Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The subreddit is full of fats and lolcows itself. Get in the discord server and see the drama that is in there.

The subreddit is full of fats and lolcows itself. Get in the discord server and see the drama that is in there.

did you actually make it into the server?? I can't get in.

 

[SpookyGhosts]

did you actually make it into the server?? I can't get in.

did you actually make an account on KF to try to sleuth your way into a discord server about a woman with OBCD? embarrassing

edit to ad: the user who originally mentioned the discord also just made their account. seems sus.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Can these fat bitches ever find a girl outside of this “community? It’s so fucking weird to me. Wouldn’t it be so refreshing and healthy to date someone’s completely unknown to your past or life? Guess that’s the issue lol.

The #1 Law of the Amberverse keeps proving itself over and over again: anyone orbiting any of these weirdos is a cow themselves. NO EXCEPTIONS. Maybe we'll get some entertainment from the Necky & Dangerhair vs Hambeast lolsuit - it looks like the Temu-therapist & "Valentine" vs Hambeast lolsuit has already fizzled out.

Public Service Announcement: If anyone reading this has the idea that they could fix any of these losers if they could just got in contact with them, or even that these cows are just misunderstood and need a good IRL friend... IMMEDIATELY delete your online accounts (scramble your passwords if you're on The Farms) so you can't log in anymore, and GO TO THERAPY! You've gazed too long and the abyss has noticed you.

... It's just weird how reaction channel owners in Gorlworld are having heart attacks. Will there be another? Only time will tell. I am a supernatural gorly. There's always energy at play. Good and bad. Covering Amber may be a bad omen over time.

Oh yeah, that negative energy can be devestating... OR, you know, it could have to do with the tiny little details that she was 55 (turning 56 this September), overweight/medically obese (she discussed her battle with food addiction and how looking up information about it on YouTube led to Amber's videos appearing in her feed), a smoker, and under tremendous stress. She was still working (and pardon the word choice, the way she described her workplace made it seem HECTIC), and caring for aging parent(s) reaching end of life. She posted videos on her "Voice in the Chaos" channel about also dealing with her diagnosed ADD, anxiety, and depression. In her food addiction video, she talked about her past alcoholism. I think she had been in recovery for alcoholism for years, but stuff like that can still do long-term/permanent damage to the body. There may also have been a genetic factor at play, because it sounds like her sister may have also died suddenly of a heart attack earlier this month - possibly even a few days before Sabine. And I believe that Merc (the Narc Alert) is in her early 60s. No matter how healthy you are, once you pass 60, anything can potentially happen IRT developing medical problems.

Spoiler: MI Sperging (OT but important)

Heart attacks are much more common for women in this age group than what people think, due to the atypical way that most women present. Men usually get the "classic" symptoms - jaw/shoulder pain, "crushing" chest pain, etc. Women often feel "unwell" - like they're coming down with a flu or something. There have been many cases of hospital staff not being on their game and sending a woman home with these symptoms, for the woman to later die of a massive MI. ECGs/EKGs (3, 12, or 15 lead) detect abnormalities with the electrical system of the heart, which aren't always present with an MI - until the person is circling the drain. Although sometimes on the EKG you can see an elevated ST interval - nicknamed "tombstones" due to the squiggly line looking like a tombstone, as well as the fact that this is very serious sign - but many times the ST inverval looks completely normal in all leads.

EDIT: I'll just add the pictures so you see what I mean.
This is normal - and there a thousand variations of this, so if you get an EKG and the machine doesn't quite look like this, that in itself isn't a worry. BUT, you could still be having a heart attack, so don't use this as the only sign that everything's fine and you can go home.

This means YOU ARE LIKELY DYING. Don't let them discharge you until you've had your bloodwork checked and have talked to a cardiologist. Also, until then make sure to obnoxiously hover around the nurses station so you'll be found faster when you inevitably collapse.

In fact, the heart can have a completely normal electrical rhythm for a short while even after the patient is DEAD - but that's a discussion for another thread. I just mentioned it here so you know that, no, your Apple Watch CANNOT really warn you that you're having a heart attack contrary to what nonsense they put in the commercials. Anyway, checking the pulse or blood pressure does nothing to detect a MI, either. The ONLY way to tell is through a blood test to check for a specific protein which ONLY shows up in the bloodstream when cardiac tissue is breaking down. And many women don't seek treatment soon enough because they think they're just run down and they try to push through. A fairly common symptom (both men and women) is getting a nagging feeling that something's really wrong or a sense of anxiety or this feeling that they're going to die (when they aren't usually an anxious person - in an anxious person this can be harder to pick up) - but many patients also shrug this feeling off as irrational behaviour or another sign of fatigue and illness.

Don't take this cold assessment as me slagging on Sabine. She was my favourite reactor in the Amberverse. And it kinda kicks me in the feels that people like Sabine go early, but then there's people like Kristine "the cockroach" Reid who are still alive and kicking at the same age despite decades of hard drug abuse and general degeneracy. It seems like people of that sort get so much more time. Life can be strange.

Anyway, "energies" aside, this is far more likely to be lifestyle and genetic factors at play than DARK ENERGY/WITCHCRAFT from the Amberverse.

Explain to me how a woman who Amber ended her relationship with back in 2020 is relevant to this new feeder arc?

Even the slightest of contamination from the Amberverse is complete, eternal, and irreversible. Kind of like being infected with Phyrexian oil - only somehow even more horrifying.

Seriously though, this shit always happens to a thread when a cow goes dark for a while. You should have seen the 'tism in the Bossman thread last month when Austin was in the pokey for a couple of weeks.

 

[mikomikonurse]

This is fucking embarassing.
Also, like 99% of your posts across multiple Threads are retarded. Please stop.


This is not how KiwiFarms works. This is not what we do here. Please also stop being retarded.

wow haha I’m being sarcastic and joking around. on a site for laughing about stuff. you seem like so much fun

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

wow haha I’m being sarcastic and joking around. on a site for laughing about stuff. you seem like so much fun

Shut up and LURK MOAR nigger.

 

[TardiX]

did you actually make an account on KF to try to sleuth your way into a discord server about a woman with OBCD? embarrassing

edit to ad: the user who originally mentioned the discord also just made their account. seems sus.

I will not be groomed, furries!

Ew is Emily going to get one of those stripper tattoos of the lips or did Amber try to eat her?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I will not be groomed, furries!

Ew is Emily going to get one of those stripper tattoos of the lips or did Amber try to eat her?

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Answer: yes.

Also:

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[Even more 8008135]

Goddamn, that back fat projection is something else.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Answer: yes.

Also:
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Alr covers 70% of the picture frame

 

[I call shenanigans]

and she is going to buy a fucking house with that money.

Is she though? Don’t forget FFG is a proven liar. If you don’t follow the Gorl World Haydur Nation thread, do a search in it using FFG as your search term and @eggs_over_easy as the user, you’ll get all the proof you need. FFG spends readily to keep her fans happy, and the only reason she doesn’t have memberships is to get people who want her attention to throw her superchats so their comments will stand out. It works, especially the “spite house” tagline. I seriously question if she even works anymore given her daily cannabis habit along with her hours of streaming.

Don’t believe anything that you hear in Gorl World.

 

[ovxoo]

How does Emily even get to Ambers pussy in order to eat it? The ginormous legs, fupa drooping past her pussy- does she hold her fat up the whole time?

Imagine the smell. Omg. The smegma build up and sweat from all her fat roles and crevasses…

 

[Peepeekakaland]

How does Emily even get to Ambers pussy in order to eat it? The ginormous legs, fupa drooping past her pussy- does she hold her fat up the whole time?

Imagine the smell. Omg. The smegma build up and sweat from all her fat roles and crevasses…

The bacteria forming from the sweat and humidity down there. Even after the shower she never takes it must smell like straight up sewer. Absolutely vile, I can't fathom how someone would ever go down there voluntarily

 

[Xenomorph]

KEK

In July someone tried to say Amberlynn died the fake obit is killing me

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Posted onJuly 27, 2024.by Ellie.Posted inUncategorized. No comments yet

Beloved YouTuber Amberlynn Reid Passes Away

Amberlynn Reid, a cherished YouTuber known for her candid and heartfelt videos, has unexpectedly passed away, leaving a profound void in the hearts of her family, friends, and millions of fans.

Amberlynn, 33, was a prominent figure in the YouTube community for over a decade. She was renowned for her honest discussions about her personal life, weight loss struggles, and mental health journey.

Born on December 27, 1990, in Key West, Florida, Amberlynn had a passion for connecting with others through her videos. She started her YouTube channel in 2013, initially focusing on her weight loss journey before expanding her content to include vlogs, mukbangs, and discussions on various aspects of her life. Her openness and authenticity resonated with a large audience, earning her a dedicated following of over 200,000 subscribers.

While the cause of Amberlynn’s death has not been officially disclosed, she had been open about her health issues, including obesity, anxiety, and depression. Her viewers supported her through her struggles and triumphs, and despite facing criticism and online trolling, Amberlynn remained resilient, sharing her story to inspire others facing similar challenges.
Beyond her online presence, Amberlynn was known for her warm and compassionate nature. She was a devoted friend and partner, recognized for her generosity and caring spirit. Friends and family describe her as someone who always put others first, offering support and kindness in times of need.
Amberlynn’s impact on the YouTube community and her viewers is immeasurable. She created a sense of community, providing a space where people could feel understood and less alone in their struggles. Her legacy will live on through her videos, continuing to inspire and comfort her fans.
Amberlynn Reid’s passing is a significant loss, and she will be deeply missed by all who knew her and followed her journey. Her courage, authenticity, and unwavering spirit will be remembered and cherished. As her loved ones mourn her loss, they also celebrate the life of a remarkable woman who touched the hearts of many.

 

[Thumb Butler]

"expanding her content"

 

[marjoram]

We have discussed many times here where the story of Krystal’s parents locking up the cupboards came from. Welllll........I haven’t found it, but I have found the source of the fact or rumor.

The Ankle has been replaying the Krystal era so I’ve been watching them, most for the first time and the other day FatAl told the most ridiculous, self-serving, hilarious story maybe ever.

Krystal (K) goes downstairs in the morning before A (Asshole). K texts A that “some bad things happened down here last night.” A heads down and sees what occurred and tells her viewers this—“we think Smokey (cat) got up to the cabinets and threw down bags to Monkey (dog).” Monkey appeared to eat 3 bananas-with peels-, an unopened bag of 12 big caramel rice cakes, AND a full bag of SIRACHA flavored Chex Mix ( this and the rice cakes belonged to Wanda, Ks mom), and then proceeded to take several shits on the floor. “Shame shame, Monkey” A says to the poor doggie, who looks none the worse for wear.

Now, this story sounds a little bit sus. Despite 2014 A spending the previous video or two telling us how much she HATES bananas-they make her taste buds cringe-she’s a slut for siracha and has been known to gobble a rice cake or two. I believe the bananas (and the shit) were to set up Monkey to take the fall for As late night kitchen raid (of Wanda’s snacks), We aren’t told the aftermath of the incident, whether the parents or Krystal or even fucking Monkey believed this steaming pile of A hole’s bullshit-I’m sure the cats didn’t.

Dumb bitch thought she was sooo clever with this foolproof plan that I could definitely see locks in her...er, I mean Monkey’s future.

 

[Cataloons]

Amberlynn is fat, and I would not have sex with her.

 

[TheWholeEntireCake]

Sir, or Madam, this is a Baskin Robbins.

And please keep your paraphilias to yourself. Not a point of personal pride.

I’m here for the 52 flavors!
No but really, I wanted to make a silhouette picture for comparison of size between the two greaseballs. The juxtaposition would be wild.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I will not be groomed, furries!

Ew is Emily going to get one of those stripper tattoos of the lips or did Amber try to eat her?

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Unless nurse Emily only owns one shirt, these were taken on her first trip there, so probably the only time they've met. Amber desperately in love with someone she has never met.

How does Emily even get to Ambers pussy in order to eat it? The ginormous legs, fupa drooping past her pussy- does she hold her fat up the whole time?

Imagine the smell. Omg. The smegma build up and sweat from all her fat roles and crevasses…

Amber could lay on her back, spread eagle, and you still wouldn't be able to see her pussy, because fat would cover it. Nobody has ever gone there. We know it's the reason she has never had sex with any of her girlfriends, even after living together for years, and forcing them to sleep in the same bed.

Amberlynn is fat, and I would not have sex with her.

Nobody would or could, see above.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Oh Kiwis, I am conflicted. On the one hand, I want to find whoever created the devil horns filter and slap them into next week. On the other I want to warmly thank them for creating a filter that is essentially a 'Basic BPD Bitch' warning klaxon.

 

[Lex in tonne]

Is she though? Don’t forget FFG is a proven liar. If you don’t follow the Gorl World Haydur Nation thread, do a search in it using FFG as your search term and @eggs_over_easy as the user, you’ll get all the proof you need. FFG spends readily to keep her fans happy, and the only reason she doesn’t have memberships is to get people who want her attention to throw her superchats so their comments will stand out. It works, especially the “spite house” tagline. I seriously question if she even works anymore given her daily cannabis habit along with her hours of streaming.

Don’t believe anything that you hear in Gorl World.

if she ends up buying a house or not remains to be seen, but the point is that she is making enough money to be able to buy a house, from people willing to spend it for her attention+hating on FB