide allegations her current lover is embroiled in, Hamber seems to be more frustrated by the fact she isn't getting a Trisha Paytas-style redemption arc where everyone has moved on past her batshit trolling. It's pure deflection but in the most retarded way possible.

She built a platform through deceit and gluttony and she will die in the corner she has backed herself into before ever considering getting any other sort of job. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fat Albert threatening to quit YT is so fucking funny because it would greatly improve her quality of life, but she would never do it. See you next upload gorl!

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I literally don't know wtf is going anymore lol I figured she just made up valentine so it seemed like she had a life and wasn't just dating her mom

 

[crawl]

oh nooo the consequences of her own actions

 

[Who Now]

If she hadn't cried wolf with tears so much, she might have been able to squeeze out a real one. But no one believes her.

When she moved to OK she seemed to grow up a little bit and I saw a tad of maturity but nah, she still is 14 and wanting to star in her own John Hughes rom com

edited cause I had the wrong John lol

 

[misscunthus]

I literally don't know wtf is going anymore lol

Me neither. But I love how people are accusing her of having waited to be next in line after an Ultra Super Sized BBW kicked the bucket and all she's giving us is some bs damage control that's as stale as a Simpsons donut at 1am in the Middle East while shoving her tits chesticles in our faces. It's not even been a week and I'm already bored by all of this.

 

[Tattoos]

Ok someone mentioned that vlog where friends visit. I just rewatched it.

She went to all these places
Sephora
Mall
Another makeup store
Ring shopping
Gelato
Dave and busters
Restaurant
Gay bar
Casino
Another bar?
Hot pot restaurant ***
Boba stop
Dave and busters AGAIN. Admits she went twice.
Lunch probably at D&B
Frozen yogurt/gelato AGAIN
Crystal store
Palm reading

***very small guest in front of her. I think it's Emily's daughter personally.

We know amber needs to drink when she mets someone new. It's the same thing she did with jade. She had multiple drinks during this vlog.

What would amber do to win over a kid? Why ice cream, Dave and busters and possibily makeup shopping, of course!

She follows up that clip with "I already miss them so much. They're planning on coming back in MAY....they've even saying omg we should move here".

Girl you're too stupid to keep up with this many LAHS.

 

[pippeyyy]

Hello all. New fag here.

Emily being a nurse is very sick, and this is legal murder. However, it is very clear ALR may be hiding this is what she wants. She wants someone to accept her for her bad behavior. I think this is the end. A BPD girl with a ASPD woman is a match made in Hell. This maybe a similar chapter to Chantal.

I am just very confused where her mom is on this. Where anyone is, really.

The only reason why I stick around is some little hope she'll figure it out, but it's clear she is accepting it.

tHiS iS LeGaL mUrDeR

Can you new fags please just LURK MORE! You can eat yourself to death (see Chantal), you can drug yourself to death. It's not murder. Shut up.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Oh Lort. I thought the crying with a poop bun video was the fakest thing, and now Amber puts out this latest shit.
Does she think her audience is entirely comprised of abused teenagers with no life experience?
Also, Wah! I put my life online and people noticed! How dare they!

Her death cannot come soon enough. I said it, I'll stand by it.

Amber is 33 years old.
Didn't hear me?
Amber is 33 years old.
Out here acting like this.
smh

Amber is a 33 year old who acts and talks like she's a 15 year old, and who lives the lifestyle of an 80 year old. She tells her hayder audience that we need to get a life ... Gorl, please.

The latest news about the feeder girlfriend and her dying partner is just vile. And she announces the relationship as soon as the partner dies?
Amber couldn't be more of a textbook narcissist if she tried. I'm not even trying to play armchair psychologist-- Amber just lets it all out in the open herself that it's obvious she's a narcissist.

You know what? I hope that she and Tommy end up together and Tommy feeds her to death. It's what Amber deserves at this point. She wants someone who will NEVER say no to her, so she deserves someone who will never say no to her.

Again. What an utterly vile person she is.

I know we have all talked shit about people like Destiny and Becky, and they are still very much flawed human beings with some shady things they've done ... But Amber is such an abusive and terrible human that it's no wonder her ex's have somewhat of a sympathy fanbase of their own.

 

[New & Improved Username]

"I have never lied." -Amberlynn Reid

Ok I had a more thought out post that explained why I don't think of her as a person and if she died, I would just spend more time on some other cow's thread with zero fucks given and it would even be satisfying to see the end of this crap story.

I really wish and hope that her story ends within the next 2 years. I don't care what form that takes. Just don't leave us hanging. Maybe take some driving lessons and get a car (but hit a pole, not some poor innocents in another car).

Order more seafood boil with extra potatoes! Just gtfo and let me concentrate on more rewarding cows.

 

[EurekaKatzpiz]

Hello all. New fag here.

Emily being a nurse is very sick, and this is legal murder. However, it is very clear ALR may be hiding this is what she wants. She wants someone to accept her for her bad behavior. I think this is the end. A BPD girl with a ASPD woman is a match made in Hell. This maybe a similar chapter to Chantal.

I am just very confused where her mom is on this. Where anyone is, really.

The only reason why I stick around is some little hope she'll figure it out, but it's clear she is accepting it.

Don't forget she also has ASMR

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

The way she, yet again, cries without any tears, just making that high, theatrical voice. Also, the second she gets annoyed, she reverts back to her normal voice.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's also desperately trying to draw focus to the assumptions Snowflake has made that were wrong ("first you thought Valentine was FAKE..")

I always thought she was real. I'm ever astounded that anyone can credibly question Amber's fatfishing powers when literally every girlfriend she's ever has was fatfished off the Internet.

Another lie? Do the screenshots prove anything? Do the dates even match the timeline?
Valentine reveal with Amber's proof.

So Amber was cheating on Emily with someone named Erica behind her wife's back, while also cheating with Emily, who was cheating on Colleen. Got it.

 

[EurekaKatzpiz]

Thoughts? I think they're def still together.