Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Unreachable Twat]

Jesus. First video of hers I’ve watched in a while and wouldn’t I like to know what she’s eating because man, she’s packing on the poundage.

I can’t imagine being stuck driving her back to Oklahoma

I think the next place she's getting driven is to the zoo crematorium after Emily pays for them to cut a giant hole in the side of her house for them to remove her. As she mentally flicks the bean in anticipation for the funeral attention

 

[lostinwoods]

I'm keeping track of Emily's pets she's shown on camera so far.

She has a dog, shown on her Instagram @hectiic.tommy one hour ago. People on Reddit are swearing Emily has 2 huge German Shepherds

I wonder how does Slommy feel about all of this? leaving her pets with FAT AL? German Shepherds require constant attention and time - something that fat AL can't provide. I bet Amber HATES Emily's pets esp those dogs.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

100%. What is she gonna do, remember this plot point and hide the cat in all further videos forever?

Amber loves that cat like she loves a daydream a real luxury handbag or a girlfriend. She loves the idea of having an accessory that can show affection. She loves that cats are seen as feminine and pet ownership gives her the role of an authority over something and a loose tie to motherhood. All she gives a shit about is the ️aesthetic️ of being a good pet parent. If she actually gave a shit about the cat she wouldnt be so stupid and lazy and this wouldnt have happened.

Bonus points for "caring for your animal" but you ate yourself into being unable to do anything during an emergency and wont do anything constructive about it.

Obviously she could just claim they found her lol very easy to just make the whole thing up for asspats and distractions. You all need to be more schizo and suspicious of everyone lol even if she is actually missing, it was not an accident by any stretch you can guarantee it. I could also believe the theory that maybe salami or her pets did something to big al's pets.

 

[TardiX]

There were at least 3 cats and 2 dogs suddenly shoved into one home together

3 cats, 2 dogs, and one hippo

 

[Texas Pete's w1lly]

How far could an old chihuahua wander off? Isn't Emily's dog a dalmatian? I thought they were laid back dogs. Does the pet FBI page track IP addresses? If twinkie really is gone all of this should really tell her staying in Wisconsin is a bad idea. Tommy has no problem feeding people to death, maybe she did something to the pets to keep AL there.

I don't believe she has a dalmatian, but no, they aren't necessarily calm dogs. They're known to be extremely emotional/sensitive and clingy to their human - if that were the case adding an overstimulating fat albert along with her pets would probably be quite jarring.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

dalmatians can be just as viscous as a shitbull. they can be very aggressive and temperamental if not trained right.

Spoiler

I actually know of two white trash families when I was younger that both had their pet dalmatians attack their kids. One of them had taken a whole chunk out of the tween girls leg and she was just taking him out for a walk apparently.

 

[inquizadoor]

i did a quick reread and didnt see it mentioned but- have we considered that emily finally told hamber to leave, so she let the cat out on purpose bc "i cant leave without my cat that i love so much!!! help me find her and then ill go back"

give me a tinfoil hat but i can see her doing it.

 

[FatalTater]

People on Reddit are swearing Emily has 2 huge German Shepherds without any proof because a reaction channel said so, so I looked up her dog for verification. All I found was that one small dog. Anyone know about the giant German Shepherds?

Reddit is full of idiots.
Maybe they're confusing this thread with April Lauren's, she has 2 German Shepherds.
April's thread - https://kiwifarms.st/threads/april-lauren-april-lauren-wilson-brown-wakeupbright.107599/

 

[lol cow supreme]

Emily: Amber I am scheduled 4- 12's this week and have 4 days off. I will be driving you back to Oklahoma
Amber: OH NO Rarity got out! I cant leave now!

 

[+who.cares+]

I'm keeping track of Emily's pets she's shown on camera so far.

She has a dog, shown on her Instagram @hectiic.tommy one hour ago. People on Reddit are swearing Emily has 2 huge German Shepherds without any proof because a reaction channel said so, so I looked up her dog for verification. All I found was that one small dog. Anyone know about the giant German Shepherds?
She's also shown her cat, shown on Amber's video "first few days in wisconsin with my girlfriend!!!!" uploaded on September 26, 2024.

There were at least 3 cats and 2 dogs suddenly shoved into one home together. No wonder Rarity got stressed and bolted.

From Emily's TikTok

 

[Hayduraide]

From Emily's TikTok ...

The cat has more soul in its eyes than Emily.

So there were at least FOUR cats and 2 dogs in that home. The number of animals doubled between Amber and Emily.

• Emily's ragdoll mochi tail cat seems to be named Daniel based on Tiktok tags. A male cat based on Emily's Tiktok video descriptions calling him "he".
• Emily's second cat seems to be named Marc Jacobs based on Tiktok tags. A female cat according to Amber's video "first few days in wisconsin with my girlfriend!!!!" when Emily says while Amber is holding the cat, "She's slow blinking at you."
• Emily's dog is a rescue dog named Milo based on Instagram posts and Tiktok tags. A male dog based on Emily's Tiktok video descriptions calling him "he".

 

[Janai]

i did a quick reread and didnt see it mentioned but- have we considered that emily finally told hamber to leave, so she let the cat out on purpose bc "i cant leave without my cat that i love so much!!! help me find her and then ill go back"

give me a tinfoil hat but i can see her doing it.

i do think its interesting that she left the door open for 20 minutes and only rarity got out, especially with there being two other cats in the house.

Spoiler

my cats are not adventurous but both will wander out if i had happened to leave the door open

 

[+who.cares+]

The cat has more soul in its eyes than Emily.
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So there were at least FOUR cats and 2 dogs in that home. The number of animals doubled between Amber and Emily.

• Emily's ragdoll mochi tail cat seems to be named Daniel based on Tiktok tags. A male cat based on Emily's Tiktok video descriptions calling him "he".
• Emily's second cat seems to be named Marc Jacobs based on Tiktok tags. A female cat according to Amber's video "first few days in wisconsin with my girlfriend!!!!" when Emily says while Amber is holding the cat, "She's slow blinking at you."
• Emily's dog is a rescue dog named Milo based on Instagram posts and Tiktok tags. A male dog based on Emily's Tiktok video descriptions calling him "he".

Pets on her Mother's Facebook.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Whatever the makeup we can guarantee there were too many pets in that household and these two bitches didn’t make ANY effort to properly introduce them to one another. I hope Rarity is close by, I remember from the house listing there is a major road a short distance away and she won’t stand a chance if she tries to cross it.

Welcome to the hectic life Amby, hope it’s everything you dreamed of.

 

[Major Pain]

If it is true that the Ham is hurting\making her pets disappear at will, then big hooray for Hamber.
A new Mentulz to unlock for her : Munchausen by Proxy.
PS. Thank fuck this bitch can't and won't ever have children.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So did she actually show Twonks?

It’s literally in the first ten seconds of that last clip posted, but just for further prosperity:



Pretty obvious that the Twinkie poster was trollbait. At any rate, Amber took it. Still very telling that that many people didn’t give Amber the benefit of the doubt for it, especially in the wake of Rarity’s disappearance.

 

[Crab Latte]

It’s literally in the first ten seconds of that last clip posted, but just for further prosperity:

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Pretty obvious that the Twinkie poster was trollbait. At any rate, Amber took it. Still very telling that that many people didn’t give Amber the benefit of the doubt for it, especially in the wake of Rarity’s disappearance.

 

[-Jack-]

I wonder how does Slommy feel about all of this? leaving her pets with FAT AL? German Shepherds require constant attention and time - something that fat AL can't provide. I bet Amber HATES Emily's pets esp those dogs.

Just as Amber stated in her video the "20 minutes" she waddles her giant gunt/fupa to the glass door, open it, and lets them roam around for 20 ish minutes, doubt she picks the shit up and tries to call them back in without being seen by her neighbours. Her life is arguably the easiest and simplest It's ever been right now, Emily goes to work, she stays at home 24/7 besides the weekend/times of work outings Emily does and all she needs to do is look after those animals, god she's absolutely fucking useless (and lazy)-but we been knew that.

 

[Kitsunehime]

unfortunately i suggest that Amber walks up and down the closest street and call out for the cat...when she hasn t come home yet she might have been hit by a car or allready passed...the poor litt beast...now imagine Amber said she wanted children...hopegully Emily never lt her babysit her child...oh i dn t know Tommy why and how the kid could run away...the most adventurous child i ever met and she loved me so muuuch*fake dry cries*

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber is a fat fuck who is so spiteful someone had to bait her dog being missing for her to show her after people have been asking her since SHE MOVED IN TO SEE HER. We havent seen Twinks since the DRIVE TO EMILY FRANZ FEEDER AND BEADBEAT MOTHER .
Also, it's funny Emily (mister burns/Miss Botzukowski) Franz can have all these pets to care for but her Daughter would cramp her bulldyke feeder style.
Also, Amber is too busy crying and fingerfucking her phone all day worrying if Emily Franz will wipe a bigger fatty than her and fall in lust.
I bet she texts her 7000 times a day and sits there waiting not having moved since Emily left for work.
Fat fuck, fuck you and I still think you lock Twonko up all day.