Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
Amber could lay on her back, spread eagle, and you still wouldn't be able to see her pussy, because fat would cover it. Nobody has ever gone there. We know it's the reason she has never had sex with any of her girlfriends, even after living together for years, and forcing them to sleep in the same bed.
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Many feeders end up cheating repeatedly on their feedee. I've long thought it's because they really AREN'T attracted to them sexually. A lot of them (men for example) likely have performance issues or other issues. The deathfat is a great out because they cannot perform either (no matter what they assert). Now you can claim all the sex and love in the world, and who's going to prove otherwise?

Hell, I don't even think that fat degenerate retard Dunce Cap actually ate Fat Albert's Sarlaac Pit. HOW? And the smell alone would knock a bull moose on its ass. Same for every time Fat Albert slips off the wrong shoes.

So bet that Tommy here has OTHER females (or males) she may ACTUALLEHHHH be having sex with. Cause it ain't Hambutt. Sex with Hambutt is blowing smoke up that unwashed shelf ass while she eats more gas station sushi and Five Guys.
 
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How does Emily even get to Ambers pussy
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Just like Amber wipes her ass: with an extender.

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We have discussed many times here where the story of Krystal’s parents locking up the cupboards came from. Welllll........I haven’t found it, but I have found the source of the fact or rumor.

The Ankle has been replaying the Krystal era so I’ve been watching them, most for the first time and the other day FatAl told the most ridiculous, self-serving, hilarious story maybe ever.

Krystal (K) goes downstairs in the morning before A (Asshole). K texts A that “some bad things happened down here last night.” A heads down and sees what occurred and tells her viewers this—“we think Smokey (cat) got up to the cabinets and threw down bags to Monkey (dog).” Monkey appeared to eat 3 bananas-with peels-, an unopened bag of 12 big caramel rice cakes, AND a full bag of SIRACHA flavored Chex Mix ( this and the rice cakes belonged to Wanda, Ks mom), and then proceeded to take several shits on the floor. “Shame shame, Monkey” A says to the poor doggie, who looks none the worse for wear.

Now, this story sounds a little bit sus. Despite 2014 A spending the previous video or two telling us how much she HATES bananas-they make her taste buds cringe-she’s a slut for siracha and has been known to gobble a rice cake or two. I believe the bananas (and the shit) were to set up Monkey to take the fall for As late night kitchen raid (of Wanda’s snacks), We aren’t told the aftermath of the incident, whether the parents or Krystal or even fucking Monkey believed this steaming pile of A hole’s bullshit-I’m sure the cats didn’t.

Dumb bitch thought she was sooo clever with this foolproof plan that I could definitely see locks in her...er, I mean Monkey’s future.
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The first time I saw that video was part of this compilation by Bean Bag In A Curry where it's prefaced by a few other deranged comments Hamber has made about her monstrous gluttony.

It is so obvious from the start that she is lying. After mentioning the vague "something bad happened" text she immediately goes into an overly-detailed explanation about why she has absolutely positively certainly NOT been downstairs yet because of her (ugh! So hectic) morning routieen. Only after she's finished establishing her albi does she begin telling about the incident the kitchen.

I dont think the family believed one word out of Hamber's fat, lying gob. By this point they were bound to be getting sick of her and this was the last straw. She and Krystal broke up not long after, iirc.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Many feeders end up cheating repeatedly on their feedee. I've long thought it's because they really AREN'T attracted to them sexually. A lot of them (men for example) likely have performance issues or other issues. The deathfat is a great out because they cannot perform either (no matter what they assert). Now you can claim all the sex and love in the world, and who's going to prove otherwise?

Hell, I don't even think that fat degenerate retard Dunce Cap actually ate Fat Albert's Sarlaac Pit. HOW? And the smell alone would knock a bull moose on its ass. Same for every time Fat Albert slips off the wrong shoes.

So bet that Tommy here has OTHER females (or males) she may ACTUALLEHHHH be having sex with. Cause it ain't Hambutt. Sex with Hambutt is blowing smoke up that unwashed shelf ass while she eats more gas station sushi and Five Guys.
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My dear lesbian friend, I assure you if sex in third trimester pregnancy is possible, it is possible for ALR.

Keep in mind this lady gets off on the care aspect. Without getting too grim, she might actually consider the attention to hygiene beforehand part of the excitement.
 
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Bipolar Tomato said:
Beck does have a type, she is incapable of thinking for herself, she needs a partner to tell her what to do. She found herself another Amber.
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"There was no ulterior motive" Hmmmm that sounds familiar, isn't that the same shit Amberlynn pedalled when she had to admit that The Artist Formerly Known as Wipey was in fact a viewer before sliding into big gorl's DMs?
 
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Bipolar Tomato said:
Beck does have a type, she is incapable of thinking for herself, she needs a partner to tell her what to do. She found herself another Amber.
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Huh. At least Becky knows. The "we coincidentally met on a dating site!" is dumb since Dakota was so active on /r/AmberlynnReidYT, she requested to become a mod and was tracking Becky's relationship status before and after the breakup. Of course she'd scramble to touch poo once discovering Becky was on a dating app.
I feel the same way about this as Amber being warned about Emily. They know, they want to ignore the red flags, and they have made their bed. Now they lie in it and we'll see what happens a year or two from now.
 
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twonks_starrrr said:
They locked it down right now but get a reddit account that is a year old and suck the asses of the mods and get in and just kissy kissy up to them. Their behaviour is mind blowing. I didn't know Americans were actually this egotistical.
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I was scolded by one of the mods on Reddit for calling someone stupid, they made a shitty comment and I kindly replied. They are a bunch of hypocrites, we can call Amber a fat fuck all day but how dare you call another member a stupid fuck.
 
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Amber went live ... about 18 hours ago ... and no one cared!

REEEECAP!! - Not of her livestream; that would be mental. Recap of Bottle's 28 minute video:
  • Claims to only smoke delta 8 a couple/few times per week. She's not currently high; just drunk on buzzballs.
  • Claims that Tommy "ate her kitty-cat" and that she "ate Tommy's cat"
  • Zodiac/moon "compatibility" sperging.
  • "Agnostic Atheist" blathering
  • Open-mouth chewing of Fritos
  • "no comment" about Becky's dangerhair bitch previously being an ambaby
  • Amber thinks it's offensive that Boogie lied about cancer (though Amber's shown that she's just fine with clickbaiting multiple bullshit cancer scares that were prerecorded and she knew she didn't have cancer)
  • The ring Amber's wearing isn't an engagement ring; it's a "self-love" ring (on her left ring finger). That's just pathetic, Amber.
  • Amber won't tell her side re: the Becky interview because she won't watch it and doesn't want to comment on what she hasn't watched. Amber doesn't want to spill 'tea' because she doesn't want to be that type of person anymore (or some nonsense like that)

STOP EVERYTHING!!! STOP THE LIVESTREAM!!! AMBER NEEDS TO CHECK ON HER CELLPHONE GAME!!! Her food is done cooking in "Restaurant Story" (Damn, even all of her games are food-themed :story: )

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"Look! Look at all the food I have!" Amberrrr...

  • This relationship is so peaceful - nothing at all like all of her previous relationships (that she also described as being the best relationships ever)
  • Two months is a long time for Amber to be with someone where Amber describes it as calm (just ignore the fact that with the exception of 4 days, this entire "relationship" has just been a pen pal situation type deal).
  • Amber's advice re: BPD is to go to a therapist. Amber claims that she still hasn't (despite telling us WEEKS AGO that she was going to call them "first thing Monday morning")
  • Her and Tommy are the number 10 (lol)
  • Amber gives advice on dealing with ear pimples
  • The 'visit countdown' is a secret (we all know when it is... likely late September when Ambo's lease is up, so Emily can drive Ambo and the pets up to Wisconsin)
  • Amber really did set a timer for Becky, but Amber claims to have improved as a human being and has become such a better person since being in her 20s! But she acknowledges it was 100% crazy behaviour, because she didn't want to be alone. She's so different now. She denies setting a timer re: Becky seeing her dying mom.. so her needing to have her partner attached at her hip was only BEFORE AND AFTER Norma dying, I guess. This sounds like her typical confessing to the lesser accusation in the hopes that it makes her audience believe her when she denies the greater accusation.
  • A lot of SMUT in the chat
  • Amber losing control with her drinking once per week ISN'T her possibly having a problem with alcohol. Just forget the detail that she overdoes it EVERY SINGLE TIME she drinks (and admitted in her drunken livestream during the Wipey era that she gets sick/throws up EVERY TIME she drinks) - it's offensive to alcoholics to suggest that! And Amber would know it's offensive to alcoholics because.... reasons.
  • Amber doesn't block people for flirting with her. She's been flirting with in some chick in her DMs for MONTHS despite dating Emily. Then the chick went into Emily's DMs, so Amber had to shut it down.
  • Amber's just livestreaming; she's not working. It's a job... but it's not a job.
  • Amber admits that can't work a job flipping burgers because she'd steal and eat the food.
  • Amber's cup still has the barcode sticker on the bottom. WASH YOUR DISHES, YOU DIRTY BITCH!
  • Amber's not drunk-ah!
  • Lots of "seal" talk from the chat
  • Lots of feeder/feedie talk from the chat
  • Amber doesn't have any goals
  • Amber claims to have never been an abuser
  • "Was it fake when her head was between my thighs?" Yes, yes it was. Or else it would have ended like that Chuck Norris part from "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny":
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  • What the fuck-ah!
  • Amber's not sure if the moon is real - it seems hectic-ly fake. Amber explains that when she looked out at the moon the other night, it looked bright, but where was the bright when they landed on the moon? They should have been BLINDED by the brightness of the moon! When someone in the chat explains that the moon reflects the light from the sun, Amber explains that the moon is down *yonder*, but the sun is up high, so how could that be? (Don't tell her that there is no up or down in space, I think that will short-circuit what's left of that pickled lump of fat in her thick skull).
  • Amber gets triggered by "Chantal's Liver-Mortis" commenting on Amber no longer hiding her arms. The no showing her arms only started like, last November! (Just ignore all of the years of her wearing sweaters during the hot Kentucky summers).
  • No matter how much weight she loses, her arms stay fat (because she's never lost any meaningful amount of weight).
  • Amber can totally get herself off the floor by herself ... she just needs something like a chair or couch beside her so she can pull herself up (so... that means NO, she can't get herself off the floor by herself).
TL;DR: All in all, just more of Amber's "Stream of (un)Consciousness" rambling where she talks to hear herself, but doesn't pay attention to and probably won't remember half of the bullshit she actually said. Even with Bottle's condensed video, Amber's livesteams are just too much shit to wade through.

[Edit: spoilered most of the text for easier scrolling]
 
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I foresee a breakup in the near future. Im 100% sure Ambers still in her DMS looking for someone with less baggage (no kid and a purchased home). Even tho Amber likes that Emily’s ok with her being massive, moving to Wisconsin is hectic.

She’s not a girl in her 20s anymore needing to escape a girlfriend’s parents home after being kicked out and a 10-15 hour car ride is risky now.Thats why I don’t think she’s that bothered by the messages of Emily telling people she misses Colleen and wants to die because she’s just a placeholder.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
I foresee a breakup in the near future. Im 100% sure Ambers still in her DMS looking for someone with less baggage (no kid and a purchased home). Even tho Amber likes that Emily’s ok with her being massive, moving to Wisconsin is hectic.

She’s not a girl in her 20s anymore needing to escape a girlfriend’s parents home after being kicked out and a 10-15 hour car ride is risky now.Thats why I don’t think she’s that bothered by the messages of Emily telling people she misses Colleen and wants to die because she’s just a placeholder.
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Emily owns her home in Wisconsin and her kid stays with Dad (probably for the best). What do you mean? Amber would 100% box up her cheap Temu crap and haul it to WI to live with Emily who worships every calorie she puts in her body.
 
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