Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Plot Summary with Commentary. When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was trying to fit the entire contents of her stankpartment into a single suitcase to give the illusion of going on a trip (when in reality she plans to plop herself in Slommii's home and then declare squatter rights). What's happening this time? Looks like Kristine's driving her there. TAKE US IN!!

"Hello hello; welcome to a new vlog". Improper intro.

Blathering about VMAs and Big Brother *SKIP*

Amber leaves at 5am tomorrow for her trip situation type deal. "Tomorrow" being Amberspeak for "over a week ago".

HyGiEnE bAg update! She got a larger "STUFF" bag. So Kyute!

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"Could not have worked out more Perfect"

An entire bag having nothing to do with HyGiEnE, but rather dedicated to holding products designed to hide her stench. Just missing sage to cleanse the demonic energy. (Am I referring to Ambo or Slommii here?... Yes).

Amber needs to bring her blankets because she's emotionally stunted attached. She's bringing two because she uses both a king sized and queen sized blanket to sleep (because she's outgrown using just one).

JUMPCUT!! Time to go through the plastic trash she calls jewelry to select what she's bringing with her!

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So glad she got a JEW-REEEE holder to protect these precious possessions during travel that she carefully stores at home. *SKIP*

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Gardulla the Hutt. With her shelf cut off at the edge of the frame, you could almost convince yourself that she really has a Hutt tail.

Amber barely gets her toiletries to fit in that giant-ass pink carry on bag... but can't get her entire purse collection to fit. *SKIP*

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Rarity cuteness! 1 of 3 pets accounted for.

Amber knows she's been an absolute mess. She hasn't even been wearing a bra (surprising NO ONE). She lets us know she's visiting Slommii (surprising NO ONE). She's afraid of traveling, but their love is worth it. Amber's not sure if she's gonna vlog while there.

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Amber's bringing a big-ass fan because she generates more heat than a server farm in Arizona because she needs the white noise to sleep. Remember when she used to blame Reeneckuh for the fans? KiwiFarms remembers...

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... No, I don't want no scrub.
Scrub is a gal who can't get no love from me.
Weighing down the passenger side of (meth)mama's rented ride,
tryin' to holler at me...

In the car because Amber needs a ride to get litter for the cat she didn't eat, as well as to go to the ATM. She owes Methmama some cash because Kristine rented a van to cart Ambo's fat ass to the land of cheese. The "Lie" is that Amber jokes that she bought her mother the van. Amber pretends that she TOTALLY would have taken a plane, but Methma OFFERED while they were eating their bougie breakfast burritos back in the vlog when they were at The Hutch - aren't you glad you know these unnecessary details? (sign of a laayh). The old geezer that's banging Ambo's mom will be coming along, too!

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Obligatory smug pretending to shower clip. Time to end the vlog. Byee!! (Fuck you, Amber)

TL;DR: COMPLETE NONTENT. SECOND WORST VIDEO EVER (last video was still slightly worse). Amber continues playing with (packing) her trash. Yet another "STUFF" bag. Amber had to go buy litter, so it sounds like the cats are staying in the apartment while Amber travels. The "lie" is that Amber jokes about buying her mom a minivan when Kristine rented it so she could drive Amber to Slommi's house like the scrub Amber is. Amber makes a big production about having to go to the ATM to give money to Kristine, as if that totally negates the 28+ hour round trip that Kristine's going to have to drive. Wasabi is still missing and assumed KIA EIA (eaten in action).

Amber's not sure if she'll vlog with Slommi - which is fine with me. I don't need images of Emily tucking herself under Amber's gunt like Han and Luke did with that Tauntaun on Hoth.
 
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brooky said:
I know feeders are a mystery on par with serial killers... one might understand them in theory, but can never REALLY understand them...

But what's the fun in ruining a body that's already ruined? Wouldn't it be more satisfying to find an average chubby gal and encourage her to gain weight? Emily is swooping in right towards the end.

I think she's more into the helplessness and death of it more than the journey towards same, personally.
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I have no idea, but I do know that Amber isn't technically bedbound - yet. I think that's what she gets off on, the helplessness and the control. She wants to feed Amber into immobility. Makes me wonder about her late ex, if the idea is to destroy their quality of life, does Emily deliberately target pieces of shit like Amber so there's less guilt over taking them out? We don't know much about the ex so I can't speak to her character, but one does wonder if there's a pattern.
 
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Haven't watched the video, but I assume they're at least smart enough to rent a car to have Mamalynn drive her to Wis, and then send her back on an airplane? Not surprised to see them all together. Amber needs all of the human resources that she can get - and Alexis needs attention and may prove herself useful, like Rafe did, when she* and Becky got stranded and needed a ride.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Pretty sure that heart necklace she packed is the Gucci heart that Jade gave her. Great choice to wear around your new GF. It's the only designer thing she can wear besides perfume
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Not without an extender.

@A Money Creature dude, the filter is stretching her face outwards in such a weird way, it looks like it's making her face flat from the top, pointing her cheeks out, it's very weird.
 
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RedMage said:
What makes mamalynn think that driving that giant wrecking ball in a Chrysler minivan would be easier than flying on a plane?

I think she really meant to say it's less embarrassing, not "easier".
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I figured that she meant "easier for Amber", as Kristine's labour of loading up Amber's luggage into the van, picking Amber up at her door, and then driving 14 or so hours was easier on Amber than Amber having to walk through the airport with her luggage, squeeze onto a plane, and then do all of that again but in reverse once she arrived.

Bookish said:
Haven't watched the video, but I assume they're at least smart enough to rent a car to have Mamalynn drive her to Wis, and then send her back on an airplane?
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Amber take responsibility for herself and deal with the inconvenience of an airplane?! Oh no no no! The return trip is now Lex Loser's problem.
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Sitting there with your smug smirk... have fun being Ambo's new bitch. Not only will she NEVER date you, she'll never forgive your previous acts of treason and will be sure to make you pay for it. Enjoy.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Sitting there with your smug smirk... have fun being Ambo's new bitch. Not only will she NEVER date you, she'll never forgive your previous acts of treason and will be sure to make you pay for it. Enjoy.
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how do we know AL wasn't in on the shenanigans ? maybe she asked AL hey can I do a Q&A to make a few extra bucks and it'll give you more views or distract from the feeder and the married dyke drama. alexis didn't really tell people any big secrets. AL failed WLS because she couldn't stop binging? anyone could've figured that out.
 
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