Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kitsunehime]

would Mr. Snowflake s Beard and Behavior be Material for a new own Thread? is this how Lolcows are born? O.o??

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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Tessy isn't an actress, you dumbass. She's a vapid, brainless monotone dipshit who can't follow a transcript on a pod...cast.... oh.

Wait.

Can't dictate to save her life, can't emote, has 1.3 braincells of which 1.1 are dedicated to the open/shut motion of the lower mandible to facilitate eating?

Suddenly I can see it.

Other issues is Tess is (shockingly) too thin and her boobs are too large to play ALR. Pft.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Other issues is Tess is (shockingly) too thin and her boobs are too large to play ALR.

Even fucking Tess would need prosthetic arm flab to play ALR.

Imagine that.

 

[FatalTater]

and starring
The Entire Population Of Winnebago County
as
Amberlynn Reid

 

[Morticia Addams]

LMAO this b commenting on Mr. S's beard when she packed Costco-sized band-aids and neosporin just to treat her weepy, stinky festering layg wounds while in WI. GTFOutta here Amber.

 

[Anal Del Rey]

That smooth brain of hers can not be thinking 350=skinny legend

 

[Even more 8008135]

You know what's your reality, you useless cunt?




That.

And it couldn't happen to a better person.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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I don't think there's a single actress who is fat enough to play Amberlynn. Also who wants to watch a movie about a fat bitch who eats a lot and only leaves the house to buy earrings and miniature backpacks?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

That smooth brain of hers can not be thinking 350=skinny legend View attachment 6515310

Yeah, Amber, because you steadily gained weight during your YouTube channel while at the same time steadily becoming a more and more disgusting shitbag of a human being to the people around you as time went on.

I guess she's forgotten that she started her channel weighing in the 360's, when no one knew who she was and therefore had no legitimate criticisms for her. And then hit the 460's by the Destiny era, where she was acting like a loud and obnoxious cunt, causing people to be more critical of her. And of course, by the time she hit the 570's (to current day), she was dealing with backlash from years of controversies, such as:

• her shitty treatment of Krystle and leeching off of her family
• the "Gracie" incident
• her behaviour in the assisted living facility
• her "rain and petals evesdrop" controvery
• her leeching off of Casey's family
• her ridicule of Casey for binding/being trans
• her giveaway scandal
• the "Damon White" incident
• her predatory behaviour towards Libby
• "my aunt won't speak to me because I'm fat"
• "everything I've lied about"
• constant ER visits with non-stop complaints about the competence of the medical personel.
• Slapping the dog and tossing the kitten over her shoulder
• Twinkie's nails/Wasabi shitting blood with no vet visits
• her insisting on being the third wheel to Destiny and Dana when Amber and Destiny broke up
• viewers suspecting that Amber was just letting Twinkie shit in the spare room
• her using Becky as a thumb butler while trying to win Destiny back for years
• her denying her 'bedbound era'
• her refusing to take responsibility for all of her health issues AKA "hulthy but big"
• the Taco Bell mukbang with Becky
• "My money; my health. Why do you CARE?!"
• her fallout with Rafe
• the complete waste of that 2 day octopus diet
• sausage party mukbang
• rotisserie chicken mukbang
• Shrimpgate mukbang
• cryeeen about her medical conditions, immediately followed by showing off her disgusting 'off track' eating
• "Michael Be Petty's gaining weight..."
• 100 days of bullshit 'ASMR' videos in summer 2019
• her promoting the Williams' clan's Go Fund Me scam
• her making Becky drive Amber about when Becky was zonked out of her gourd
• her BURGER KING MUKBANG AKA "I have a dietician y'all"
• her "My dietician blocked me" video
• the engagement ring lie
• the next "things I lied about" video
• her Boss-Babe earing business that she ripped off her fans with
• her shitty treatment of Becky during the post-breakup livestreams
• her blaming Becky for Amber getting cancer
• EVERYTHING having to do with Jade
• her saying that she was "listening" to her audience's requests that she go to inpatient... by going to OUTPATIENT... at a HAES clinic
• her chips ahoy "relapse" TikTok video when Aaron Carter died - actually, ALL OF HER TIKTOK VIDEOS
• her Easter bread freakout and the "you're giving alcohol to an alcoholic" rage
• her absent "sympathy bone"
• her dangleeeeen ankle
• her dangleen lung
• her recent cancer baiting in OKC
• her annoying "Valentine" era - including her admitting to knowing that she was the "other woman"
• her constant "quitting" vaping/drinking for asspats... just to immediately take it up again so she can quit again next month for content
• ALL of her bullshit livestreams
• her feedie arc with Slommus

And I'm sure I missed about a hundred others. But yeah, it has nothing to do with THAT and EVERYTHING to do with her weight. Put it to the test, Ambo. Get back down to the 360s and see if your audience still criticises you for the things mentioned in this list.
Disclaimer: I'm not saying that all of these are necessarily worthy of criticisms. For example, I think she needs to lash out even more at these reaction channels, as most of them are as shitty as she is and deserve it at least as much as she does (and it's funny watching them chimp out when she does). I'm just including them because they were controveries that Amber's audience had issues with that were independent from the number on the scale.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

I'm not going to actually sit here and roleplay the ghost of a cat (except on days I'm feeling particularly silly), so I don't usually do the "TOO SOON!" jokes that come to mind. But I do want to say, it warms my withered black heart every time someone mentions Gracie, instead of letting that particular bit of Amber's assholery fade into the past.

Poor kitty.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

That smooth brain of hers can not be thinking 350=skinny legend View attachment 6515310

Does she really want us to believe there is much difference 350 and 450? If you're someone who is fat phobic and treats people bad for being fat why would they treat someone who is 350 pounds, which is grossly overweight, any different than someone who is 450 pounds, which is also grossly overweight?

That makes zero sense. She picked these weights because she doesn't even remember herself being under 300 pounds in her entire life. Yet, she has also tried to claim she has always been treated badly for her weight and not because she is a raging narcissistic cunt.

I just love how badly she spins her lies. You would think she would be better at it since she does it so often.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Quoting @Boolean Bitch

• her making Becky drive Amber about when Becky was zonked out of her gourd

Amber should have received more backlash for this. Fuck Amber and the muppet and Ricky for allowing Becky to get behind the wheel, hauling Amber to sushi restaurants in other towns and going to wol-mart for mascara and chicken sausage. Shows you how spineless people are with her. I know Amber was panicking when Becky admitted on live stream, to having zero recollection of that time period saying she doesn’t remember her birthday at all.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Quoting @Boolean Bitch

• her making Becky drive Amber about when Becky was zonked out of her gourd

Amber should have received more backlash for this. Fuck Amber and the muppet and Ricky for allowing Becky to get behind the wheel, hauling Amber to sushi restaurants in other towns and going to wol-mart for mascara and chicken sausage. Shows you how spineless people are with her. I know Amber was panicking when Becky admitted on live stream, to having zero recollection of that time period saying she doesn’t remember her birthday at all.

I don't give Ricky too much guff for that shit. He was either busy murdering chickens or trying to snag a few moments of peace amongst the household of unemployed cackling morons, as the only employed 'responsible' adult.

But the muppet and Fat Al, definitely.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKVdfOHC1m0

My Germ-Infested Response to Amberlynn Reid - by Under The Hood

Ugh, the cringe...


He absolutely RIPPED into Ambo. Everything from posting every clip and comment she's ever made regarding her lack of showering, to Destiny commenting on her smelliness... all the way to pulling out her pedo-apologist shit from her old AskFM. I'm sure he's feeling really smug and pleased with himself for this video... but all that happens is that Amber gets financially rewarded by their work. They keep her relevant without her having to put in the effort of posting, and she knows that the next steaming pile of shit that she uploads will get a huge surge of views, as her audience is expecting a response to this.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

@Boolean Bitch see, maybe if it were like one or two things from the list, people wouldn't think she was such a cunt. But it's not just the comprehensive list you wrote out, it's that list times fucking 37. THAT'S why & it's wild to me that these things are pointed out to her in detail yet she still refuses to take any accountability. She has to be the most stupid pig on youtube & I can't WAIT for her to finally explode from being fed to her enlarged hearts content.

 

[Terfatron]

I don't think there's a single actress who is fat enough to play Amberlynn.

Adam Sandler in a fat suit


Eta: i feel like a great content creator disappeared when Mr Snowflake started doing GW.
I loved his videos on Del Rey Misfits and other weird stuff but since he threw the hood I just get the feeling he wanna be glazed by middle aged moms

He went from a mostly male audience wanting to laugh at bodybuilders to reddit brained fatties who wanna drool over the most aggressively mid man in the universe.

I'm 100% on Amber's side in this, let the hate flow girl. Bury him in the bog with you

 

[Cherry Pie]

But it's not just the comprehensive list you wrote out, it's that list times fucking 37. THAT'S why & it's wild to me that these things are pointed out to her in detail yet she still refuses to take any accountability. She has to be the most stupid pig on youtube & I can't WAIT for her to finally explode from being fed to her enlarged hearts content.

This is why I laugh at anyone actually showing concern for Hambo. "Oh no, I don't want her to die, she needs to get away from Emily!" Why? The dumb cunt wants this. She's a 600 pound parasite. She's never added anything positive to anyone's life, everyone who's ever known her has ended up worse off for it. She's finally with someone who's a perfect match for her in every way, and after years of things being mind-numbingly dull in the Amberverse I am looking forward to seeing Emily stuff the cow to death.

Adam Sandler in a fat suit

Amy Schumer in a regular suit.

 

[tasty humane burger]

To be fair, Tess Holliday is a massive narc cunt (she’s much fatter than the pic ALR shared, just look at her thread) who also has a fake valley girl accent. I can see it working.

 

[lol cow supreme]

That smooth brain of hers can not be thinking 350=skinny legend View attachment 6515310

Every increment of weight she lists is an an entire 5' 3" woman.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amber pretending that her feelings are hurt by Haydurs when in reality Emily’s probably been at work and ambers been on her couch eating and playing phone games