Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Please please please be a a haydur taking pictures to share!
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Bill Evans 45 said:
There will be a lot of stops too. Snacks are not meals-uh. Bathroom breaks are not going to be quick. I'd round it out to about 19 hours.
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Boolean Bitch said:
MY 19 HOUR ROAD TRIP TO WISCONSIN!!!!!!!
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Good lord, I called it. I would love step dad's report on the trip, he must really love Mama Lynn. Or hate Amber and hope she never comes back. Bolth?
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Good lord, I called it. I would love step dad's report on the trip, he must really love Mama Lynn. Or hate Amber and hope she never comes back. Bolth?
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He had to listen to 19 hrs of Billie eillish and Chappell roan while Amber and Kristine cackled, dudes a beast.

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I just rewatched the video thru narc alert, and it was driving me nuts how Amber kept saying she didn’t know how the cats were doing. Get the fuck up and check them? Also I thought the entire point of them getting a van was so Amber could spread her legs out for the trip so why the hell was she up from the entire time?

Lastly, leave it to Amber to make a weird snarky comment on her mom drinking energy drinks while driving her 19 hours? She’s weirdly judgmental of people and their choices or if they happen to have an addiction.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
How can she keep her kid way, does the child not live with her? Amber will NOT enjoy having a child around, she needs Emily's 24/7 attention and SHE wants to be the baby. I think the kid will be the main reason this situationship will not work out.
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How many times is it going to be said that the dad has custody of the child & that it doesn't live with Emily??
Peepeekakaland said:
Pure fucking embarrassment
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How fucking disgusting. Imagine being all over such a fat piece of shit, in public!? Is that fat cunt in the middle Alexpiss!? Damn she's got the filters working triple over time!!!

& there's no mistaking Lardo is bigger than 2019. Her disgusting layugs anyway. Nasty bitch was over 650 then.
 
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Hot daaayum, that's a big bitch.

Seriously though, the fatfishing is absolutely out of control here. Industrial grade filters on top of a PhD in Myspace angles, and voila! You too can look vaguely human. Until some shit lord comes along with a camera, that is.

With a gun to my head, I wouldn't have guessed that was Alexis. Imagine looking that awful while standing next to Amberlynn Reid.

ETA sorry, spelling is hard
 
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I know everyone is speculating (and correctly so) that Hamber will try and buy the daughters affection, however I think the bigger issue will be jealously and spitefulness on her end.

She has no issue with displaying jealousy and a lack of empathy toward children. She's the perfect evil stepmother stereotype. I hope she isn't left alone with her ever (if it gets to that point where she's meeting her) because I can guarantee she's the sort of woman to be a cruel bully in private when with kids.

I hope the Dad having custody is true, simply for that reason.
 
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Peepeekakaland said:
Pure fucking embarrassment
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Jesus Christ they look like they're melting. Do fatties just attract other fatties? Why are they congregating??

Humburger-Lynn looks like she has no teeth - not a good look - and Alexis looks about 15 years older than she is.

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Gorl was partying at Fluid Milwaukee, literally 3rd result in Google under "LGBT bar Milwaukee". NOW I want to know who's taking care of the pets?!
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I agree though, for someone so empathetic and worried about her pets she seems fine leaving them for nights on end after a traumatic 19 hour road trip to go and have 3sums (awful thought) with her emotional support feeder and her ratty friend.

Yet again another Q&A on Instagram yesterday too. Alexis apologised to her, after saying that she wouldn't be Amber's knight in shining armour and save her if she moved to Winsconsin and it didn't work out with Beiber? Mamalynn DIDN'T stay in Winsconsin to drive her back so..... how is Ambie getting back home?

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