Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

A pack of coyotes went through our neighborhood a few months ago and laid waste to almost 2 dozen cats and small dogs. Sadly my indoor cat was one of them; damned fool picked the wrong day to escape.

The worst part is not knowing and the guilt.

Amber should be out looking as often as she can.

 

[Clotso Coof]

The worst part is not knowing and the guilt.

If it makes you feel better, your cat probably never knew what happened to him. Coyotes are stealthy and work quickly. I'm so sorry this happened to you and your pet.

 

[Calories]

The newest video is very useless.

Haven’t found rarity yet.

The whole video is her putting on makeup while talking about Tommy’s birthday gift to her. Would it be a Nintendo switch, or some Laygos? She wonders.

The gift is a Billie Eilish concert in Chicago. That’s basically the whole 17 minute video. She’s talking about how awesome Billie Eilish is.

 

[+who.cares+]

The newest video is very useless.

Haven’t found rarity yet.

The whole video is her putting on makeup while talking about Tommy’s birthday gift to her. Would it be a Nintendo switch, or some Laygos? She wonders.

The gift is a billy eyelish concert in Chicago. That’s basically the whole 17 minute video. She’s talking about how awesome Billy Eyelish is.

Did she mention Emily's birthday or was it all about her.

Was this one of the videos she said she already had ready to post?
or was that just another of her lies?

 

[Calories]

Did she mention Emily's birthday or was it all about her.

Was this one of the videos she said she already had ready to post?
or was that just another of her lies?

She said she had filmed the video before her announcements about Rarity.
I don't recall hearing much about Emily's birthday, it was basically all about Billie Eilish and going to the concert.

Also something about getting a therapist for BPD, but she hasn't even had a conscultation yet with that therapist, she's just talking about doing it.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

i can't beleve this happened. Published on 2024-11-21:
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When we last watched our Witless Wonder, Amber was - Okay, I don't feel like doing a full Witless Wonder Recap. I'll just get to the point instead.

Amber does a little voice over at the beginning of this shitshow, telling her audience that this was filmed "days and days ago" or whatever. In reality, this was filmed around noon on the day that Rarity got out. (Edit: I'm wrong, she got out shortly after - sorry). The psychologist she found was a bust (of course), but a "friend" (likely Alexis) did all the work for her and found someone for Amber. Amber's excited about starting therapy. She's also excited because Emily has surprised her with Billy Elish tickets for the concert in Chicago that night for an early birthday present for Amber. Emily doesn't even LIKE Billy Elish - but that's irrevelant because only Amber's birthday actually matters. The rest of the video is just Amber blathering about how wonderful Billy Elish is, and talking about how she NEEDS to eat, but is too excited to eat.

The rest here I made some big errors on. I'm not deleting it because others have read and commented on it, but I don't want to give any more readers bad information, so I'm tucking it into a spoiler. I thought they were the same sweaters and thought the concert was the 16th. I apologize. Thank you @Ask My D0minatriX and @Calories

Spoiler: bullshit blathering

So, when Amber blames her audience for YouTube being what was on her mind and keeping her from being able to close a door for the sake of her pets, that's bullshit. She was distracted from thinking about the Billy Elish concert she'll be going to THAT NIGHT she just went to, and then BLAMED RARITY AND HER AUDIENCE FOR IT.

And you can tell the timeline from the clothing. So she dressed up in the burgundy tarp and did her makeup for this video. Then did the defending Tommy video where she read the script and pretended that her mentulz were too much. Then she changed into another tarp and filmed that TikTok in Slommus' truck.

This brings up even more questions. Did she really notice the door was open "20 minutes later", or was it open all evening and no one noticed until they got back? DID SHE NOTICE SHE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN BEFORE SHE LEFT FOR THE EVENING? DID SHE ALREADY NOTICE THAT RARITY WAS MISSING, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO MISS GOING OUT (I mean, you'd have to feed the puffballs dinner before going out)? Edit: okay, checked and the concert was the 13th and 14th in Chicago, so rarity didn't go missing the day of this, but shortly after. She must have uploaded the defending Tommy video a couple of days after filming it... and was still on cloud 9 and doing fuck all when the cat got out.

EDITED TO ADD:
I hope her audience makes the connection with the timeline and reams her the fuck out for this (while also relying on reaction channels to view her content instead of her channel to make her squirm). I miss Sabine Davis; if she were still here, she would have started another uprising against the bitch for this.

To find out the answers to these questions, tune in next time: same FAT time; same FAT channel!... Or, more likely tune in during Vlogmas so Amber can maximize her ad revenue on this shit. Or maybe even just don't bother; she's just going to lie anyway.

 

[Cornfed]

@Boolean Bitch, I think you are being fat too optimistic in assuming that either of these horrible women would care a fiddlers fuck about feeding the animals before going on a long trip.
Im dubious about her actually going to a concert. She definitely could not fit in stadium seating, and the walking around that would be needed is highly limiting. It is Billy Eilish, so she would not be out of place as a fat, retarded, wanna be BPD girl there, but even still it's not WalMart, people would definitely be staring at her.

 

[Ask My D0minatriX]

In reality, this was filmed around noon on the day that Rarity got out.

Billie Eillish's Chicago dates were Nov 13th and Nov 14th
So unless Rarity has been missing for this long, it was a few days before Rarity went missing.

It coincides with her latest Tik Tok about living her dream, which I believe was posted on Nov 14th.

 

[Calories]

@Boolean Bitch Are they not two different burgundy tarps? One is the outhouse cutout style for the scripted Tommy defense video, and the one from today is one with a hole in it.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

The newest video is very useless.

Haven’t found rarity yet.

The whole video is her putting on makeup while talking about Tommy’s birthday gift to her. Would it be a Nintendo switch, or some Laygos? She wonders.

The gift is a Billie Eilish concert in Chicago. That’s basically the whole 17 minute video. She’s talking about how awesome Billie Eilish is.

Going to a big concert like that at Amber's weight? In for a world of hurt. Especially in her stupid little ballet flats.

dalmatians can be just as viscous as a shitbull. they can be very aggressive and temperamental if not trained right.

Spoiler

I actually know of two white trash families when I was younger that both had their pet dalmatians attack their kids. One of them had taken a whole chunk out of the tween girls leg and she was just taking him out for a walk apparently.

Ages ago I heard that Dalmatians are like that because they're typically bred badly, and their skulls get too small for their brain and it puts constant pressure. It's a similar issue with pitbulls and even chihuahuas, and that's why all those breeds can be vicious. I'm not sure if that's true though.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Rarity missing.

I DID THAT!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I can't wait to hear how all 550 pounds of Hamber managed to navigate a stadium with its steep stairs and seating she would have to squeeze into, and God help them, the people who would need to evacuate the aisle so she could get to her seat.

This is the venue.

You cannot drive up to the entrance of United Stadium and roll a fatty out of a car at the door. You have to park and walk lol.

I'm sure it was fine. It was fine!

 

[a hapless toad]

I can't wait to hear how all 550 pounds of Hamber managed to navigate a stadium with its steep stairs and seating she would have to squeeze into, and God help them, the people who would need to evacuate the aisle so she could get to her seat.

This is the venue.
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You cannot drive up to the entrance of United Stadium and roll a fatty out of a car at the door. You have to park and walk lol.

I'm sure it was fine. It was fine!

Not to mention it's nearly a three hour drive one way from Oshkosh to Chicago (depending on traffic).

 

[1039]

I can't wait to hear how all 550 pounds of Hamber managed to navigate a stadium with its steep stairs and seating she would have to squeeze into, and God help them, the people who would need to evacuate the aisle so she could get to her seat.

This is the venue.
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You cannot drive up to the entrance of United Stadium and roll a fatty out of a car at the door. You have to park and walk lol.

I'm sure it was fine. It was fine!

I'm sure one of our great detectives will comb through all of the videos for this concert and find our gorl .

 

[Vegetamite]

I can't wait to hear how all 550 pounds of Hamber managed to navigate a stadium with its steep stairs and seating she would have to squeeze into, and God help them, the people who would need to evacuate the aisle so she could get to her seat.

This is the venue.
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You cannot drive up to the entrance of United Stadium and roll a fatty out of a car at the door. You have to park and walk lol.

I'm sure it was fine. It was fine!

Fortunately for Amber, you can get dropped off right out front. There’s also parking directly across the street.
Unfortunately for Amber, I hope she got seats right as she walks in to the stadium. I really doubt she can navigate their stairs. And like you said, there is no way she’d be able to accommodate anyone passing by her. Even regular sized people need to stand up to let others through (depending on your seat). Wouldn’t want to be stuck next to her, or have to deal with being in her row, that’s for sure.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Fat AL at a concert? I'll believe it when I see it. Just getting to a stadium venue seat would require a higher combined amount of standing and walking than our gorl has done in the last couple of years.

Only way I could see it happening would be that Tommy, established death feeder, degenerate and deadbeat mother, had a mobility scooter lying around from her last prey and got Amber a wheelchair seat.

 

[krazy orange cat]

New ALR supporter on Twitter. There seems to be speculation that the account is run by Tommy or Amber.

https://x.com/AmuckLuck/with_replies
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"You have a problem" should be the new "Enjoy prison, stalker child".

 

[-Jack-]

Amber and Chantal are pure narcissists lol. Everyone loves them, every animal loved them and cares. Yeah, we know-but it’s so funny to see on camera and how many retards on twitter and reddit fall for both of their tactics and manipulation.

The real MVP right now in this situation are Emily's kitchen chairs supporting Ambers mammoth of a body.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She probably just want to get a kitten or something. Low hanging drama fruit in the Amberverse. Surprise, she's irresponsible. Yawn.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Hopefully someone got some photos of Amber at the concert, if she even actually went.
She’s been cosplaying this Billie Eilish photoshoot for a while, too. What a true fan!