Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Do we know if Rarity still has her claws? I can see Amber being stupid enough to have them removed, but I don’t see her being willing to part with the money to have it done. If the kitteh still has claws, she may survive outside for a while. If she is declawed, she’s probably already gone :heart-empty:

This is why cats should NEVER be declawed. Not only is it cruel and painful, but the cat is completely defenseless. “It’s ok, my cat never goes outside.” They are sneaky little creatures and they DO get outside.
 
Do we know if Rarity still has her claws? I can see Amber being stupid enough to have them removed, but I don’t see her being willing to part with the money to have it done. If the kitteh still has claws, she may survive for a while outside for a while. If she is declawed, she’s probably already gone :heart-empty:

This is why cats should NEVER be declawed. Not only is it cruel and painful, but the cat is completely defenseless. “It’s ok, my cat never goes outside.” They are sneaky little creatures and they DO get outside.
Rarity still has her claws. Amber barely spent the money to get her fixed. All her ex's said she never spent a dime more than she was forced to with her pets. So they never had current vaccinations, checkups, anything. Destiny went and bought the vaccines and gave them to Twinkie at one point.

Poor Rarity is alone, in the cold, without up-to-date anything and Amber can't be fucked to move around to look for her. All she had to do was just keep them inside and safe. That's it. Someone else always cleaned the catboxes, fed them, and they're cats so they could get by without a lot of attention. And she couldn't even do her one part of it correctly; close the fucking door, you lazy cunt.
 
Well, Twinkie's still ok (as ok as an animal can be being kept by Amber, anyway), shame it took some troll to coax that info out of her.

Though it's also crazy to find out that there were even more pets in the house than previously thought. It's fitting that she's started wearing the garbage bag shirt, cuz much like in an actual wastebag, they're gonna find pounds upon pounds of undigested food once that autopsy comes around.

Anyway, I've been wondering if Tommy's daughter even knows about Amber. If she doesn't I wonder how Christmas is gonna work.

Imagine you're a child visiting your weird mom for the holidays, and she just immediately tells you not to go into the basement. You don' t think much of it, but you can't help but wonder why mommy asconds to the basement so often, smelling unfathably horrible. There're pets you haven't seen before for which you've gotten no real coherenr explanation, and sometimes you hear a distant annoying cackle/faux sob or shlorping noises from the basement, but you try not to think about it too much.
One night though, you try to go to the kitchen to get some midnight water, but curiosity overtakes you and you decide to check out the basement against your better judgement.

As you begin your descent, you immediately know that something is very, very wrong. Breathing in the sour air, your face scrunches and your eyes water, every sense warning you not to go further, and yet you continue. But it proves too much, inhaling too much of the fumes has made you weak. As your knees buckle and your consciousness fades, the last thing you see as you look up is your mother getting absorbed by some formless flesh mound.

And then you wake up the next morning in your bed, wondering if all of that just really happened.

Not that you would take the chance, you're not going near that basement again.
 
Well, Twinkie's still ok (as ok as an animal can be being kept by Amber, anyway), shame it took some troll to coax that info out of her.

Though it's also crazy to find out that there were even more pets in the house than previously thought. It's fitting that she's started wearing the garbage bag shirt, cuz much like in an actual wastebag, they're gonna find pounds upon pounds of undigested food once that autopsy comes around.

Anyway, I've been wondering if Tommy's daughter even knows about Amber. If she doesn't I wonder how Christmas is gonna work.

Imagine you're a child visiting your weird mom for the holidays, and she just immediately tells you not to go into the basement. You don' t think much of it, but you can't help but wonder why mommy asconds to the basement so often, smelling unfathably horrible. There're pets you haven't seen before for which you've gotten no real coherenr explanation, and sometimes you hear a distant annoying cackle/faux sob or shlorping noises from the basement, but you try not to think about it too much.
One night though, you try to go to the kitchen to get some midnight water, but curiosity overtakes you and you decide to check out the basement against your better judgement.

As you begin your descent, you immediately know that something is very, very wrong. Breathing in the sour air, your face scrunches and your eyes water, every sense warning you not to go further, and yet you continue. But it proves too much, inhaling too much of the fumes has made you weak. As your knees buckle and your consciousness fades, the last thing you see as you look up is your mother getting absorbed by some formless flesh mound.

And then you wake up the next morning in your bed, wondering if all of that just really happened.

Not that you would take the chance, you're not going near that basement again.
Dude, this needs to be turned into a horror videogame. Kind of reminds me of Silent Hill 4 and how you wake up in your bed every time.
 
Recent estimated daily earnings for her channel lmao.. imagine her trying to survive on this even without paying a single bill. The maximum estimate for each day is like 1 meal on UberEats for her. Maybe she literally has to choose between addictions because of being broke and the food addiction will always be #1 over muh shopping/gambling/substance addictions. Not getting everything she wants exactly when she wants it = muH MeNtaLs triggered.

Do we know if Rarity still has her claws? I can see Amber being stupid enough to have them removed, but I don’t see her being willing to part with the money to have it done. If the kitteh still has claws, she may survive outside for a while. If she is declawed, she’s probably already gone :heart-empty:

This is why cats should NEVER be declawed. Not only is it cruel and painful, but the cat is completely defenseless. “It’s ok, my cat never goes outside.” They are sneaky little creatures and they DO get outside.
Agreed. Not only do they need their claws for defense, , but declawing doesnt only remove their claws, which in itself would be horrible enough-imagine if someone gave you an operation to remove your fingernails-but a declawing procedure removes the top part of the cat's toes past the knuckle bone. Even after they recover from the initial operation, they often can never walk right again and even kitty litter under their feet can be uncomfortable or even painful for the rest of their lives. Declawing is cruel to the point of being sadistic and unless its done for medical purposes, such as a congenital or injury caused deformity of the cat's paw, I think it should be outlawed.
Rarity still has her claws. Amber barely spent the money to get her fixed. All her ex's said she never spent a dime more than she was forced to with her pets. So they never had current vaccinations, checkups, anything. Destiny went and bought the vaccines and gave them to Twinkie at one point.

Poor Rarity is alone, in the cold, without up-to-date anything and Amber can't be fucked to move around to look for her. All she had to do was just keep them inside and safe. That's it. Someone else always cleaned the catboxes, fed them, and they're cats so they could get by without a lot of attention. And she couldn't even do her one part of it correctly; close the fucking door, you lazy cunt.
Good to hear she hasn't been declawed, but it sound like the only good news so far. I truly hope Rarity is all right. Amber is a terrible person and a total cunt, but Rarity is a sweet kitty who deserves no harm to come to her and as shitty as a pet owner as Amber is and its sad to think of her owning pets, its even more sad to think of Rarity alone outside, exposed to the elements. The an almost best case scenerio would be if someone who loves cats and truly takes the time to care for them ,picked her up, thinking she was a lost stray and took her home, which is quite possible since she apparently didnt have a collar or microchip. This would likely mean that we wouldn't know what happened to her which would be sad for us, but it would still be best for Rarity. The absolute best case for all of us would be if someone took her home, but knew who amber was, so they anonymously i published a picture of Rarity, being well cared for, indoors but in a photo where the person and their home couldn't be identified.
 
Amber is a fat fuck who is so spiteful someone had to bait her dog being missing for her to show her after people have been asking her since SHE MOVED IN TO SEE HER. We havent seen Twinks since the DRIVE TO EMILY FRANZ FEEDER AND BEADBEAT MOTHER .
And then in the video, the bitch had the absolute GALL to say "You don't have to worry about Twinkie; Twinkie is safe with me". YOU MOUTH-BREATHING, KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, WASTE OF RESOURCES, NARCISSISTIC, GLUTTONOUS SHITBAG !! THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAFE WITH YOU - YET RARITY BECAME DOGFOOD SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF YOU!!! I hope her audience creates a bogus Wasabi poster that shames her into showing him, because unless she holds up Wasabi in one hand and the current day's newspaper in the other, I don't believe her and I suspect he's become dogfood as well.

And yeah, I deserve all the hats for this comment, but the PoD (puffball of DOOM) laying on my desk right now told me to post this, so meh!

And she couldn't even do her one part of it correctly; close the fucking door, you lazy cunt.
I especially hate how she tried to BLAME THE CAT for getting out. "Rarity is the most adventurous cat ever". No she's NOT; she's just a normal cat (Wasabi by comparison is very docile). If she were adventurous, she would have torn open window screens in the previous homes and knocked items from the shelves and countertops to go exploring. Cats become fixated with things they're supposed to stay away from, especially if it's on the other side of a closed door that's now suddenly open and unattended. It's just their nature. They're also very neurotic creatures, quick to panic. And they aren't pack animals, like dogs. If something spooks them, they'll often bolt and hide. They won't even think to return to their human for protection. (I also suspect that Rarity has lost some trust in her human, based on the amount of upheaval and insecurity Amber's caused the pets - making it even more likely that she would run and try to go it on her own).

If purely indoor cat Rarity wanted to explore the outdoors, it should have been supervised - ideally while on a harness and leash because cats can run faster, jump higher, and climb better than people can, and can get into places you'll never even think of. If they panic and bolt, you will NOT be able to catch them until THEY decide it's time to stop running. And that's with a NORMAL human. Amber is barely mobile. Thinking that Rarity never bolted when they lived in Kentucky makes it okay for her to be around open doors in their new home in Wisconsin is the height of her self-absorbed ignorance and negligence. Though to be honest, I think this part of the story is also bullshit, and Amber's is again trying to blame the cat and justify her own laziness and lack of caring.

If she spent ANY time actually caring for her pets instead of spending every waking molmunt worrying about what strangers might be saying about her online, maybe she would have figured all of that cat stuff out before it was too late. (And yeah, I'm calling it; either this is all a hoax by Amber for engagement, or Rarity has already become something's dinner).
 
Look. Normally I'm all for keeping your cats inside. But for once I just know damn well Rarity is probably faring better outside than in that house, provided her instincts are still intact. I'm just going to pretend the rapidly approaching winter doesn't exist and that Rarity got a happy ending.

our cats have gotten out before (found safe, thank the gods), and it was a terrible feeling. Normally, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But I can't see Amber even caring about ANY of her pets, given how she's acted in the past. She's not sad, and that pisses me off. I'm aware getting mad at cows is pointless, but it's always hard not to be when animals are involved

She’s only bothered about what people think of her, not the wellbeing of the animal!
 
Whatever the makeup we can guarantee there were too many pets in that household and these two bitches didn’t make ANY effort to properly introduce them to one another. I hope Rarity is close by, I remember from the house listing there is a major road a short distance away and she won’t stand a chance if she tries to cross it.

Welcome to the hectic life Amby, hope it’s everything you dreamed of.


You are right, looks like they are right behind a big 2 way highway plus other busy roads going towards a strip mall. The realtor pics made it look like there's alot of woods and trees around the area but there isn't really. She could've got hit by a car and crawled somewhere to die. maybe she should ask people to check their garages and sheds if they leave them open . She said all they did was leave food out and the litter box, so they/Emily isn't out there looking much .
 
Emily's area has coyotes. That would be my biggest fear as a pet owner (after cars and house accidents). If you've ever lived in an area where coyotes suddenly moved into the city in a big way, you'll notice a lot of "missing cat" notices start popping up everywhere.
Imagine you're a child visiting your weird mom for the holidays, and she just immediately tells you not to go into the basement.
"Oh god, is the basement diabetic back?!"
"No, honey. This time it's a living poop emoji."
 
Emily's area has coyotes. That would be my biggest fear as a pet owner (after cars and house accidents). If you've ever lived in an area where coyotes suddenly moved into the city in a big way, you'll notice a lot of "missing cat" notices start popping up everywhere.
Coyotes are every cat and dog owner's worst nightmare because they can and will jump fences, too. If Rarity hasn't been found by someone and/or either taken to a shelter to be adopted out by now (due to no chip or identification of her owner), she might as well have become dinner for one lucky coyote.
 
Coyotes are every cat and dog owner's worst nightmare because they can and will jump fences, too. If Rarity hasn't been found by someone and/or either taken to a shelter to be adopted out by now (due to no chip or identification of her owner), she might as well have become dinner for one lucky coyote.
are we literally ignoring me posting an article about an eagle taking a cat for breakfast in Wisconsin?
 
unfortunately i suggest that Amber walks up and down the closest street and call out for the cat...when she hasn t come home yet she might have been hit by a car or allready passed...the poor litt beast...now imagine Amber said she wanted children...hopegully Emily never lt her babysit her child...oh i dn t know Tommy why and how the kid could run away...the most adventurous child i ever met and she loved me so muuuch*fake dry cries*

Please take this retarded, autist, uwu-weeaboo garbage elsewhere
 
ugh, another thought crossed my mind... in b4 "Amber did this so she wouldn't be pressured to return to Oklahoma by Tommy"

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I 100% think this is it. Emily is tired of all the drama and how it’s impacting her and her “mental health” and was on the verge of putting Amber out. Amber lost a pet so that now not only shouldn’t she leave in case the pet comes back, but after listening to her original video about it a few times on different reaction channels? She makes it so much about how “Tommy” is, how Tommy loveD the cat, how Tommy helped with the flyer and calling Rarity’s name, how Amber’s heart can’t take ONE MORE THING, how she wouldn’t be able to get through this without Tommy. It fully feels like a ploy imho to keep Tommy just a little bit longer to have the chance to avoid a breakup while maybe making the community feel bad for her/hate Tommy less/distract from Tommy’s past.

Anyway fuck ALR for dragging her pets around for selfish nonsense and causing this to happen, purposefully or not. I too, hope Tommy beats her ass regularly.
 
are we literally ignoring me posting an article about an eagle taking a cat for breakfast in Wisconsin?
Not at all. My only question is 'how high is the eagle population around Oshkosh?'

That's a serious danger where I am, and more than one cat's fallen prey to the bald eagles that nest in the woods around here. Plus the redtail hawks make short work of young kittens. All of this is made possible by the fact that there's enough territory for these birds, and they're comfy making snack platters from people's indoor/outdoor pets (when said indoor/outdoor pets aren't being shredded by coyotes or flattened by cars).

But I'm not in Wisconsin, so I dunno what the risk of errant eagle attacks are in her area. :P
 
Not at all. My only question is 'how high is the eagle population around Oshkosh?'

That's a serious danger where I am, and more than one cat's fallen prey to the bald eagles that nest in the woods around here. Plus the redtail hawks make short work of young kittens. All of this is made possible by the fact that there's enough territory for these birds, and they're comfy making snack platters from people's indoor/outdoor pets (when said indoor/outdoor pets aren't being shredded by coyotes or flattened by cars).

But I'm not in Wisconsin, so I dunno what the risk of errant eagle attacks are in her area. :P
According to the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources (2015 aerial surveys), the statewide bald eagle population in Wisconsin was estimated to be 1,465 occupied nests.

And growing with 1700 in 2019.

Bald Eagles are everywhere, but Milwaukee. Enjoy no eagles, fat child.
 
Not at all. My only question is 'how high is the eagle population around Oshkosh?'

That's a serious danger where I am, and more than one cat's fallen prey to the bald eagles that nest in the woods around here. Plus the redtail hawks make short work of young kittens. All of this is made possible by the fact that there's enough territory for these birds, and they're comfy making snack platters from people's indoor/outdoor pets (when said indoor/outdoor pets aren't being shredded by coyotes or flattened by cars).

But I'm not in Wisconsin, so I dunno what the risk of errant eagle attacks are in her area. :P
I don't live in her area but where I am, hawks are by far more prevalent. A couple of years ago one perched on my balcony railing right outside my door. I just about crapped myself, they're terrifying up close.

It's also a running joke on a local community page that we're being overrun with coyotes because those fuckers are everywhere.
 
If Rarity doesn't end up run over or killed by another animal, there's a 100% chance she'll show up at other houses begging for food and a 99.999998% chance that anybody who takes her in will be a better pet human than Amberlynn.
Depends on how ignorant (very) Rarity is of the world.

300 feet north is a major highway.
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Please take this retarded, autist, uwu-weeaboo garbage elsewhere
wtf i don t even know what "uwu -weaboo" means...where is it autistic to say Amber need to walk up and down the nearest street to hopefully find her cat for the case Kitty got hit by a car...maybe the poor beast lies in a ditch unable to move...

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