Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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TrainWreckSpotter said:
The best thing Slommy can do for us is to encourage Amber to finally show her unsheathed laaaayyyyg on camera because "It's beautiful, Baby. Nothing to be ashamed of."
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Well it's getting closer and closer since she's already been showing her spandex-covered Michelin Man leg shit that she hid from her camera angles for years. Emily is on top of her shit gorls.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Earlier, she mentioned that she will not vlog from Emily’s house. I do not understand why, and what else will she do instead? Going to bars and playing kid’s games is not going to sustain her for very long.
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I wonder if Emily's daughter is there being introduced to her new stepblobby mommy? Obviously for us normies that would be totally out of the question but you know these lesbo relationships move at the speed of light and since we know Justin Feeder is currently speedrunning Amber breaking the 600 el bee barrier, they don't have time to waste!
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Earlier, she mentioned that she will not vlog from Emily’s house. I do not understand why, and what else will she do instead? Going to bars and playing kid’s games is not going to sustain her for very long.
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She's afraid we'll dox it from the wall trim or something.... but we already have the location.
Maybe she's afraid of the kid screaming in the background, or the place is an absolute pigsty.
 
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cascadeplatinum said:
She was suggesting her puss was so tiny in a drunk live, that it is a flat little coin slot that doesn’t even have a labia minora - I guess she doesn’t know about them because you have to get like elbow deep into this seeping, frontal baboon ass to get to where they would anatomically be and she can’t feel them when she uses her shit wiping/sex toy wand.
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ugh, Amber, the coinslot is such a male idealized concept. She's not into "women" anyway, she wanted to fuck Ricky...Or Eric? I forget which. And all of her girlfriends have had to be the boy.
 
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Hojicha said:
ugh, Amber, the coinslot is such a male idealized concept. She's not into "women" anyway, she wanted to fuck Ricky...Or Eric? I forget which. And all of her girlfriends have had to be the boy.
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Doesn't a certain level of obesity start to affect hair growth (like how Big Al has no eyebrows)? If so it could well be that she has a dainty smooth lil coin slot for Emily to run her tongue up and down like she's swiping a credit card, because remember Amber is a sexy lil sex kitten who has lots of sexy sex.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
She's afraid we'll dox it from the wall trim or something.... but we already have the location.
Maybe she's afraid of the kid screaming in the background, or the place is an absolute pigsty.
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This does not explain everything. Emily does not have full custody, so the child is not always there. Furthermore, we never saw the flat in OKC, only the bathroom and her sitting somewhere. So, I am not sure why she mentioned it. Are we even sure that she moved in?
 
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Hojicha said:
ugh, Amber, the coinslot is such a male idealized concept. She's not into "women" anyway, she wanted to fuck Ricky...Or Eric? I forget which. And all of her girlfriends have had to be the boy.
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I always thought the coin slot was your butt crack, like in that old SNL commercial with Lindsay Lohan for Neutrogena Coin Slot Cream.
 
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coinslot.....

The Ningi is a galactic unit of currency, valued at one eighth of a Triganic Pu. A Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side. Galactibanks refuse to deal in Ningis, declaring them "fiddling small change."
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