Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

Gawd dayum they don’t even look like legs anymore
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The said I could become anything. So I became a YUGE cloud.


Anybody besides me hearing circus calliope music?

 

[Major Pain]

My fellow Amber watchers, I fell off long ago. She was my first lolcow, in 2018/9 early gaycare era. Even at her most amusing I couldn't raw dog Amber and relied on reactors. I know MichaelBPetty was an obese faggot himself, but I still enjoyed his snarky commentary. Now that Amber is FINALLY potentially interesting again as she leans plummets into her role of feedeee (praise all the false moon landings and false stars in our universe), could someone point me in the direction of reactors who haven't been totally neutered? I listen to TheAnkle and he is funny at times and was really sad to learn recently that Sabine had passed away.

I ask in this thread and not gorlworld because I don't follow Chantal outside of health scares. But this feeder arc of Pookies has my attention.

I only watch Bottle and Orange Queen to catch up. Can't stand the bitchy pearl clutching fags.

 

[Griffpants]

I shock she can find "pants" that somewhat fit her. I kinda want try a pair just to see how deformed her body is.

For real. Anna/Glitterandlazers is always wearing wide-leg pants that are skintight on her, and her "lymphadema" (read: fatness) is nowhere near as bad as ALR's.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I shock she can find "pants" that somewhat fit her. I kinda want try a pair just to see how deformed her body is.

At the very least she could take her numerous pairs of identical black wommart trousers to a seamstress or someone to be taken up so they're not dragging all over the fucking ground. but that might eat into her Amazawn haul funds.

 

[Xenomorph]

My fellow Amber watchers, I fell off long ago. She was my first lolcow, in 2018/9 early gaycare era. Even at her most amusing I couldn't raw dog Amber and relied on reactors. I know MichaelBPetty was an obese faggot himself, but I still enjoyed his snarky commentary. Now that Amber is FINALLY potentially interesting again as she leans plummets into her role of feedeee (praise all the false moon landings and false stars in our universe), could someone point me in the direction of reactors who haven't been totally neutered? I listen to TheAnkle and he is funny at times and was really sad to learn recently that Sabine had passed away.

I ask in this thread and not gorlworld because I don't follow Chantal outside of health scares. But this feeder arc of Pookies has my attention.

The talking heads either get a taste of their own bullshit and run off or turn into cows themselves.

Micheal B Fatty ran off cause the idiot was in Nursing School and riffing on a fat fuck and calling everything raysis isnt a good look on a resume

Like Zach got fat and his man just broke up with him cause that idiot quit his job to talk about a fat bitch all day.

I love the editors no talking, no facecam, no hot takes, just funny edits cinching up the newest video.

Bottle is a good one to watch but also if you want more factual or themed videos of different subjects (like amber shopeen or cookeen Irked Content would be your go to.

If you are a single newly divorced woman who is desperate for diq, Mr Snowflake. (I heard he showed himself coming out the shower or some shit in his Discord channel and supposedly a minor was in that chat)

 

[Flan Pwincess]

These layg reveals aren’t accidental. Slommy liked exhibiting her last prize sow on the feeder forums and she’s buttering up Amber (heh) to post bodycon. The last season of this show is shaping up to be a good one.

To go from hiding any and every little bit of your lower body, and cowering away (or getting royally pissed off) whenever the camera was on you without your explicit control, to this?

Yeah, hambone must be thrilled someone finally adores her pus leaking layggs, and 150+ pound fupa that needs a forklift to get through-- she can't get enough of the spotlight now.

Although I wonder if she'll be just as "happy" to be on the camera when she's bedbound all over again, and all she's got left is her gargantuan fupa covering her stank nether regions and an oxygen mask strapped to face at all times. Slommy is going to be making bank on the feeder sites soon enough, "I DID IT FAM! I BAGGED A.L.R, THE FATTEST BITCH IN THE CONTINENTAL US-OF-A!" She's really nothing more than a hunting trophy if we're honest.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She just needs to get it into her head that it's more then lymphedma on those legs.

Only if there is a way to treat lymphedema could be treated /sarcasm

Her legs are horrendous. While she was in Lexington then Oklahoma City, she did the minimal in treating any of her conditions and ailments. I do not expect that Emily will push Amber to take care of anything but the most acute problems, such as cellulitis or UTIs.

Emily will praise Amber which will make Amber believe that she does not need to diet or do anything towards her health. The next few months will be interesting.

 

[Even more 8008135]

The next few months will be interesting.

Goddamn, I hope so.

 

[pippeyyy]

I am shocked she can find "pants" that somewhat fit her. I kinda want try a pair just to see how deformed her body is.

edit : typos

She buys the long size ones so there will be enough room to cover her ankle balls.

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Her shirt dresses no longer cover her fupa. A 5x-6x dress sits where a longer T-shirt would.

There is no bottom for Amber.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

that's supposed to be a dress she is wearing in the escalator pic?

She's been wearing dresses as shirts for years now. See just about any one of her clothing hauls.

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

I would like to see the size of Slommy's mom.

she's pretty mid and regular looking. unlike her daughter tho she doesn't post her face or fetishes willingly in the first 50 photos on her public facebook profile. she does post full pics of all the grand kids (emily's kid included) though! good job, grandma! great job, emily! protect them kids from weirdos like me on the internet!

this is from 2011, same photos i found here

 

[Tiresome]

This is absolutely karma coming back to bite Hamber in her swollen folds for all the times she pointed her grimy phone at the clearly unwilling and uncomfortable LUFF OF HER LAYEFS for years on end.

 

[Goatchoker]

she's pretty mid and regular looking. unlike her daughter tho she doesn't post her face or fetishes willingly in the first 50 photos on her public facebook profile. she does post full pics of all the grand kids (emily's kid included) though! good job, grandma! great job, emily! protect them kids from weirdos like me on the internet!
this is from 2011, same photos i found here

Even in this photo it gives dark energy.

Emily will kill amber if they stick together.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her thighs bulge over her knees so much that her knees are concave, so it read as the back of her legs.

Yes! That's a common deathfat optical illusion - the backwards legs.

Her goddamn shin has a fupa.

 

[Xenomorph]

She buys the long size ones so there will be enough room to cover her ankle balls.

Her shirt dresses no longer cover her fupa. A 5x-6x dress sits where a longer T-shirt would.

There is no bottom for Amber.

Bitch gonna be shoppin for clothes in the Walmart bedding section.

 

[-Jack-]

Bitch gonna be shoppin for clothes in the Walmart bedding section.

She might wanna take some notes from Shanny and just start wrapping bedsheets around her gunt and laaaygs

 

[marjoram]

... I listen to TheAnkle and he is funny at times and was really sad to learn recently that Sabine had passed away.....

Ugh, the Ankle. I used him to watch a lot of the Krystal era crap I missed but Jebus is he annoying. He pauses the videos EVERY FIVE SECONDS so he can fuck the sound of his own voice. He thinks he’s oh so clever (he complains constantly about FatAl thinking her audience is dumb and over explaining everything while he does the exact same thing). His quips hit about 20% of the time, the remaining 80% fall painfully flat.

Yes Jordan, you are ever so much better than Amber. Yes, in every single possible way. Now shut up and play the video. Sheesh.

 

[Chongqing]

Like Zach got fat and his man just broke up with him cause that idiot quit his job to talk about a fat bitch all day.

I think Noel left him because Zach transformed himself from a happy gay man to a world-hating enby.

To compare who he was five years ago to now, it's a completely different person.

You'd think that something horrible must have happened to him to make him completely lose his personality. But no, it's just the bullies in his head who told him he's not a man finally getting their win by him claiming non-binary gender, and taking on all the transgender violent rage himself.

Whenever I've heard him talk about Chantal in Kuwait saying something about trans ideology, you'd see him get visibly angry and start cussing, seemingly like he actually wanted to punch a terf right then and there. The Zach that Noel fell in love with would never talk like that.

However, they also have a demon dog from hell that stresses them out every day. Maybe Noel wanted to get away from the dog.

In the video announcing the breakup (I have no idea why I watch this) he let slip that Noel left the dog with him, and when the dog pees on the floor it makes Zach cry because he can't handle it.

I could totally see a dog from hell ruining a relationship from the inside out. You're a youtuber, it's not like you can rehome it without causing a tidal wave of unnecessary outrage. So they were stuck with the dog forever. Something had to give, maybe that was the relationship.

 

[Fee]

Even in this photo it gives dark energy.

Emily will kill amber if they stick together.

I think we're forgetting one thing. Amer will kill Amber. Amber has been actively killing Amber and making excuses the whole way and lying. Emily will cheer her on. Amber should be ashamed of herself through and through. Her goal shouldn't be relationships. Period . But she looks so proud of how ridiculously huge she is talking about being swollen. Swollen nothing that's the snack cakes and Doritos you shovel in your 700lb mouth non-stop. Unless you'd like to convince me you got 580lbs of water weight and really just a dainty 120lb trailer trash queen. I'm surprised that escalator could hold 700 pounds of lard and leaking infection.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I think Noel left him because Zach transformed himself from a happy gay man to a world-hating enby.

To compare who he was five years ago to now, it's a completely different person.

You'd think that something horrible must have happened to him to make him completely lose his personality. But no, it's just the bullies in his head who told him he's not a man finally getting their win by him claiming non-binary gender, and taking on all the transgender violent rage himself.

Whenever I've heard him talk about Chantal in Kuwait saying something about trans ideology, you'd see him get visibly angry and start cussing, seemingly like he actually wanted to punch a terf right then and there. The Zach that Noel fell in love with would never talk like that.

However, they also have a demon dog from hell that stresses them out every day. Maybe Noel wanted to get away from the dog.

In the video announcing the breakup (I have no idea why I watch this) he let slip that Noel left the dog with him, and when the dog pees on the floor it makes Zach cry because he can't handle it.

I could totally see a dog from hell ruining a relationship from the inside out. You're a youtuber, it's not like you can rehome it without causing a tidal wave of unnecessary outrage. So they were stuck with the dog forever. Something had to give, maybe that was the relationship.

he got the cosmo wright affliction