I imagine Emily is light years (light decades?) past sick of listening to/seeing Fat Albert festering in the corner of her kitchen like a rotting cordyceps.
Yeah, Emily's sympathy bone is likely orbitting some obscure moon out here in the delta quadrant. And based on the view counts on her videos, it's the same with her audience!
Her social blade is starting to correct itself after the mass deletion, but is still giving wonky numbers. Still, you can see that she's only had a little over 233,000 views since the first of the month:
"Daily average: $0.89 to $14" LOL
Gorl, your Cheesecake Factory days are OVER. Have fun going back to your Top Ramen and dollar store frozen eggroll days! Maybe Emily will be home some discounted left over Halloween candy for you.
It’s funny because when she was looking for her okc apartment in Lexington, she said one her requirements was that it didn’t look “90s” because she like that cold modern influencer apartment look. I personally liked the gaycare house and thought it her matched her more than the all white sleek look she goes for.
I wonder what they did for Emily's birthday. I'm sure it was whatever Amber wanted. She makes everything about herself. Probably Cheesecake Factory, "vacation" so she can order (more) food to a hotel room and shopping. I thought she would post some kind a birthday message on IG. She forget Jade's birthday so she might have forgotten Emily's birthday.
I think ultimately this is fascinating because a deathfat by definition only faces mortal risk from themselves, they're too low energy, too unexposed to the world and too coddled by ToobBux or welfare to risk their enormous ass working. Our precious Amberlynn is genuinely under threat of an even faster death than she could manage all by her lonesome.
Sitting on two chairs again, love that for her!
Is it a load-bearing issue or a width issue? Bolth?
You would think a dedicated feeder like Emily N Franz would have sturdier dining chairs, geez.
It's absolutely two chairs - one side is completely wooden and the other side has some sort of leather finish on the top. You can also see a gap if you look by her left earring. Amber, if you're gonna lie about something at least give it the tiniest bit of thought cuz you COULD have just said it was a bench
Smuglynn back in full force time to respond to some notable quotes from this bullshit.
"Tommy (Emily) allows me to film anywhere I want in the house"
Right, that's why you've been sitting in the same spot for several videos now blathering on.
"I've never seen 600lbs on the scale"
They asked if you were ever 600lbs not if you've ever seen it on the scale. You were 600lbs and stuck your head in the sand. That's like saying "I've never owed 10k in credit card debt" because you only looked at your statement when it was at 8k and started throwing the rest in the garbage without opening them.
"Are you in pain from your size? No. I'm just in constant uncomfortability" *blames stairs for pain"
She goes on to say that when she loses weight the "uncomfortability" goes away. But it's the stairs at Emily's house's fault that she gets knee pain. Not 550+ lbs of fat destroying her joints. Also lmao at her refusing to use the word "pain" and changing it to "uncomfortability". Bitch we know your entire body is screaming 24/7 in pain and your attempts to convince us otherwise are pathetic.
"I'm not a pillow princess, I'm a GIVER"
The only thing you're giving in the bedroom is a bunch of rancid cottage cheese, mushrooms, and moss. And most of that is fomenting between your legs.
"You'll never be able to go to a Billie Eilish concert because of your size.. UMm no that's not a thing!"
Clearly hasn't been to a hockey arena before which almost always have seats with arms that don't go up. Where are you gonna watch the concert from if you can't buy 3 seats and put the arm rests up? Idiot.
"A lot of people are suffering from hernias, it's not something that needs to be fixed at the moment, it's still chillin"
Yeah a lot of 34 year olds are going around with organs popping out from their muscle membranes, right? They also don't feel the need to get it fixed, because organs popping out is normal like your liver being your 3rd tit.
"I just let people walk all over me"
Says the one who trapped multiple girlfriends into being her personal caretaker and servant while ordering them to be at your beck and call your entire relationship.
"I'm not vlogging!"
You don't gotta tell us that, we know. You're just sitting on a chair in the same spot trying to deflect from the fact that your supposed girlfriend is a feeder who's trying to kill you.
Wait so she said she is hurt by YouTube and just taking a breaking so actually she's just being a hobo bum with no job sitting on her ass all day eating. According to her anyways. In order to be a YouTuber you actually have to do the job. So she can pretty much stop calling herself that. I don't think she's ever been a YouTuber. She keeps saying she's not worried right now, she hasn't fixed it yet etc. How much more time does she think she's got left to fix it or work on it? She's actually about 5 humans in one . See guys just one chair. Yep totally normal thing to have to prove fucking water buffalo.
Amber chides her audience for thinking that she sits on two chairs. She TOTES only uses ONE chair, you guize!!
Bitch, look at the overhang both at the seat and the back:
Congratulations - you managed to balance your shelf on a single chair, like this person:
You sure showed your audience, Ambo! Geeze what a smug cunt.
(You know she shuffled herself onto one chair for this video, and pulled that other chair over as soon as she turned off the camera. There's no other reason to have a 'spare' dining chair from the set so close to someone when only two people max are sitting at the table. But I guess Amber doesn't understand normal human things like that).
Congratulations - you managed to balance your shelf on a single chair, like this person: View attachment 6646058
You sure showed your audience, Ambo! Geeze what a smug cunt.
(You know she shuffled herself onto one chair for this video, and pulled that other chair over as soon as she turned off the camera. There's no other reason to have a 'spare' dining chair from the set so close to someone when only two people max are sitting at the table. But I guess Amber doesn't understand normal human things like that).
My exact point. It's just like her attitude about clothing. Just because you can get on/in it, doesn't mean you FIT. If your butt is so big that you need a chair that close to you to sit comfortable, Guess what? You are indeed sitting in two chairs.
The angle also kind of gave it away too. I did find it odd that in a past video, she was level and in this video, she very clearly isn't sitting normally. She's probably leaned all the way forward and might even have that step for the car so she can keep balance with her feet. To prove us wrong l guess
At 6:05 she is talking about the stairs.
time to respond to some notable quotes from this bullshit.
