Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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AL isn't smart, but I think she's a user. And wiley. And she knows where her best bet for being cared for are. So while I agree she may not be feeling it with Destiny, I'm not so convinced she'll walk out.

She'll probably just be meaner and push her away, but if she gets the impression Destiny has had enough, she'll turn on the charm again and pull her back.

She knows where her bread is buttered. She also know she's fat beyond the pickiest lesbian. She's gonna stay, I think. Unless a family member or somebody offers to take her in, she has it good. She and Destiny have separate rooms, Destiny does everything without complain and seems to care for her. She knows she won't do better.
 
AL isn't smart, but I think she's a user. And wiley. And she knows where her best bet for being cared for are. So while I agree she may not be feeling it with Destiny, I'm not so convinced she'll walk out.

She'll probably just be meaner and push her away, but if she gets the impression Destiny has had enough, she'll turn on the charm again and pull her back.

She knows where her bread is buttered. She also know she's fat beyond the pickiest lesbian. She's gonna stay, I think. Unless a family member or somebody offers to take her in, she has it good. She and Destiny have separate rooms, Destiny does everything without complain and seems to care for her. She knows she won't do better.
Did she ever touch on why they have different rooms? I know she said something about Destiny having her "cave" I assume there is no bed big enough for them both?
 
I think they share a room, but Amberlynn has all the closet space. Destiny keeps her clothes and toys in the other room.
 
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Yeah, she said that Destiny wanted the room to keep her toys, and AL wanted a place to keep her "girly" stuff.

Made me roll my eyes. Two young people in love tend to sleep in the same room and a California King will still sleep them both even with Amberlynn's fat. (Although maybe not comfortably).

It was that moment when I thought they might not really be together, as PropaGonda has suspected.

Older couples who have been together a long time sometimes sleep in different rooms because one snores or something. But it's easy to split your possessions while sleeping together.

Maybe AL snores, she certainly is fat enough to have a throat issue. I'm surprised she hasn't needed a cPap machine, to be honest. The weight pressing on her chest and throat is dangerous.
 
Maybe she sleeps on her side so it's not an issue?

I don't think it's weird to want to have your own room, sometimes you want to retreat into your cave and play vidya or listen to music or just be alone for a bit. It also makes sense when you both have a lot of stuff to keep your stuff in your own space. I honestly think they don't share a bed because Amber is huge and it would be uncomfortable for them both. I can see them thinking a big enough bed is too much of a hassle when that money could go on bows and star wars and also they'd have to probably move the bed in and set it up themselves.

In general though, I agree that unless there's a major issue (one partner is a loud snorer and the other a light sleeper, for example) it's kind of weird for a young couple living together to not share a bed.
 
It's amazing how quickly Amberlynn fizzled in the Vlogmas challenge. She committed to it at the start, updated daily, and now has gone quiet the last few days - at the height of Christmas.

That's how lazy she is. Let's be honest, as much as she pretends it's hard work to film edit and upload her videos, it's hardly THAT big of a challenge, especially for someone who rarely cleans, doesn't have a job and basically sits on her ass for most of the day. Yet she can't even handle that. It's amazing how little motivation she has to do anything and yet she wants people to take her seriously. I don't get it.
 
It's amazing how quickly Amberlynn fizzled in the Vlogmas challenge. She committed to it at the start, updated daily, and now has gone quiet the last few days - at the height of Christmas.

That's how lazy she is. Let's be honest, as much as she pretends it's hard work to film edit and upload her videos, it's hardly THAT big of a challenge, especially for someone who rarely cleans, doesn't have a job and basically sits on her ass for most of the day. Yet she can't even handle that. It's amazing how little motivation she has to do anything and yet she wants people to take her seriously. I don't get it.
Shes deluded. She really is one of the most selfish cows I have followed on here. She thinks her You Tube "Watch Later" list is daunting to watch all those videos. She also thinks that she doesn't have a huge spending problem, eating problem, lying problem and also likes to think she isn't lazy as fuck. Also, she thinks her viewers are idiots, she really does think that they believe she is raking in the big you tube bucks on a channel with only 28k subs. Fat Amy has more than her.
 
Yep! I'm sure people have said it before, but Dr. Now would make her lose weight before approving her for surgery. Whiiiiiiich...we know she would tremendously fuck up.
I'm just being 100% honest here, I would legit pay to see that episode a la Pay-Per-View, if it came down to that.
 
I'd watch that too. But AL does not believe she's fat enough to go on that show. Denial is very deep with her. And that is so hard to imagine, since she can't look in the moror, walk, or even breathe without getting a clue.

I know about alcoholics and denial. A person can be a nightly drunk, make horrible mistakes, abuse their family, crash their car, waste money, drink vast amounts of booze, but in their mind, they aren't an alcoholic because they can hold down a job and a career and keep a roof over their head.

What do the morbidly obese tell themselves to keep them believing they are in the ok zone?
 
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In which AL tells us a story about a spontaneous act of charity that blows up in her face. Undeterred, our brave hero stands in the cold at a gas station waiting to give christmas cheer to commuters who are on the road two days before christmas and clearly have the time to entertain the self-validating rambling of a morbidly obese stranger and her fat special needs son.

Skip ahead to 17:15 if you need to purge some of those surplus christmas calories!
 
In which AL tells us a story about a spontaneous act of charity that blows up in her face. Undeterred, our brave hero stands in the cold at a gas station waiting to give christmas cheer to commuters who are on the road two days before christmas and clearly have the time to entertain the self-validating rambling of a morbidly obese stranger and her fat special needs son.

Skip ahead to 17:15 if you need to purge some of those surplus christmas calories!
She is so transparent. Everytime she claims to do something good she just cant wait to tell you how kind and generous she is. Real charity is done no matter who knows or not. It's done to help others not for asspats.
 
Nice devil horns suits her perfectly

https://www.younow.com/amberlynnreidd/149657137/23591276/ff365dc4/b

Amber is trying to explain away why Destiny smacked a dog in the face and why she chucked her kitten behind her back. Once again, shes crying and playing victim.

Ha, I hope someone archived this.
All of the animals in AL and Destiny's dwelling are so small, none of them should be taking the brunt of Destiny's retard-strength. She straight up HIT that little pupper in the face, not just a little tap. Why do all these exceptionals hoard animals just to mistreat them?
 
Why do all these exceptionals hoard animals just to mistreat them?
It's my general understanding that exceptional individuals lack control over large portions of their life and environment. So having a small animal that can't retaliate allows to assert some kind of power.

Slightly related, people eating disorders want to assert control too but do so by how much they consume or purge.
 
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