Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fee]

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Does anyone else see Alexis May herself be a 600 pounder? She looks just as huge as fat Albert sitting next to that small child.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Does anyone else see Alexis May herself be a 600 pounder? She looks just as huge as fat Albert sitting next to that small child.

Yea she is massive not a 600 pounder but definitely massive and possibly smelly. Alexis also uses slimming filters like her baby Ambie, that's why people have been pointing at how massive she looks here. Also that carhatt beenie must reek of sweat

 

[Insulin reid]

The world fattest, most smelliest, and most disgusting threesome.

Nobody has a bed big enough. Amber would have to lay there while they take turns or someones gotta sit in time out just looking at the other two waiting for it to be their turn again.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Nobody has a bed big enough. Amber would have to lay there while they take turns or someones gotta sit in time out just looking at the other two waiting for it to be their turn again.

Amber is basically a human water bed, Emily and Alexis could easily slide around on top.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

So Alexis is claiming that Slommy is insecure, jealous and controlling. Take it with a fupa-sized grain of salt (just like everything this conniving attention whore says) but if it's true then I can't wait for Hamber to get a taste of her own medicine.

If things start to get rough Alexis will be waiting to rush in and save her precious Ambie, who will in turn cry victim and cash in on her newest "trauma".

This love triangle plot is more retarded than Twilight .

 

[Boolean Bitch]

how do we know AL wasn't in on the shenanigans ? maybe she asked AL hey can I do a Q&A to make a few extra bucks and it'll give you more views or distract from the feeder and the married dyke drama. alexis didn't really tell people any big secrets. AL failed WLS because she couldn't stop binging? anyone could've figured that out.

Oh, you're absolutely right. We don't know for sure. It's certainly possible that it was a tactic to take the heat off of Amber. Amber's a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, and squeezed into holey, stretched out laaaaaygeeeeens. This is totally an assumption I'm making, but I don't think it was something staged. Alexis was clearly spelling out that Amber's a completely self-absorbed, narcissistic cunt who uses everyone in her orbit for her own personal gain. I know that's no big surprise, but I don't know if Amber's ego could handle one of her orbiters spelling out exactly how machiavellian she is - even as part of some sort of fabricated drama.

There's also the fact to consider that it's Amber. She isn't exactly known for her attention span or effort in anything lasting more than a molmunt. And when categorizing Amber and her orbiters as either being:

1. Intelligent grifters with the ability to delay gratification for a more beneficial outcome, or
2. Slow-in-the-mind/codependant/spineless flaky dipshits ruled by their emotions

They've so far ALWAYS fallen into category 2. And don't forget that this incident has played out exactly the same as that beef that Rafe had with Amber during the Becky era. I'm pretty sure that one was real, too.

This love triangle plot is more retarded than Twilight .

The triangle constantly present in Ambo's life that creates all other triangles:

(No one stays fixed into a particular role. Amber takes the role of 'Victim', drags others in to fill the other roles, and then shifts everyone around as needed to keep the drama going. For example, Amber was afraid that Jade wasn't going to drive her to OKC, so in comes Alexis as the 'Rescuer' while Jade is pushed to 'Persecuter'. Alexis becomes critical of a bad decision Amber's making, and she now becomes the 'Persecuter', and Emily is pulled in as the new 'Rescuer'.)

 

[Bees]

If you're wondering what kind of GORL would date Alexis, here she is. Introducing her new gorl friend! I wonder how Alana feels about Alexis visiting someone she proclaimed she still loves.

lol the new gf is a literal tard wrangler

 

[passionpoop]

Sitting there with your smug smirk... have fun being Ambo's new bitch. Not only will she NEVER date you, she'll never forgive your previous acts of treason and will be sure to make you pay for it. Enjoy.

I still don't know why Amber would continue to be friends with someone who did all of that. But then, she isn't someone with high self-respect.

 

[turkey lurkey]

Who the fuck is out there asking her on when she'll release a book? Oh, right. Herself.

i dunno man i do want to see her finish the terrible story she wrote about lesbian cruise ship

 

[marjoram]

Nobody has a bed big enough. Amber would have to lay there while they take turns or someones gotta sit in time out just looking at the other two waiting for it to be their turn again.

Yanno when a spider crawls on you or you even THINK a spider is on you and you lose your mind and jump around slapping and swiping at yerself? Yeah, that’s me tryin’ to get this post off me.

Thanks so much.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Haven't watched the video, but I assume they're at least smart enough to rent a car to have Mamalynn drive her to Wis, and then send her back on an airplane?

They did rent a van, which it sounded like Amber paid for. Mama Lynn’s boyfriend is also on the trip, so likely Amber is putting them up somewhere for the duration of the trip. At least Kristine had someone to share the driving with.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Haven't had time to keep up with our gorl, but I have to ask if mamalynn drove her, and her boyfriend tagged along... who the fuck was taking care of the pets?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Haven't had time to keep up with our gorl, but I have to ask if mamalynn drove her, and her boyfriend tagged along... who the fuck was taking care of the pets?

She took the pets with her... This bitch better actually be moving under the guise of "visiting" because taking the cats on a 14 hour road trip just for a vacation is so evil.

 

[Mekahineyho]

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

She took the pets with her... This bitch better actually be moving under the guise of "visiting" because taking the cats on a 14 hour road trip just for a vacation is so evil.

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She might just be asking her mother to ship her clothes to her... unless she only took the ones that fit right now.

It could be she just grabbed the stuff most precious to her out of the apartment, and she'll fly back down with Erica after the ring is on and the engagement is "fr fr".

Maybe that's why she showed the full body shot legs?

For the $$$?

Because she probably has to buy her own ring if she wants it to happen again this fast.

I mean, Amber has the hawt gorlfriend who just slays...

Amber has to be the one who pays?

 

[Thumb Butler]

They did rent a van, which it sounded like Amber paid for. Mama Lynn’s boyfriend is also on the trip, so likely Amber is putting them up somewhere for the duration of the trip. At least Kristine had someone to share the driving with.

It must have been the best feeling ever. To finally get rid off the beast.

 

[Antiks]

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Holy shit! Yaaaas! Check out those juicy fucking LAYGS ya'll !

Absolutely hilarious! She looks like a god damn circus act. Nothing short of a giant bloated spectacle for people to gawp at and poke with a stick.

She's definitely thirsty for cash. It's the only reason she'd ever show off LAYGS. Gotta start buying piles of junk for her retarded feeder as she has absolutely nothing else to offer but stench and failure.

The way those ridiculous black pants cover her trotters will always give me a good old belly laugh!

 

[Peepeekakaland]

It must have been the best feeling ever. To finally get rid off the beast.

Damn another Amberverse character that has managed the remarkable weightloss of 600lbs. Amber can't seem to stick with anyone! I wonder why

 

[Boolean Bitch]

* * * REID ALERT !! * * *

Plot Summary with Commentary! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was meticuously packing an entire bathroom worse of toiletries items into TSA approved carry on-bags (despite having no intention to fly), and then having Methmama rent a van to haul her ass - and half of the contents of her stankpartment - to Wisconsin. What's happening today? Looks like we get to see the details of the trip. The person who came up with the idiom "getting there is half the fun" obviously never experienced deep space travel in a class 2 probe... nor did they attempt to share an automobile with a quarter-ton warthog with severe food aggression. Sigh, take us in.

MY 19 HOUR ROAD TRIP TO WISCONSIN!!!!!!! (!!!!!! <-- it needed a few more)

Spoiler: Reeeeecap

"Hello hello. Welcome to a new vlog". Improper intro.

"Today is the travelling day" We know; we read the title. Get to the point where Kristine and her BF have to grease your flanks and side lumps to squeeze you through the side door of the van.

Pointless blathering... and shows the mountain of crap she's bringing.

*** SHE'S TAKING ALL THREE PETS!!! ONE WAY TRIP UNOFFICIALLY CONFIRMED! ***

Wasabi sighting (it's hard to see, but I think I can see him in the carrier on the left. Rarity is channeling her inner Andy Dufresne and trying to tunnel her way out of her cell.

JUMPCUT!! In the car at a 7-Eleven for snacks (that Methma is going in and getting for her). Amber pretends she's not going to get beef jerky. Amber pretends that she's too nervous to think about food.... while thinking about and talking about food.

Methma starts the trip by giving Ambo a trashbag, because she knows Ambo's a slob.

Cigarette break while Ambo shames her mom about not immediately knowing which lever was for the wipers on a fully loaded vehicle that she's never driven before. How about you drive then, Ambo? Oh yeah, you're too fucking stupid to learn how.

Driving B-Roll in Kansas *SKIP*

Another stop to 'stretch laaaaygs' and a smoke break. Amber's disappointed that the Subway they stopped by is closed. JUMPCUT!! Aaaayg bagel and hashbrown from McDonalds.

JUMPCUT!! Another stop for gas (and snacks). With each stop, their ETA keeps getting later and later (either because the 'A-Team' here needs to constantly stop for smoke breaks, or because Ambo needs to constantly stop for snacks).

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Oh, finally after Ambo's THIRD fucking snack break, the bitch decides to put some water in the cat kennel. What a cunt.

Driving B-Roll in Missouri. Oh look, a bridge. Or as Ambo calls it, "street art".

JUMPCUT!!! Dunkin Donuts for lunch. Gotta fatten herself up for Slommii! Amber pretends she can't eat her hot dog because she's dainty and it doesn't look cooked.

SWELLEEEEEN Update: She has swelling already from the 7 hour car ride. And it's totes from the car ride and not from the diet coke, hashbrown, Egg, bacon, cheese breakfast bagel, sugary drink, jumbo hotdog in pastry, and mini bagel bites stuffed with cream cheese and loaded with seasoning.

No sound from the cats. They're sleeping... or dead. Amber doesn't bother to check which it is.

Driving B-Roll in Iowa.

Amber finally gets some water. Step-dad is getting a headache molment from dealing with the Hambeast all day.

JUMPCUT!! Shopping again... for Chapstick! Bitch packed half her apartment, but didn't bring chapstick. Amber talks about all of the stops they've made and is glad that she's with people willing to do that. Not so subtle shade thrown at Jade for her record time run from Lexington to OKC last year.

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UPDATE!!! Chapstick is working! Oh thank GOD, we were so worried. How much longer? Ugh, still two minutes left.

JUMPCUT!! Another snack stop. Cupcake lighter!! So kyute! *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!! Now at a Wommart.. in WISCONSIN! Amber does the M600PL James' "OW MY LAAAAYGS!" Amber says she's easily retaining like 15 POUNDS of fluid. Bitch, you ATE 15 lbs of food while sitting bored in the car.

JUMPCUT!! Operation Dumbo Drop was a success! Ambo's safe and is pretending that she has showered.... though I'm not sure what I'm looking at. Is this Slommii's place? My first thought was that this was a motel or something? IDK, WE GOT THROUGH THE VLOG! YAAYYYYY!

Chin dabs and blows kisses "Byeee!". Fuck you, Amber.

TL;DR: Bitch hauled the cats on this trip (moving to WI unofficially confirmed). 19 hours of constant snack and smoke breaks. ONE STOP to check on the cats. Amber has to make an extra stop for Chapstick, because she didn't pack any . So swollen, but it's because of the CAR, and not the constant stream of sugary drinks and high sodium ultra processed foods being shoved into her face the whole time. Not so subtle shade thrown at Jade when Amber talks about how wonderful it was to travel with people who wanted to stop and take breaks.

EDITED TO ADD:
@Mekahineyho and these screenshots aren't current. Image how they look after nearly two weeks of Slommii's "love and care".

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Amber has to make an extra stop for Chapstick, because she didn't pack any .

Brought 6 perfumes yet forgot the chapstick. This fucking idiot