Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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A quick search will show numerous times she's brought up foster parents. A few that come to mind are her video about the time her fat ass needed two plane seats, when she played soccer on the famous Blue Team,and when she talked about her foster mom being unaware Hamber got free school lunches, so she would give her money every day and Amberlard would use it to buy a second lunch.

Regardless of how much of this is true, Amber has definitely mentioned her foster families more than once.

Aunt Tammie even admitted her cunt of a niece was in multiple foster homes.
Oh shit, that reminds me. It’s moot at this point because anyone with a stick up their ass about being in foster care when they’re in their mid - 30s is just as pathetic as someone in their 30s hanging around a bunch of high school students. But. Unless Amber straight up lied to her foster family about not qualifying or her social worker was woefully bad at their job and didn’t tell them she handled it for Amber, you don’t just GET free lunch in public school. You have to apply for it. I don’t know what part of that story she lied about but the math isn’t mathing
 
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Oh shit, that reminds me. It’s moot at this point because anyone with a stick up their ass about being in foster care when they’re in their mid - 30s is just as pathetic as someone in their 30s hanging around a bunch of high school students. But. Unless Amber straight up lied to her foster family about not qualifying or her social worker was woefully bad at their job and didn’t tell them she handled it for Amber, you don’t just GET free lunch in public school. You have to apply for it. I don’t know what part of that story she lied about but the math isn’t mathing
Foster kids should automatically qualify, yes there's a form but if she changed families but not schools, she mightve not had to fill another one out.

Seems pretty strange to me that a foster mother wouldn't know that though. Most importantly, amber lies. It was probably something dumb she made up to sound "bad" to her audience. Little (fat) rebel fosterlynn.
 
I believe her parents were probably addicts but the whole “MUH FOSTER CARE!” story never lines up. She’s never once mentioned any type of foster family.
Whuuut? Dude, we even found one of the families - the one where the dad was a cop and the address of the house they lived in. We google earth'd and Zillow'd the fuck out of it. Nice place.
 
Yeah. The timeline in general (when /where she was with who and how long) is all over the place but she was definitely in the system. We know she can’t string her lies together to save her life but she’s been fairly consistent with that ONE aspect of her past.
I believe her parents were probably addicts but the whole “MUH FOSTER CARE!” story never lines up. She’s never once mentioned any type of foster family.
 
Whuuut? Dude, we even found one of the families - the one where the dad was a cop and the address of the house they lived in. We google earth'd and Zillow'd the fuck out of it. Nice place.
I cant imagine going through all the time and effort to foster a child and ending up with the cretin amberlynn. A week with that shithead, hyena-bark-laughing at everything from the couch as she shovels pitchforks of ramen noodles and flaming hot cheetos into her gaping hole, buried under every blanket I owned. I’d be ready to yeet her blubber ass into the street and change my identity. Fuck them kids.
 
I cant imagine going through all the time and effort to foster a child and ending up with the cretin amberlynn. A week with that shithead, hyena-bark-laughing at everything from the couch as she shovels pitchforks of ramen noodles and flaming hot cheetos into her gaping hole, buried under every blanket I owned. I’d be ready to yeet her blubber ass into the street and change my identity. Fuck them kids.
She really is worse than Hitler, isn't she? Hitlerlynn.
 
Wouldnt Hambie's medical record say Amber Lynn Reid instead of Amberlynn Reid? I saw a screenshot of one of her medical records and it said Amberlynn. Isn't Lynn her middle name? Shouldn't there be a space? I'm not American so maybe I'm being stupid idk. I cant find the screenshot but if someone has is please link it.
Her middle name is Hungry.
 
@Alisindria’s revenge you've made like a dozen Posts in the last few pages, included at least two double-posts. Can you stop vomiting every dumbass thought in your head onto the Thread as a new post and learn to use the Multiquote and Edit?
Seriously, if you want to add more to your Post within a day or so(there's a limited edit window), or at least on the same page, including replying to new Posts after yours, just edit it in. Unless it's something new and important, or there are important happenings currently occuring, that's the way it's done around here.
And if you're too new to have the ability to edit, lurk moar faggot try once a day making it all in one Post. (Use multiquote to address different people/comments/parts of comments all in one Post.)

This thread isn't exactly going at fantastic speed(although we are hitting levels of retardation that shouldn't even be possible), no one's going to miss anything if you only post once a page.
 
Wouldnt Hambie's medical record say Amber Lynn Reid instead of Amberlynn Reid? I saw a screenshot of one of her medical records and it said Amberlynn. Isn't Lynn her middle name? Shouldn't there be a space? I'm not American so maybe I'm being stupid idk. I cant find the screenshot but if someone has is please link it.
Her legal name is Amber Lynn Reid.
You can put “alternate names” or an alias on some forms, including a patient portal. She is probably so used to writing her first and middle names together by now that she just puts them as one word on pretty much everything that doesn’t legally require your actual name.
 
@Alisindria’s revenge you've made like a dozen Posts in the last few pages, included at least two double-posts. Can you stop vomiting every dumbass thought in your head onto the Thread as a new post and learn to use the Multiquote and Edit?
Seriously, if you want to add more to your Post within a day or so(there's a limited edit window), or at least on the same page, including replying to new Posts after yours, just edit it in. Unless it's something new and important, or there are important happenings currently occuring, that's the way it's done around here.
And if you're too new to have the ability to edit, lurk moar faggot try once a day making it all in one Post. (Use multiquote to address different people/comments/parts of comments all in one Post.)

This thread isn't exactly going at fantastic speed(although we are hitting levels of retardation that shouldn't even be possible), no one's going to miss anything if you only post once a page.
Thanks for the tips, you whiny bitch. I’ll take it under advisement as a new user. In the meantime, get fucked. I’ll post as many times a day as I want to and until my hambone venom is quelled so fuck off.
 
Interesting seeing her with someone else in a devil horns filter. I had noticed the preternaturally smooth, flawless skin, but never realized it also applies lipstick. So Slommi is a lipstick lesbian now? Justin Feeder is a boy in makeup now? #sobrave.

And too lazy to multi quote, but the toddler pictures of Amber reminded me of something, but I couldn’t place it, and now I have. Her head is so oversized and block-shaped, she looked like a Lego mini figure. Here’s what I mean: first the Titanic Toddler version and then the adult version with filters in place.

N.B. Dibs on the pumpkin head as my Halloween profile pic.
 

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Thanks for the tips, you whiny bitch. I’ll take it under advisement as a new user. In the meantime, get fucked. I’ll post as many times a day as I want to and until my hambone venom is quelled so fuck off.
Oh wow, that's quite the reaction. Someone really IS new here.
 
Thanks for the tips, you whiny bitch. I’ll take it under advisement as a new user. In the meantime, get fucked. I’ll post as many times a day as I want to and until my hambone venom is quelled so fuck off.
Look out, ya’ll, we‘ve got ourselves a tough guy here. So cool!

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Idiot.
 
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