Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,621 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,520
I don't understand going on multiple dates to the casino/bingo? once.. maybe.. as a little meme date. But not as a serious date with a LDR partner. Wouldn't you want to spend as much time in bed with your partner that you never see and long for if it was TRULY passionate??? Why not get a boujee hotel and make a date night, or a romantic aquarium day? WhY THE FuCk would u want to spend your time in a smoky gross loud casino?? Oh right, cause FAT. We're supposed to believe that ALR is so mobile and capable but she refuses to do anything that is out of her 600lbs comfort zone. Your facade is trash and we can all see that your life is limited and shitty.

Also. Slommy might be the ugliest of all the partners. What the fuck is this face composition? The rest of ambers ex's just looked deformed from the fat but this one is just retarded looking.

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Something just totally fucked up about the shape of this closeted pooners head
 
Slommy looks a lot like Ken Urker, Gypsy Rose Blanchard's gay-not-gay boyfriend/alleged baby daddy. She (IMO) even gives off the same "I'm only here for the money." energy too.
Oh hey! I just realized that there are two killers in this picture!
Also those fucking pig tails I swear. They're just as bad as devil horns filter, she looks absolutely childish.
 
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Slommy looks a lot like Ken Urker, Gypsy Rose Blanchard's gay-not-gay boyfriend/alleged baby daddy. She (IMO) even gives off the same "I'm only here for the money." energy too.
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Also those fucking pig tails I swear. They're just as bad as devil horns filter, she looks absolutely childish.
Actually I see more of a resemblance to the other murderer Gypsy Rose. Both her and Emily's nose make their faces look like it's an entire over bite.
 
Actually I see more of a resemblance to the other murderer Gypsy Rose. Both her and Emily's nose make their faces look like it's an entire over bite.
Agreed, and not unlike Gypsy Rose Amber is also a sheltered retard with fucked up mummy issues, ripe for the picking by some unscrupulous clout chaser.
 
Remember when Reddit (and even some Kiwis, who I'm judging harshly) were talking about how she was pretty or at least decent looking for a Hambo caretaker? Yeah, no.
To all those dipshits saying Hambutt would look reely prittie if she was thin, there's an old saying: You get a partner who looks about as good as you do.

Don't believe me? Look at every one of Fat Albert's gorlfrands and every one of Chinstrap's men.


Imagine having a daughter and a job. Imagine spending all your money on tattoos and this bloated tick. Imagine taking time off your job and not seeing your daughter, but instead, flying to spend time with this bloated smelly tick.
 


Slommy looks a lot like Ken Urker, Gypsy Rose Blanchard's gay-not-gay boyfriend/alleged baby daddy. She (IMO) even gives off the same "I'm only here for the money." energy too.
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Also those fucking pig tails I swear. They're just as bad as devil horns filter, she looks absolutely childish.

Right? I can never decide if her nose is fucking huge, or her head is way too fucking small.

I just keep seeing Lucille Botz.

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Am I the only one who sees a chubbier-faced Michael Cera?
(No offence Michael Cera...)
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Also. Slommy might be the ugliest of all the partners. What the fuck is this face composition? The rest of ambers ex's just looked deformed from the fat but this one is just retarded looking.

Really?
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[Edited - I forgot to add Erica and Krystle]

Not saying that Slommi is any great beauty. I mean, she resembles young Gru from the Despicable Me series:
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And the whole feeder degeneracy (and narcissistic eyefucking the viewfinder) definitely makes Emily the partner with the absolute worst personality BY FAR. But in terms of objective looks... I think Destiny legit looked more retarded. And if you argue that Becky would look better if she wasn't fat, well... Emily would look better if she didn't have the beak of a toucan. None of these hambeasts are going to lose any weight, so really their deformities are just as permanent as having an oversized nose. And Emily was born with the nose - she didn't eat herself into it... though she helped feed someone to death, so six of one, half a dozen of the other. I guess at best this is like comparing whether elephant shit or rhino shit is worse.

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@Bipolar Tomato regarding the "step-dad": in a previous video she was talking about presents she got for her Mom and for Kristine's BF's 66th birthday (where she individually wrapped 66 scratch-n-win tickets). She said that he's her BF, but she sees him like a step-father because someday he and Kristine will get married. Though this was the first time she's ever referred to him as the "step-dad".
 
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feeder arc embraced
I remember the ol' days where she hated angles like this; now she's eyefucking herself while doing it lmao

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She looks like pudding in a ziplock baggie
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also so sorry, mobilefagging and praying this formatted properly
 

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[Edited - I forgot to add Erica and Krystle]

Not saying that Slommi is any great beauty. I mean, she resembles young Gru from the Despicable Me series:
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And the whole feeder degeneracy (and narcissistic eyefucking the viewfinder) definitely makes Emily the partner with the absolute worst personality BY FAR. But in terms of objective looks... I think Destiny legit looked more retarded. And if you argue that Becky would look better if she wasn't fat, well... Emily would look better if she didn't have the beak of a toucan. None of these hambeasts are going to lose any weight, so really their deformities are just as permanent as having an oversized nose. And Emily was born with the nose - she didn't eat herself into it... though she helped feed someone to death, so six of one, half a dozen of the other. I guess at best this is like comparing whether elephant shit or rhino shit is worse.

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@Bipolar Tomato regarding the "step-dad": in a previous video she was talking about presents she got for her Mom and for Kristine's BF's 66th birthday (where she individually wrapped 66 scratch-n-win tickets). She said that he's her BF, but she sees him like a step-father because someday he and Kristine will get married. Though this was the first time she's ever referred to him as the "step-dad".
Well that's the amazing thing about opinions, we can have differing ones but it doesn't change the fact that they're all ugly. LMAO.
 
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