Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Does she not know that alcohol has a shit ton of calories?
Not to mention alcohol causing bloating. I'm not sure why, but otherwise thin women who drink heavily end up bloated.

But why would you bother with minor diet details when you're a 600 lb deathfat dying from obestity at age 30?

It's like telling a homeless heroin addict that they should avoid a particular red food dye. Or telling them to eat raw food vegan, meanwhile they're publicly injecting opioids in a San Francisco subway station. Who cares at that point.
 
To skinny dipped in her mind...
Pretty sure gorl just set the world record for the most amount of cope ever crammed into one sentence, especially considering that Buzz Balls/ alcopops are just pure sugar. But Amber wouldn't be Amber unless she was bleating about how much she defies medical science in one way or another.
 
hm...in one Buzzball are 2 Servings, when i understand that right so...this List here show s calories per serving...taken this times two...for one Buzzball you can practically eat a whole Meal O.o
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Didn't she say before that the chu-haw-colate one was her fave? Trust Amber to gravitate towards the biggest calorie bomb lol
That's cause she actually is not very interested in getting drunk, her brain is wired to get as much sugar as physically possible
She is a sugar addict, even alcohilism can't plant its roots in her brain, sugar cravings defeat everything
 
She’s so fucking dumb I swear.
“I pee a lot and lose weight but magically gain it back.”
Her and Anna should go on a cruise together and have to share an interior room. Because I love chaos.

Bitch is gonna come back looking HUGE and I can’t wait.

EDIT: spelling is hard sometimes.
 
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She’s so fucking dumb I swear.
I pee a lot and lose weight but magically gain it back. Her and Anna should go on a cruise together and have to share an interior room. Because I love chaos.

Bitch is gonna come back looking HUGE and I can’t wait.
It’s almost as if the alcohol dehydrates you and then the calories make you gain weight! Magic!!
 
hm...in one Buzzball are 2 Servings, when i understand that right so...this List here show s calories per serving...taken this times two...for one Buzzball you can practically eat a whole Meal O.o
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It literally says ONE serving is ONE can..

Do you suppose her liver is fuct & it doesn't take much to get her drunk, or do you think she needs to drink 8 of these before she feels anything?
 
Do you suppose her liver is fuct & it doesn't take much to get her drunk
She was turning yellow on and off a few years back. She kept denying it, but then finally admited that she gets visibly jaundiced sometimes. She's got to have pretty bad NonAlcoholic Fatty Liver Disease.

Adding alcohol to your diet when you're already turning yellow from NAFLD is a bad idea. But ALR wouldn't be ALR without lots of bad decision making.
 
She was turning yellow on and off a few years back. She kept denying it, but then finally admited that she gets visibly jaundiced sometimes. She's got to have pretty bad NonAlcoholic Fatty Liver Disease.

Adding alcohol to your diet when you're already turning yellow from NAFLD is a bad idea. But ALR wouldn't be ALR without lots of bad decision making.
The fact that you can visibly see the below bulge when she wears tight shirts (liverboob) makes me pretty confident that she has a fatty liver.
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It literally says ONE serving is ONE can..

Do you suppose her liver is fuct & it doesn't take much to get her drunk, or do you think she needs to drink 8 of these before she feels anything?
I've wondered this before. I don't think Pookie is an alcoholic or a heavy drinker but her liver has got to be screaming from fat. I'm not a medfag, but have been around my share of long term alcoholics. Tolerance builds like any drug, but past a certain point these people just get drunk easily, almost like their body is giving out on fighting. I wonder if Amber might be there. Or it might just be narcissism where one drink makes her show her ass thinking shes a hot in demand gorl
 
Buzz Balls taste like shit and are designed for tacky teens who can't handle real alcoholic beverages. They remind me of high schoolers drinking the cheapest "wine coolers" from the convenience store when we could pay some dude to buy them for us.

Drinking that shit at age 30 is cringe. Why isn't she drinking White Claws like every other moron her age?
 
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