Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[BubblezMcThreee]

Like just about everyone else, I couldn't finish a fraction of the stream, she was just so obnoxious, which I didn't think was possible. But with the vlogs, she can edit so we only get to see a small part of who she really is. There's no filter, personality-wise with the streams, so her real, gross, infantile, self congratulatory personality comes through. I made it about 10 minutes in, then skipped around for a while, then completely gave up. The repeated use of hectic and her inseccant giggling was actually making me MOTI. At first I thought she does that, because she knows its annoying and trollynn gotta troll, but I really think she believes reating the same word over and and over is actually somehow endearing, and that its just another quirky little thing she does that make her so speshul and loveable. I dont think she has a clue how moronic it makes her seem.
Also, I did see where she claimed she has proof that Alex asked her to show her the crumbl cookie video and and that she didn't send it unsolicited...because she would neeeever. She says she has screenshots of that conversation and of the venmo records showing that she sent money to Alexis. However she wouldn't show them, because she doesn't like to post screenshots...she says she did at one time, but she's like totally changed guize, she's not that type of person anymore. When she says she's changed, does she mean since last week? Because I could swear she posted screenshots of the conversations when she was trying to prove that Erica was Valentine.

 

[FatalTater]

As annoying as Amber is when she's acting like a sugared-up 12 year old, I prefer it to whatever adult baby ageplay shit she was into with Jade. That shit was so gross it made me wish I could call the cops on them.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

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weird... my spidey senses are going off due to what's been transpiring.. this person has sent SEVERAL stuff asking ALR to say things... idk... what do you guys think?

Nah there is nothing nefarious there. That's just Icelandic, Iðunn Sveinsdóttir. Roughly meaning "Busy bachelor daughter"
Its not uncommon for Scandinavian people to find it fun hearing foreigners trying to pronounce their language.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

What’s worse is that she getting paid and shelf ass pats as well.

This new era of cunty smugness will probably last until the money dries up which at this rate maybe a while.

The same happened when she used to livestream with becky. She made money at first, but then people grew tired of her, she ignored superchats and was incredibly boring. Sounds like she is even worse now. So the money and superchats won't last.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Can’t wait for the return to 2019 stop sign face era where her eyes were basically enveloped in fat.

Since Emily owns her home how long do you think it will take Amber to start asking to move in with her? No more rent = more Uber Eats (unless Emily expects her to shell out towards the mortgage)!

Amber is in hog heaven right now. Plenty of attention from her audience, and a gorlfriend who doesn’t give a shit about Amber’s health and will supply her with never-ending procession of junk food.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I think the new extra obnoxious, extra infantile persona is caused by her severe Tiktok addiction. She's a mid 30s woman who spends 24/7 watching zoomer girls on Tiktok, watching shows about teenagers, reading young adult novels and trying to emulate the way current year teenagers speak and behave with a heavy dose of fag-hag who is obsessed with drag queens. It would be less creepy if she was still acting like a teenage girl from the early 2000s due to her mental retardation and "muh trauma" but she's actually putting in effort to emulate current day teenagers.

I wouldn't be surprised if we one day get a groomer-scandal-situation-type-deal-girlypop moment because she's very likely talking to people who are way way younger than her in the DMs because she doesn't really have anything in common with people her own age who tend to be in a different stage of life entirely and this will only become more prominent the older she gets. There's only so many emotionally stunted lesbians out there for her to relate to.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

As annoying as Amber is when she's acting like a sugared-up 12 year old, I prefer it to whatever adult baby ageplay shit she was into with Jade. That shit was so gross it made me wish I could call the cops on them.

I think you’re being pretty here assuming that she won’t go back to that behavior once they’re actually living together lol

I think she’s only going to get increasingly more obnoxious and smug (and fat) the longer she’s around Tommy the Slommy Slinger.

 

[KittiestKitty]

I cannot believe this bitch is actually calling her feeder porn videos "creative". Every time she says the word "creative" to describe her video makes me wanna fucking scream. Only that fat bitch would call a video of her eating out a cookie like a cunt "creative".

 

[Flan Pwincess]

The only thing I look forward to about Amber moving in with Slommy is seeing how it is that they'll get her dainty 1000lb+ dead body out of the house.

I want that a real life 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' ending for our gorly pawp.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I want that a real life 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' ending for our gorly pawp.

I'm hoping for a Mr. Creosote ending, personally.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber trying to say that Shrimpgate was actually about shrimp and her weight... yeah. Does she really believe that? She can't, even as stupid as she is.
Another mass unsubscribe would be fun though.

Spoiler: Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies

Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies
makes approximately 55 cookies (or 200 minis!):

ingredients:
For The Cookies:

2 pounds salted butter
1.9 pounds white sugar
1.2 pounds powdered sugar
8 eggs
4 cups of canola oil
1 cup lemon juice
0.25 cup lemon zest
6 pounds of flour
*half ingredient packet* Crumbl uses ingredient packets to make sure that only corporate knows the recipes, but based on what’s missing from a standard cookie recipe and what happens if you forget a packet these are the approximate substitutions
5 tablespoons baking soda
5 tablespoons baking powder
0.5 cup poppy seeds

For glaze
0.33 cup lemon juice*
3 cups powdered sugar*
*approximate measures

baking directions:
preheat oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter and sugar, mix in eggs, oil, juice and zest, lastly add in dry ingredients

Cookies at Crumbl are weighed at 4 ounces and scooped using a portion scoop to get their standard shape, then flattened to about ¾ of an inch thick, or if you don’t have access to a scale this recipe makes approximately 55 cookies so do your best with that.

*if you want to make minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1 ounce & the baking time is 8 minutes!*

place on a parchment lined baking sheet 2 inches apart from both the other cookies and the sides of the baking sheet. This will be about 9 cookies.

bake for 14 minutes, flipping half way.

Let cookies cool before glazing.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Ok, can we go back to vlogs now? I think this drama has been milked dry. Idgaf about the circumstances of the relationship. I just want new side characters.

Amber, follow your heart. Move in with Tommy. Binge. Let Tommy stroke your tummy. Be happy. I support you.

 

[DenagleBarn]

Off topic but couldn't help myself, sorry!

@FatalTater - good job slipping yet more cookie recipes into each reply lol, they sound delish!

 

[mikomikonurse]

just for fun y’all

 

[DXR1000]

damn Alexis needs to keep track of her LAHS

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Alexis posted another video.

To save you 8 minutes of your life:
Pic of Amber chugging out of a giant red buzzball
Shows screenshots of TikTok comments from Alexis’ ex after Amber claimed they were not actually partners. The chick refers to Alexis as “my ex” in the screenshot.
Amber says Alexis requested to see the Crumbl Cookie video and Alexis says she is lying because of her body language. No screenshots proving that this was not the case, though.
Alexis shows a Venmo screenshot of Amber sending her $100 for Christmas of 2023 which had a Christmas tree in the comment.
Alexis shows the text message she sent to Amber before their phone call on live which Amber claims was a “you either speak to me now or never again”, and it was Alexis quoting the opening lines of Lose Yourself followed by “situation type deal”.

Nothingburger of a video. Dumb and pointless.
I’m on mobile and it’s being stupid trying to link it.

 

[RedMage]

Lol sure Amber. I'm totally buying your story of that video totally not being for a feeder

 

[Jizzrag]

Nah there is nothing nefarious there. That's just Icelandic, Iðunn Sveinsdóttir. Roughly meaning "Busy bachelor daughter"
Its not uncommon for Scandinavian people to find it fun hearing foreigners trying to pronounce their language.

Iðunn Sveinsdóttir is an Icelandic name. Idunn is a common Nordic female name, Sveinsdottir means “Sveins Daughter”, old fashion and common type of last name (father’s name and daughter or son).
Iceland is not part of Scandinavia.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Iðunn Sveinsdóttir is an Icelandic name. Idunn is a common Nordic female name, Sveinsdottir means “Sveins Daughter”, old fashion and common type of last name (father’s name and daughter or son).
Iceland is not part of Scandinavia.

Now that that's cleared up, can we focus on the fact that some retarded chucklefuck paid $200 to try and get this fat, obnoxious, addled-brained cunt to say "I done Sveins daughter" like it's the goddamn pinnacle of hilarity?

Edit: a word

 

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