Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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The only reason I believe the cat is missing is that with the mountain of flack Amber catches for animal care I can’t see her faking a story that feeds into that, but anything is possible.
100%. What is she gonna do, remember this plot point and hide the cat in all further videos forever?
People can bitch about Amber’s pet care but she’s had the cat for 8 years. She does care about it. Sadly most white trash just leave pets when they move. (I’ve done cat rescue and I’m appalled at the number of people that just move and leave their cats) Or in Chantal’s cat put one down and pawn off the other.
Amber loves that cat like she loves a daydream a real luxury handbag or a girlfriend. She loves the idea of having an accessory that can show affection. She loves that cats are seen as feminine and pet ownership gives her the role of an authority over something and a loose tie to motherhood. All she gives a shit about is the ✨️aesthetic✨️ of being a good pet parent. If she actually gave a shit about the cat she wouldnt be so stupid and lazy and this wouldnt have happened.

Bonus points for "caring for your animal" but you ate yourself into being unable to do anything during an emergency and wont do anything constructive about it.
 
I hope Rarity makes it home (*well, maybe not that home) safe. I wonder if Tommy is having misgivings about leaving Amber at home with her pets. I'm sure if she hasn't already, she'll soon be informed of the Gracie situation. If Rarity got out on Amber's watch, who's to say her pets aren't next. Especially if she's just letting the dogs out and not paying attention...they could get out or a predator could get in.
 
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This is a total sham storyline that Big Al is trying to use to deflect from everything going on. It’s such an obvious move, I’d almost be willing to give her credit for it.

Either way, fuck you Big Al, involving animals regardless is a shit move and I hope you fall and break an ankle.
I think it is too. She was a little too heavy on talking about how great Tommy has been looking for Rarity and how supportive she's been for Hamber.

Indoor cat lost for two days, makes a video injecting how great her new gf/feeder is between cries.

Time will tell if this is true or not.
 
"All I've done is cry"
How about instead of sitting there and shitting yourself you actually go look for your fucking cat you fat piece of shit mongoloid
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Cat sperg ahoy: I hope the cat waddled over to someone else's house and they took her in. If she's friendly and comfortable with people it's possible.
 
Fat bitch lost Rarity huh? Anybody check the grockbot?
No joke, when I saw Amber confirm Rarity missing, my first thought was "Uh-oh. Did Emily's dog Milo eat Rarity?"

This is the first video I've watched in a very long time, not on her channel, obviously, and everyone is right, she has literally zero tears. All that junk she has bought over the years and not one of them has been a microchip.
And I'd be willing to bet that regardless of Rarity's outcome, Amber STILL won't chip her pets. If she were capable of learning, she wouldn't be a lolcow.



I truly hope (for Rarity's sake) that this is all a ploy for Amber to get engagement. And in a couple of days she'll shit out some vlog with an improbable story detailing how Emily found her (when in reality, Rarity was just chillaxin' in her bed this whole time). It's just that based on the Gracie incident, and all of her previous pet neglect, I think Amber's too much of a narc to invent such an obvious story of neglect to bait her audience. On the other hand, Emily is the WORST partner Amber's ever had, so Amber is currently the most desperate she's ever been to distract her audience. I'm leaning towards this being true, but not enough to bet on it. Camel Bro 93 is right; time will tell.

Let's be real, though: when it comes to Amber caring for pets, them suffering a bad end is really a case of WHEN more than IF. Bitch is probably too stupid to care for a pet rock properly.
 
Wonder how Tim & Jennifer feel about the grand kid being absent from their life since Emily is too much of a twat to take care of her own daughter.
Good job, dipshit, you got the boring cat sperging going--ANYTHING to get readers' collective minds and attentions off the fact that:

Emily Franz, employed by Clarity Care, Wisconsin is a PERVERT, ABUSER, and a FEEDER as well as a DEADBEAT "parent."
 
So wait.
Amber has a fairly big audience.
Her beloved cat goes missing, and she does not use her platform to get word out and ask for help?
She admits to trying to keep it a secret and only addresses it because another YouTube channel brought it up?
She films and edits a video of herself being upset and crying, every voice break and face scrunch is a conscious choice to be left in and shown to the world.

I think if one of my critters were missing I would be using every potential avenue for help, especially if I was physically unable to pace back and forth all over the neighborhood looking.
Might just be me, I don't know.
 
Let's be real, though: when it comes to Amber caring for pets, them suffering a bad end is really a case of WHEN more than IF. Bitch is probably too stupid to care for a pet rock properly.
Let's face it, Amber never took care of her pets. Destiny, Becky and Jade took care of the pets. Her mother probably did too. Amber cannot bend enough to clean the cat litter, or cannot walk long enough to walk Twinkie. It was all done by her girlfriends. Unfortunately, Emily has to work to pay for the mortgage and child support, and cannot be 24/7 with Amber and taking care of her and the pets. It just took a few weeks to lose the first one. She already posting thirst trap on TikTok looking for a new girlfriend.
 
Theory: Rarity became a TERF and had enough of Wasabi's nonbinary bullshit and three crazy lezbeans stomping around the house. Poor Twinkie wasn't able to jump the fence with Rarity gorl, who just couldn't take it anymore.
(Yes, apparently Wasabi is "nonbinary" because Amberlynn said so.)
Republican Rarity Uprising Arc inbound
 
It might be a lie, but it's easy to picture something like this happening. Amber only cares about shoveling down fast food and finding a woman willing to drive her around and wipe her ass. She puts no effort into anything else. If she cares so little about the well-being of her pets that she didn't show concern over one of them not making a sound during a nineteen-hour car trip then it isn't difficult to imagine her not bothering to double-check whether she closed the door completely before waddling back to wherever she plops herself down these days.
 
Cat is missing (not my cap it's from Facebook)
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poor rarity. AL probably let her "slip out" like she did with gracie. Atleast she is trying to look for her (I guess? Not like AL can walk around and try looking for her while tommy is at work) and not trying to hide she's gone for real now.


I didn't see a single fucking tear or droplet come out of that cunts face, I guess Hamber and Chantal are really pushing these cat dramas, great performance Amber
Maybe I spent too much time in the Foodie Beauty thread, but every time I hear of a cat no longer being around one of these people, it’s a cause for celebration.
 
This image from google maps, taken just in September so we know its fresh, shows a privacy barrier on the back deck where the sliding glass door is, leading to a low fenced in yard. Easily escapable for a kitteh.

Also, a nice little kids play house.

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For all fat Al knows the cat could be cowering under the deck and she's too fat to go around and look for it. Cats fucking love going under decks like this
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Are we sure this isn't just a play to be able to say they have cameras because they know they are disgusting enough that one of the crazies just might go after them. I think the cat is there. She's smiling when she "cries". I think this is an attempt to extort funds from her handicapped fans that believe whatever garbage she spews from her trash hole she calls a mouth. She's a bad enough person that is exactly something she would do with her retarded Simpson character feeder.
 
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