Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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I knew it was going to be about losing weight and drinking more water. *yawn* And good for Amberlynn, wanting to think about herself more this year! She really should! I was really distracted by her eyebrows the whole time. I was also distracted by her hands when she waved them around. Did anyone notice how dark and dirty her knuckles are? I don't believe she takes Twinky on three 10 minute walks per day. Too bad one of her resolutions wasn't to lie less, girl.
 
She wants to make "healthier choices in food". I thought she was already doing that? :roll:
She also uses the work "try" a lot, implying she isn't actually willing to dedicate herself to her resolutions.

Honestly, if she wanted a fresh start this year, she should just admit she's been lying for a while and use the new year as a starting point. But we know that aint gonna happen.
 
I knew it was going to be about losing weight and drinking more water.
If youre a diet soda fiend why are you drinking regular soda at all? I grew up drinking diet soda over regular, and I cant stand how sickly sweet the regular stuff is. Regardless of preference of one over the other, they are different enough that if you like one you probably dont like the other. Ive converted a couple of friends and they said they couldnt really go back, even after years of giving me shit for it.

I dont think she was ever drinking diet soda. I think this was some covert admitting that she wants to switch to diet. Which I agree with because if youre going to be drinking calories they had better be getting you drunk at least. But I dont even know why you would even leave in the part about admitting you're drinking regular soda. Even if it's to appear more truthful, you could leave it at, "I havent been drinking enough water, all I drink is diet soda."
 
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Which is funny because in her Twitter replies she told someone she purchased the same exact scale. So was the original one really that off or was she truly fucking with the scale? Is Destiny's weight wrong too, then? Seems really odd to admit to a higher weight after literally getting caught in a lie about it yesterday.
How much do you REALLY weigh, Amberlynn?
 
Which is funny because in her Twitter replies she told someone she purchased the same exact scale. So was the original one really that off or was she truly fucking with the scale? Is Destiny's weight wrong too, then? Seems really odd to admit to a higher weight after literally getting caught in a lie about it yesterday.
How much do you REALLY weigh, Amberlynn?
Im going with 520. Easy.
 
She wants to make "healthier choices in food". I thought she was already doing that? :roll:
She also uses the work "try" a lot, implying she isn't actually willing to dedicate herself to her resolutions.

Honestly, if she wanted a fresh start this year, she should just admit she's been lying for a while and use the new year as a starting point. But we know that aint gonna happen.

She also spoke of drinking more water despite the fact, a couple months ago, she made a huge fuss over that water challenge that lasted, my guess, all of a day. She can't commit to any goal.
 
Wasn't she so cheerful? You really can choose your attitude!! That way, she knows that even when she fails at drinking water, diet soda, and losing weight, her attitude will be great!

Oh, and we know she won't fail at taking care of herself first, so yes, get it girl. We don't get to 500 lbs by leaving our own desires in the dust. So success!!!
 
If youre a diet soda fiend why are you drinking regular soda at all? I grew up drinking diet soda over regular, and I cant stand how sickly sweet the regular stuff is. Regardless of preference of one over the other, they are different enough that if you like one you probably dont like the other. Ive converted a couple of friends and they said they couldnt really go back, even after years of giving me shit for it.

I dont think she was ever drinking diet soda. I think this was some covert admitting that she wants to switch to diet. Which I agree with because if youre going to be drinking calories they had better be getting you drunk at least. But I dont even know why you would even leave in the part about admitting you're drinking regular soda. Even if it's to appear more truthful, you could leave it at, "I havent been drinking enough water, all I drink is diet soda."
I could believe she's drinking diet soda. When she eats out anyway. Sometimes she posts receipts on Snapchat maybe just to bring attention to that fact.
But the problem with diet soda isn't the flavor or sugar or whatever, it's how the body reacts. Fake sugar in diet soda causes the body to release more insulin into the blood stream and absorb more sugar than it normally would from regular foods. Or that's my understanding, I'm not a nutritionist.
The important thing is diet soda is far from healthy and she's a fool for thinking it's the key to skinniness.
 

Old vid but you can see here how she dumps a fuckload of rice on a plate and calls it a "Salad"

Ah, the infamous vegan salad video. Don't forget the 5 leaves of spinach, lmfao.

Amberlynn is delusional and I am guaranteeing that in the next few days she will blame the inaccuracy of the initial weigh in on the faulty scale in an upcoming vlog. Whether or not she will admit to her actual weight remains to be seen.

And lols:
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Wonder if AL is going to be hopping on the body-positivity train now! If she starts idolizing Tess Holliday, maybe we'll see even more disastrous outfits and perhaps she will finally do her eyebrows.
 
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