Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
She is probably thanking her lucky stars she found a new girlfriend to leach off. It worked from ages 18 to 26. I think it's always been her backup plan. I think she will go out the same way she came into this world-fat and living off taxpayers in her single-wide trailer.
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She'll have a HARD first year in that trouse.

Gibs me dats goes by your tax return from the previous year and any amount in your bank account. And not that she's remotely this smart, but Hambutt better not have any stock or mutual funds. She has to have NOTHING.

Which means... without a degenerate pervert, or a FAS baby like Duncecap, she will enjoy homelessness for at least a year. Unless her dumptruck of a useless sack of shit mother takes her in.

Love that for HURR.
 
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Anal Del Rey said:
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I can't comprehend how a 600 pounder thinks itself schooooo sexy & desirable. If I looked like that, I'd NEVER leave the house, much less have myself plastered all over the internet thinking I'm some kinda vixen. Nasty bitch with that nasty tongue always out. She's the exact opposite of sexy..
 
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NotViolet said:
f YouTube starts mass deleting her videos, i think she can convert to livestreaming, right?
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I honestly don't know, but my guess would be that she can't convert to livestreaming as a viable long-term option. When she gets especially greedy and lazy, she'll switch to livestreams for the quick and easy money. Her audience will be desperate in the beginning (as the livestreams usually start up after an absence or some really big scandal she's been caught up in), and they will throw fistfuls of money at her to try to catch her in an "O-B-C-D" situation type deal molmunt.

Usually after a few weeks/month or so, the money starts to dry up. She can't hide her true nature and acts like a complete cunt to the disillusionment of her Ambabies. She won't answer the questions that people really want answered, ignores her chat, etc., which eliminates their incentive to keep paying her (most of them, at least - there are always a few dents with seemingly bottomless pockets, but not enough of them for it to be worth Amber's time). Also, Amber usually ends up saying something against YouTube's TOS, meaning that she has to delete the livestream instead of stuffing eleventy-bazillion ads in it and posting it to her channel. And the ones that she can keep up are so long and boring that they have very little if any replay value and likely don't earn her much.

She knows what makes her the amount of money she's become accustomed to:
  1. Watching the muppets she surrounds herself with flap around during their daily shenanigans.
  2. Watching Amber go places so they can laugh at her being completely unable to show normal human behaviour while attempting to do regular everyday things (either due to her size, her being mentally stunted, or BOLTH).
  3. Generating rage-engagement with self-sabotaging ("self-harm") behaviours such as gluttonous eating while crying about mental/personality disorders (self-diagnosed), or health problems which were created by her gluttonous eating.
And unfortunately:
  1. She's too unpleasant to keep orbiters around her to exploit
  2. She's been far too fat for far too long and has destroyed her body to the point where she can no longer do anything for herself anymore
  3. YouTube is cracking down on this type of rage-baity "self-harm" behaviour

TL;DR: Amber has attached herself to another object by an incline plane wrapped helically around an axis.

Anal Del Rey said:
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"Tastefully filmed" MY ASS! NO ONE wants to see this shit, Ambo... other than disgustingly creepy degerate feeder fuckheads-- OH! I get it now!

Ew.

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@Skinless Nugget Every time I see her stick her tongue out, it always reminds me of that scene in Star Wars VI with Jabba the Hut:
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Skinless Nugget said:
I can't comprehend how a 600 pounder thinks itself schooooo sexy & desirable. If I looked like that, I'd NEVER leave the house, much less have myself plastered all over the internet thinking I'm some kinda vixen. Nasty bitch with that nasty tongue always out. She's the exact opposite of sexy..
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I saw a woman close to Amber’s size at a restaurant once. She was all in a flap because she wanted to sit at a booth but the tables didn’t move and she couldn’t fit.
She then sat at a regular table with two other people who were of average size and my god, the stark contrast between them and her was almost comical. Every single person in the place was trying not to stare at her as she hoovered down a plate of “share size” nachos.
The woman I encountered was loud, unashamed, and just pigged out because clearly she had stopped giving a shit. With all the shriek-laughing, selfie angle filming throwing up peace signs and ordering the most fat-laden foods on the menu, it seems Amber has done the same.
Lean in to it, Amber. No-one believed you were trying to lose weight, anyway. Live your remaining short years in hog heaven. Just make sure you tell Emily to ask the coroner to paint on your winged eyeliner!
 
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Skinless Nugget said:
I can't comprehend how a 600 pounder thinks itself schooooo sexy & desirable. If I looked like that, I'd NEVER leave the house, much less have myself plastered all over the internet thinking I'm some kinda vixen. Nasty bitch with that nasty tongue always out. She's the exact opposite of sexy..
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It's even worse when you remember that is the video she made for her fat and ugly friend Alexis.
 
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More removals (either by YouTube, or by Amber trying to avoid getting strikes). Based on the negative view count, it looks like at least 3-4 videos worth (in addition to the previous 4 videos). If I can figure out which ones they are, I'll edit this post to list them for the sake of archiving this nonsense.
(Unless these missing videos listed on the 17th were the old livestreams I found deleted when checking yesterday. Dunno. It's funny either way).

The rage-binging right now must be GLORIOUS...
 
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More removals (either by YouTube, or by Amber trying to avoid getting strikes). Based on the negative view count, it looks like at least 3-4 videos worth (in addition to the previous 4 videos). If I can figure out which ones they are, I'll edit this post to list them for the sake of archiving this nonsense.
(Unless these missing videos listed on the 17th were the old livestreams I found deleted when checking yesterday. Dunno. It's funny either way).

The rage-binging right now must be GLORIOUS...
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She’s gotta be mad pissed she can’t post videos about all this going on lol
 
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Just watched this recap video from Zachary Michael and in the beginning, he mentioned something that I thought was quite interesting. (Timestamp 02:23 onwards)

According to him, he had been approached by a journalist who was looking into Gorlworld and they did an interview quite a while ago. Then, the journalist recently notified him that the reason why the rotisserie chicken mukbang video was taken down was because they made an inquiry to YouTube regarding that video, thus putting it on Youtube's radar. It has lead Zachary to believe that this inquiry into whether or not Amber's videos violate Youtube's TOS might be why we're seeing so many deleted videos.

Edit: oops ninja'd
 
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