Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
From Alex is shook video. Are there many places in WI that include both a buffet and an arcade? Seems like this would be an ideal spot for her.

Nvm I'm fairly certain this is a Dave and Buster's
I've seen comments on another stream about a place called Mineshaft. Quick Google shows the same carpet in the arcade, it's a restaurant and arcade thing. https://mineshaftoshkosh.com/oshkosh-home/
Not excusing her obsession with fucking arcades, this place is close to Emily's so I bet it's gonna be her new favorite place for a while.
 
Much in the same way that she believes throwing money at her girlfriends caretakers will force them to stay with her.
Thats just surface "look at all ive done for you/given you". The real guilt trip to stay with her is her massive size and "tryeen" to get better. Shes betting on her caretaker to feel super guilty for leaving so they wont. I mean how could you leave poor amber? Shes so big she cant wipe her own ass, make solid meal choices or take care of the pets (she cant take care of them, beck confirmed this) like they need. Shes basically just "you wouldnt hit a guy with glasses, would you" -ing everyone around her.

Some classic Hamber trolling right there, she knows what she's doing showing that.
Fucking wild that people on multiple social media platforms are screaming at her for more than a decade that shes gonna die if she keeps joking around and not locking in but shes just out here posting "tee hee tiktok food item trend lmao guise im so dainty and cute"

I cant wait till shes bedbound and we just get the same old shit just from a mattress. " stormy weather! Clean with me" and "soo excited, torrid earring haul and a protien shake taste test"
 
My fellow Amber watchers, I fell off long ago. She was my first lolcow, in 2018/9 early gaycare era. Even at her most amusing I couldn't raw dog Amber and relied on reactors. I know MichaelBPetty was an obese faggot himself, but I still enjoyed his snarky commentary. Now that Amber is FINALLY potentially interesting again as she leans plummets into her role of feedeee (praise all the false moon landings and false stars in our universe), could someone point me in the direction of reactors who haven't been totally neutered? I listen to TheAnkle and he is funny at times and was really sad to learn recently that Sabine had passed away.

I ask in this thread and not gorlworld because I don't follow Chantal outside of health scares. But this feeder arc of Pookies has my attention.
 
IMG_6574.jpeg
 
Now that Amber is FINALLY potentially interesting again as she leans plummets into her role of feedeee (praise all the false moon landings and false stars in our universe), could someone point me in the direction of reactors who haven't been totally neutered?
There are none, hon. They're all flappy handed faggots. All that's left are Alex is Shook (faggot) Zachary Michael (faggot) and Oh Lordy it's Jordy (faggot).

Rawdog the archives posted here. You can do it.
 
Does Emily work outside the home? If she does I’m predicting a situation similar to destiny where she calls and harasses her non stop at work. The idea of moving Amber into your home makes me shudder.
From memory, I believe her dox had her as a nurse. Amber won’t be able to harass her non stop at work because she’ll be too busy to take calls, and very likely won’t even have her phone on her during shifts. Emily would be wise to have Amber get her own apartment close by, but Amber won’t do that. She’s already moved her pets in, and sent mommaLynn and step daddy to be home in the van, so Amber isn’t planning on going anywhere.
 
How the fuck is she not cripplingly embarrassed to be seen in public. Surely not even the clinical narcissism, delusions of grandeur, and whatever version of body dysphoria she has would overpower the overwhelming shame of letting your body get like this. And she thinks she's the hottest person in any room she's in too. Baffling but intriguing, i almost have to respect the audacity.

Also her legs look like Spongebob after Squidward pranked him back.
IMG_5499.png
 
Gawd dayum they don’t even look like legs anymore
View attachment 6462797
I saw a zoomed in version of the lower half of this screenshot on Reddit. I only saw the bottom of the picture, from the lips purse down, and I thought it was Amber’s legs and and tiny frog ass seen from behind. Her thighs bulge over her knees so much that her knees are concave, so it read as the back of her legs.

Amber has broken my brain. She is fat, and I would not have sex with her.
 
Gawd dayum they don’t even look like legs anymore
View attachment 6462797
Holy FUCK, brave of her to be on an escalator with those saggy pant bottoms.
HOLY GUNT and I don't even understand how she could NOT have shin splints ....SHE IS FULL OF YELLOW LYMPHATIC FLUID LIKE YOU COULD POP HER LIKE WATER BALLOON.
And let's be real the filters are off and she's showing full bod because it pleases her feeder gf and her online friends.
 
Back