Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

Alexis had to be the one taking her to slommy.
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I don't know. The line "when your former best friend texts you and randomly tells you "she's breathing your air"" causes me to infer that Alexis didn't know of Amber being in WI until after she arrived... but no one in the Amberverse seems capable of articulating exactly what they mean, so...

... Although I'm sure that if things don't work out with Saint Thomus of Slommus, it will be Alexis making the 28+ hour round trip to haul the beach ball with a skeleton back to OKC.

Edited to Add:
I find it crazy how even after discovering how horrible Amber is, none of these morons ever seem to realize that she really only exists online and actually blocking her (not just following a passive-aggressively cycle of "comment --> block --> unblock --> comment --> maybe block again) is 100% effective in stopping her. She could move not even one mile away from them, and that would still be far too far away for her to do anything irl to mess with them.
I find it even crazier that Amber seems to have no problem finding an endless supply of these morons even dumber than her, who willingly allow themselves to be constantly sucked into her dramatic, bullshitty nonsense. I understand the concept to people defining themselves or finding meaning through their suffering, but this is beyond absurd.

As mentioned before, the house has stairs and a step at the front door. The bathrooms are not large.

She has a back yard, and a home like that will have at least one outdoor hose bib. That should work to hose her down until about October/November, when Emily will have to drain the line to prevent it from freezing. Many homes that size also have a hose bib in the garage. That could probably be left with the line charged all winter. She should be good. And the harder it is to get her IN the house, the harder it will be to then get Ambo OUT of the house again when Slommi's sick of her (big-brain 140IQ Ambo logic).

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Oh shit, I fell asleep at my post again...

* * * VLOG ALERT !!! * * *

Yeah, I really should have named it a "Reid Alert" instead. Anyhoozles... When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was making a big production out of taste testing yet more candy. Amber also bought a new suitcase, while also trying yet again to convince the masses that she showers. What's going on this time? Probably nothing of substance, but let's check to make sure. TAKE US IN!!...

i'm traveling & my thoughts on nikocado avocado

RECAP: Absolute filler NONTENT, not worth a proper recap. Amber explains and shows how a money envelope works (with a drawn out demonstration). Amber cuts the tags and takes the paper out of her new rolling luggage and the hideous pink monstrousity she bought in the previous vlog. Amberlynn reminds everyone that Nikocado Avocado made a video saying that Amber lied about cancer, and that caused THOUSANDS of people to flood into her DMs with accusations of the same. Amber is still waiting for her "HyGiEnE bAg" to be delivered, and unboxes "travel sized" bottles and containers that are just as large as the regular sized bottles and containers that the products are sold in. Proof of life for Twinkie and Rarity. Unfortunately, no confirmation yet that she hasn't eaten Wasabi.

 

[RedMage]

Funny she mentions 2019 Amberlynn as it appears that's exactly where is going to end up as very soon.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Did she buy that house with the dead blob's life insurance?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

How much do we want to bet Amber will fully move in immediately, break her lease in KY and pay the penalty fees then have a long-distance hauling company bring all her beige *~aesthetic~* crap furniture and decor to WI? They would even pack up all her shit for her if Mamalynn supervises.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

As mentioned before, the house has stairs and a step at the front door. The bathrooms are not large.

First off, fucking ew that pink bathroom. Just why. Second off, why are these kinds of retarded houses a thing? It's like they can't decide on being either a one or two story so they just spit you out in the middle right when you walk in making you have to take stairs to get anywhere else.

The gaycare house was peak. I miss seeing that place.

 

[Kitsunehime]

when Amber really traveld with a car...why did she buy hygiene product stuff that is made for airplane seethrough?O.o when u go by car u could just pack your normal stuff...maybe her mom just drove her to the airport and she flew to Tommy...who ever drove her must have made the whole trip back then because of the car...it would make way more sense that Amber flew the way O.o

 

[Sarah Connor]

I wonder if she got a petsitter. I'm sure Mamalynn doesn't give a damn about Hambie's pets since she already works, soooo... maybe the they/them she faghags for is watching them. Maybe whoever it is will pull an FFG and free twonk and the kitties from their prison. Maybe I'm being too optimistic.

 

[Terfatron]

The unnecessary spending never stops with this one.
Buying a whole new suitcase because the inside on the old one isn't ️aesthetics️ is another level.

And lol on not wanna go "to crazy" on saving for your future, Icon!

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I wonder if she got a petsitter. I'm sure Mamalynn doesn't give a damn about Hambie's pets since she already works, soooo... maybe the they/them she faghags for is watching them. Maybe whoever it is will pull an FFG and free twonk and the kitties from their prison. Maybe I'm being too optimistic.

Don't forgot mammalynn is a convicted animal abuser, so I'm sure that is exactly who Amber trust to watch her so-called babies.

 

[Cherry Pie]

This bish aint never leaving idgaf lmao
WELCOME TO CHEESE COUNTRY FATTY, HAVE A POTATO BAKE AND GET READY FOR WINTER!

Yup. I don't think she has any intention of ever leaving Slommy's house.

 

[FatalTater]

As mentioned before, the house has stairs and a step at the front door. The bathrooms are not large.

Just imagine how bad that house is going to smell once Amber's been in it for a few days.

My prediction for these two?
Emily is going to feed Amber up to bed bound size, then dump her in a nursing home for someone else to clean up after.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Great idea letting everyone know you have an envelope full of cash in your apartment and that you're going on vacation. Even better idea, not saving your money in a high-yield savings account or CD but buying ANOTHER one of these silly envelope systems.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I find it even crazier that Amber seems to have no problem finding an endless supply of these morons even dumber than her, who willingly allow themselves to be constantly sucked into her dramatic, bullshitty nonsense.

I think it's more of matter of an endless supply of people who think they're smarter than she is. They will be the one to empty out the world's fattest bank! They are smarter and stronger than her narcissism! She's an idiot and they aren't'!

Amberlynn reminds everyone that Nikocado Avocado made a video saying that Amber lied about cancer,

Oh is she mad that Nik lost half an Amber? Lol good.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

And the comment section is eating it up. Yeah this one is different because this gf wants her to get bigger and more immobile.

it's giving 0 chemistry relationship it's giving leading a toddler through the store it's giving two awkward 13 year olds couple goals

it's giving shut the hell up with this cringe TikTok bullshit, Christiana, you fucking sped.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

WHERE ARE THE ANIMALS?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

WHERE ARE THE ANIMALS?

You know she just put down an extra litter box for the cats, possibly an astro-turf pee pad for the dog, and filled a bunch of bowls with water and kibble.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

You know she just put down an extra litter box for the cats, possibly an astro-turf pee pad for the dog, and filled a bunch of bowls with water and kibble.

$10 says Methmamma has Twinkie who will get by with rapidly hardening kibble piled up in a bowl (because, like her massive offspring, Kristine can’t be arsed to portion it), and table scraps from McDonald’s takeout. So pretty much what Twinkie is already used to.
The cats will probably have free rein of the apartment, and a nice quiet break from the wheezing, shrieking, stomping, and knocking at the door by UberEats drivers. Hopefully they have clean litter boxes and enough food and water.

 

[dfranki723]

The lack of consideration for her animals always manages to disgust me. All three beans got the worst luck of the draw. The only upside is if she dies alone, they'll get the feast of their lives.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Is she actually walking in a store? No scooter? I'm shocked.

Remember this is all part of her "I'm a mobile queen who can walk for miles and miles" psyop when she first gets into a relationship, she'll be back to wearing the wrong shoes and scootypuffs before long.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Remember this is all part of her "I'm a mobile queen who can walk for miles and miles" psyop when she first gets into a relationship, she'll be back to wearing the wrong shoes and scootypuffs before long.

Yeah she pretended to be a on-the- go health queen when Jade arrived. Then the poop bun appeared and she ordered food round the clock, with Jade having to literally ask her to get up from the desk and go for a walk which led to her fateful fall.