Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
At what point is it considered murder when Emily could potentially have 2 bodies to her name? Feed Colleen to death next amber and what? Emily finds another and so on? And everyone is to act wow what a coincidence that bodies star dropping when Emily is around, guise.

Eh Colleen's death is on her. Emily wasn't her first feeder relationship that's for shit sure. Sure Emily didn't help but fuck that woman's days were numbered well before Emily entered the situation.

Same thing for Amber; she is the one eating herself to death. Emily is just like us; here just for the ride. She just determined to ride shotgun and is willing to work for it.

edit : Now that they are official, when are we gonna get some pure Slommi action? Clearly she ain't camera shy that's for sure.
 
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May we all find someone who tells us they want to off themselves to be with their last partner
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The most obviously synthetic friendship this Amberverse has dribbled out its ass yielded yet more insipid tea.

Some points from the video:
  • But but but! Amber's feeder's daughter's father's girlfriend said.....
  • Alexis was under consideration to be the new gorlfriend back in July right after Ambo and Jade split. Alexis claims that after talking to Amber for a couple of weeks, Alexis realized that Ambo would be a terrible life partner (yet still chose to be her online pitbull, journal that talks back, emotional support ANIMAL, and to sweep for Ambo for another year).
  • Alexis' online only, never-met-in-person-gf-of-2-months is now an ambaby posting on Ambo's TikTok.
  • Alexis considers herself the most interesting person in this shitshow. (NO gorl, it's the AMBERVERSE, not Alexistopia. Get real)
  • The muppet is trying to insert himself in this mess, likely just playing both sides as per usual.
Show us text messages proving that Amber knew about Colleen before she died.
SHOW US proof that Amber's been contacting Erica after the breakup.
Show text messages about her shit-talking Methma and Jade - and Reeneckuh.
(Oh, and show Ambo's legs because @Xenomorph and @Constellationzero really need to see them)

Actually, nevermind (except the laaaygs - don't deny those farmers the ability to complete their side quest!). We don't need subjective stories about what a piece of shit Amber is - we can see that she's a piece of shit. And when you start feeling bad/angry about how she treated you, remember that you ENABLED this shit Amber did for the last year. This Alexis girl is like, 28 or so, right? She graduated from middle school something like 13 YEARS AGO, yet is choosing to relive it every day of her adult life. UNPLUG. Go touch grass. Save what little shred of dignity you might have left, delete all of your social media accounts, and disappear from the internet.

Ready for Part 3? Tune in next time. Same FAT time; same FAT channel!
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her obsession with calling this a 'gentle love' like her past relationships were rough or something. the worst part of her past relationships was HER 🤷‍♀️ she thinks people are rough and abusive if they dont endlessly enable her, but they all did so idk what shes bitching about

but yes, let emily gently and softly stuff crumbl cookies down your throat until you gently and softly choke your way to 990 ellbees gorl
 
What's truly amazing is that Emily is more than happy being in a public relationship with a woman who is so fucking childish and infantile. I understand the fetish aspect (Emily likes fat, Amber is fat, job done) but the juvenile social media posts, the online drama and her poor attitude and personality? That doesn't even register as a negative to the chubby chasing degenerate? The rolls and crusty folds are so alluring she can just overlook the rest of this humiliating mess?

A normal person would be embarrassed if their partner acted/lived/spoke/existed like this. Why is Emily encouraging it? Holy shit.
 
What's truly amazing is that Emily is more than happy being in a public relationship with a woman who is so fucking childish and infantile. I understand the fetish aspect (Emily likes fat, Amber is fat, job done) but the juvenile social media posts, the online drama and her poor attitude and personality? That doesn't even register as a negative to the chubby chasing degenerate? The rolls and crusty folds are so alluring she can just overlook the rest of this humiliating mess?

A normal person would be embarrassed if their partner acted/lived/spoke/existed like this. Why is Emily encouraging it? Holy shit.

You already had the answer.
 
Show us text messages proving that Amber knew about Colleen before she died.
SHOW US proof that Amber's been contacting Erica after the breakup.
Show text messages about her shit-talking Methma and Jade - and Reeneckuh
It seems to me like she is building up the courage and testing the reactions to this info slowly. I think a week ago she was still backing up everything amber did right? Now she's describing in detail a horrifying sexual feeder video she made. I'm holding out hope she'll get the confidence to go all in. This should have happened years ago.
 
It was a dark and stormy night—lightening flashed outside while inside candles flickered in the gloom. The far off sounds of chains rattling broke the silence and somewhere closer by doors creaked.

Suddenly, a voice, “Ooooo. Willllllooooow, send cooookieeees.”
Amber cries out (fatly and smugly) “ Ghostypop, I’m eating your cookies now situation type deal molment”
 
Amber cries out (fatly and smugly) “ Ghostypop, I’m eating your cookies now situation type deal molment”
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Speaking of cookies
Biscoff Cookie Butter Cookies
Same recipe as the chocolate chip one, but add in 1 lb of Biscoff Cookie Butter, omit regular chocolate chips and instead put in half that amount of white chocolate chips, top with melted cookie butter and crushed Biscoffs.
 

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Speaking of cookies
Biscoff Cookie Butter Cookies
Same recipe as the chocolate chip one, but add in 1 lb of Biscoff Cookie Butter, omit regular chocolate chips and instead put in half that amount of white chocolate chips, top with melted cookie butter and crushed Biscoffs.
Damn, Tater, you're making me wish I baked.
 
At what point is it considered murder when Emily could potentially have 2 bodies to her name? Feed Colleen to death next amber and what? Emily finds another and so on? And everyone is to act wow what a coincidence that bodies star dropping when Emily is around, guise.
Idk maybe it’s a public service? Murder is a very hyperbolic term. Amber is already 500+ pounds and no one can make her do anything. Same with the last land whale. If they want to eat themselves into the grave that takes some serious dedication.

There are always certain things that stick out in streams for me. The one with Alexis was ALR telling her Emily liked very big women. Saying “her ex was 1000 pounds.” I try to imagine someone telling me that about a person they are supposedly entering into a relationship with and my brain just blanks out. 1000 pounds ffs! It blows my mind.
 
Why would Alexis want to be friends with someone who she admits lies, back-stabs, is delusional etc etc? Big Al brings no positives to a friendship. Al’s all about herself and if you’re gonna be her friend you gotta be all about her too.

Also, remember when FatAl claimed her bestest fwend was trans? I’ m gonna bet she was referring to Erica.
 
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