Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Disastrously Dumb]

Pyro talking about Amber
is something i didnt expect to see

 

[Out of Touch Thursday]

Pyro talking about Amber
is something i didnt expect to see

It would've been hilarious if Charlie dropped a "the Amberlynn Reid situation Is crazy" but he's currently hiding after the sneako situation so we have so settle with this

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

It would've been hilarious if Charlie dropped a "the Amberlynn Reid situation Is crazy" but he's currently hiding after the sneako situation so we have so settle with this

It's a shame. I'd love to see what the fuck he comes up with to call Amber.

 

[drdisaffect]

Lmao do it live Alexis since you’re struggleen financially, for once I might actually consider paying for a superchat. Better yet hand off Amber’s layyyg nudes to someone who can post them here with plausible deniability on your end and we’ll take up a collection to compensate you.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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JFC what a fat fucking pig. She's going to get HUGE with Emily lol, the poll should change to how fat she'll get before she goes to the cheesecake factory in the sky.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Pyro talking about Amber
is something i didnt expect to see

I dunno. He said Amber's worse than worldoftshirts and I have to disagree. Outside of the littering, some autistic alcohol induced racist outbursts often provoked by outside influences, and his delusions of grandeur/victim complex, Josh is only hurting himself with his drinking.

Amber has left a larger wake of destruction in her path and seems not to be slowing down one bit.

Josh is gonna be dead before he turns 25 (he is turning 23 this month.)

Outside the video is ok but I just have to point that out. It's obvious he is not as up to date with the Amber lore but in my opinion WorldofTshirts has nothing on Amber.

 

[UnrealPrime]

“sHe Did iT fOr THe MoNey GuiZe!!”

"She just prefers bigger girls!" Imagine thinking anyone but a degenerate fetishist would be sexually attracted to a body type that no longer resembles the human form.

JFC what a fat fucking pig. She's going to get HUGE with Emily lol, the poll should change to how fat she'll get before she goes to the cheesecake factory in the sky.

I'm so curious what her final weight will be and also how long it will take. Colleen was grotesquely obese her entire life but Emily had her in the ground in what, like a year? Then again she was a bit older so maybe Amber can hold out a while longer?

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Amber is leaning into the feeding thing because her new gorl is a feeder. I don't think Amber would do this if Emily wasn't a feeder. She always adapts her personality to her current gorlfriends.

Judging by Amber's success rate with relationship, these two will break up before Emily can feed Amber to death.

Edit: Call me cruel, but I am excited to watch how this will play out. Bitch made her bed.

 

[kittykatgrl]

Might have a clue who “Danielle” might be. checked Hambers venmo and has a Danielle added as a friend. she is married and followers hamber on tiktok. Alexis did mention that she is attractive and hamber did send her money. btw im on mobile so idk how the photos work

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I dunno. He said Amber's worse than worldoftshirts and I have to disagree. Outside of the littering, some autistic alcohol induced racist outbursts often provoked by outside influences, and his delusions of grandeur/victim complex, Josh is only hurting himself with his drinking.

Amber has left a larger wake of destruction in her path and seems not to be slowing down one bit.

Josh is gonna be dead before he turns 25 (he is turning 23 this month.)

Outside the video is ok but I just have to point that out. It's obvious he is not as up to date with the Amber lore but in my opinion WorldofTshirts has nothing on Amber.

I mean Pyrocynical doesnt know much about Amber lore
hence why he said what he said.
I mean dude's knowledge of lolcows was only WorldofTShirts and Daniel Larson.

wait till people tell him about Destiny's Cat
and Zombie Becky and Funeral Becky arc

 

[dogpill]

Might have a clue who “Danielle” might be. checked Hambers venmo and has a Danielle added as a friend. she is married and followers hamber on tiktok. Alexis did mention that she is attractive and hamber did send her money. btw im on mobile so idk how the photos work

They've known each other since the Krystle era, Destiny has interacted with her a couple of times.

Alexis said in her Q&A that the Danielle on ALR's backburner has been with her partner for at least a decade but isn't married, this Danielle Michelle has a "Happily Married" in her bio (can't find any photos/mentions of getting married though). Her posts come off as the OG pre-Alexis lapdog from the sheer amount of defending for ALR she's done on askfm.

Based off of their older comments, I'd say they haven't met irl. Still a potential ALR lover.


danielle askfm (a) / alr askfm (a)
archive 1 / archive 2 / destinys ig post

 

[HeyyyyKissMe]

no way!!! Imag

Guys, stop bullying Amber
didnt you hear? she was diagnosed with ASMR.
its terminal, im afraid.

Though typing Amberlynn Reid on AI art sites
its funny that she is automatically shown as morbidly obese.
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In other news Amber is still a conniving, delusional, smug bitch. She's so fucking manipulative too for using that hashtag to celebrate her fucked up feeder relationship so she can paint herself as oppressed. She really does deserve what's coming to her.

Amen. 100% all facts. Can't stand her smug ass.

 

[by the wawter]

The most obviously synthetic friendship this Amberverse has dribbled out its ass yielded yet more insipid tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaFTBGZP_5E

 

[FatalTater]

Alexis? Needs to stop....? using upspeak? It makes her impossible? to listen to?

Also while it's nice that she wants to make videos telling us what's up, the bleeping out "no-no words" is terrible form. Either unapologetically say the damn thing, or pick up a thesaurus and find another way to phrase it!

edit, since I remembered I have recipes for Crumbl cookies. I've never had them or made them (allergies) but if a disgruntled ex employee of a place gives out things, you take.

Spoiler: Sugar Cookie Recipe

Sugar Cookie Recipe
makes approximately 55 cookies (or 200 minis!):

ingredients:
For The Cookies:

2 pounds SALTED butter
1.9 pounds white sugar
1.2 pounds powdered sugar
8 eggs
4 cups of canola oil
4 tsps of ALMOND EMULSION. can substitute for extract, but use half the amount. can also swap for other flavored extracts like vanilla!
6 pounds of flour
*half ingredient packet* Crumbl uses ingredient packets to make sure that only corporate knows the recipes, but based on what’s missing from a standard cookie recipe and what happens if you forget a packet these are the approximate substitutions
5 tablespoons baking soda
5 tablespoons baking powder

For the Frosting:

½ a pound of SALTED butter
6 cups of heavy whipping cream (40% milk fat)
7.5 pounds powdered sugar
2 teaspoons ALMOND EMULSION *same as before can be substituted with half amount of almond extract or vanilla if you choose*
Any food coloring of your choice

baking directions:
preheat oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter and sugar, mix in eggs, oil and almond emulsion, lastly add in dry ingredients

Sugar cookies at Crumbl are weighed at 4 ounces and scooped using a portion scoop to get their standard shape, then flattened to about ¾ of an inch thick, or if you don’t have access to a scale this recipe makes approximately 55 cookies so do your best with that.

*if you want to make minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1 ounce & the baking time is 8 minutes!*

place on a parchment lined baking sheet 2 inches apart from both the other cookies and the sides of the baking sheet. This will be about 9 cookies.

bake for 14 minutes, flipping half way.

Let cookies cool completely before frosting.

frosting directions:

Combine butter, heavy cream, powdered sugar, food dye, and flavoring until smooth. Apply to cooled cookies.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I mean Pyrocynical doesnt know much about Amber lore
hence why he said what he said.
I mean dude's knowledge of lolcows was only WorldofTShirts and Daniel Larson.

wait till people tell him about Destiny's Cat
and Zombie Becky and Funeral Becky arc

Then don't post him if he doesn't know wtf he is talking about. Outside of condensing what happen the past week or so into one video he adds nothing to conversation.

He's like a child that wonders into the room mid movie asking questions about shit they would know if they were paying attention from the start.

There is plenty of better content than this plain Jane tipping your toes in the water bullshit. Why would listen to someone who doesn't even know what the fuck they are talking about?

 

[Who Now]

Okay after hearing about yet another character "Emily's daughter's father's girlfriend" could some talented kiwi make a flow chart/family tree (with pictures if possible) of characters for us to refer?

All these fake names combined with real ones, multiple characters ALR has tried to fuck and outliers'. I'm so confused. Please! lol

 

[UsedUp]

At what point is it considered murder when Emily could potentially have 2 bodies to her name? Feed Colleen to death next amber and what? Emily finds another and so on? And everyone is to act wow what a coincidence that bodies star dropping when Emily is around, guise.

 

[FatalTater]

The funniest part of any of this is Amber telling people that she gets hate because she's fat.
Nope, that's just an extra feature. Amber gets hate because well. You've seen how she is.

Speaking of fat, here's another cookie recipe-

Spoiler: Crumbl Chocolate Chip Cookies

Crumbl Chocolate Chip Cookies
to make approximately 35 cookies (or 140 minis!):

ingredients:

2 pounds of SALTED butter
1 pound of white sugar
1.5 pounds of brown sugar
8 whole eggs
4 pounds of flour
*half an ingredient pack* Crumbl has an ingredient packet that goes into their cookies to make sure that no one but corporate officially knows their recipes. however based on what is missing from a standard chocolate chip cookie recipe and what happens to the cookies if you forget the packet I have come up with this solution
5 tablespoons baking soda
5 tablespoons baking powder
2.75 pounds milk chocolate chips - Crumbl originally used Ghirardelli but switched to their own brand in the summer of 2021.
Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter and sugar, mix in eggs, lastly add dry ingredients.

Add in chocolate chips, mix until dough has a smooth and consistent texture.

Crumbl cookies weighs each chocolate chip cookie at 5.5 ounces.
Best approximation is that you’ll be making about 35 cookies so go for that if you don’t have a scale.

The shape of the Crumbl cookie can be achieved by making a large ball of dough then tearing off the top to leave a ripped top, those cracks and spikes are part of the signature so you can skip this step if you just want a good cookie recipe.
*if you want to make the minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1.3 ounces and the bake time is 10 minutes*

Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

JFC what a fat fucking pig. She's going to get HUGE with Emily lol, the poll should change to how fat she'll get before she goes to the cheesecake factory in the sky.

And nothing of value was lost. That’s how I see it if it happens.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

New insta handle cos she’s shOOoOoo in on the joke you guise!!