Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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New ALR supporter on Twitter. There seems to be speculation that the account is run by Tommy or Amber.

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Someone in the archived reddit exchange commented something like "I don't believe she lost Rarity on purpose because she obviously hates Wasabi" (paraphrase). Nah, RARITY would be the one she'd get rid of.

Wasabi hides. Amber would have to hurple her fat ass around the house, going up and down ALL the stairs, and check every nook and cranny for him. Then she'd have to pick him up, and physically toss him out the door. Too much work - plus, he might already be missing and Amber hasn't even noticed yet.

Rarity is the social one. And now she's an older cat (not OLD, but older). She's spent about 4 years where it's just been her, Wasabi, Twinkie. Before that there were two little rat dogs, but Eric took care of them so they probably didn't bother her. So now you have an older cat in a Lord of the Flies environment, with a cat partner who always hides, and two other cats who are likely fucking with her because they've bonded and she's the third. Another "fun" dynamic of cats is that younger ones will pick on older ones - it's a show of dominance or something. So this is even more likely if Emily's two cats are younger. It's a dynamic you have to be careful of when introducing cats together. Also, Wasabi and Rarity are probably intimidated by Milo, even if he's not intentionally trying to be aggressive (as they aren't used to being around a large and loud dog - they've spent years around dogs they could physically dominate if they had to). Cats are absolute shitheads - lovable... but toddleresque, temper tantrum having shitheads. They don't like it when the number of animals in an enclosed space doubles, and the number of responsible adults caring for them on a regular basis goes down to zero (Emily at work and Amber not giving a fuck). And non-compliance and anarchy are their favourite communication methods.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rarity's personality has changed since being at the house and she was hating it. But Amber doesn't care. She'd say they all get along fine even if they were ripping each other's fur out because all that matters is her feelings, and creating a fantasy to sell to her audience. She probably wouldn't even notice anything was different. She probably wouldn't even smell all the urine, as she's likely nose-blind from her own stench.
 
Maybe part of Emily's feeder turn-ons is watching her 600lb sack of lard be publicly humiliated in person when she's huffin and puffin and dozens of people stare at her in disgust.
Any pictures or videos from the concert? Telling us about the concert is one thing, but showing us is another. I would have thought that she would have shown something on TikTok or Instagram, but no. Perhaps, it will be in an upcoming vlog with a clickbait title. Where is your cat, Amber?

Her explanation that she can’t drink anymore because it interferes with Emily’s medication does not make sense. It is Emily who should not drink, but it has nothing to do with Amber.

From the photos of the house, there are 7 steps going downstairs and 9 steps going upstairs. If she is having trouble walking these, she is becoming less and less mobile.
 
Don't forget, Amber almost gave Rarity to Becky when Becky moved out. Amber also left Rarity at Rafe's when they got caught having too many animals at the gaycare, which started the drama where Rafe wanted to get Rarity fixed and Amber threw a fit over it. Only then did Amber come and get Rarity. Amber claimed Rafe was a horrible person for wanting to get Rarity fixed because "Rafe's house is too dirty for Rarity!" A hilarious video came out of it that started the Becky "you stirred the pot" meme years and years ago.
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Becky: "You just don't want to get me mad." (link to the original video that Amber deleted with full context)

Interesting quote from Becky in that video: "With Twinkie and the cats, that's just too much on Amberlynn."

Two cats and a dog are too much for Amberlynn to take care of, so Amber decided to move in with Emily where they had a combined 4 cats and 2 dogs. Rarity may give Amber attention, but just like people who give Amber attention, at the end of the day, everyone is expendable to Amber. She can always get attention other places like Tiktok or Youtube.
 
There is one thing I've been confused by, I saw a lot of people say the Twinkie poster troll got Rarity's post removed too.

I thought this was just gossip, but I went to the site and Rarity is still there, her poster was never removed.

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It seems someone messaged Emily on Instagram and it was Emily who told her Rarity's poster was removed.
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Why lie that the poster was removed and "it's fucked up n" when Rarity's poster was and still is up?
 
I thought the fat cunt had issues with big crowds?

Wasn’t the fear of being shot stopping her from enjoying a movie with her then perfect gf?

It’s seems like the only thing that has stopped Amber from living her live to the fullest is dating people tethered to reality.

You know, people that may care for her well being.

Emily not so much.
 
If Amber went to a huge concert with lots of young people, someone would sneak footage of her and post it online. I'm not talking about someone who knows who she is, either. She's just such a freakshow at this point.
Wasn’t the fear of being shot stopping her from enjoying a movie with her then perfect gf?
To be fair, any bullet fired randomly into a crowd containing Amber is likely to hit her. She's a big target.
 
I highly doubt that Amber went to a concert, especially at a proper stadium. I'd understand if it was an open air stadium like the Shoreline or Emily dropped big money for floor seats but Billie Eilish is gonna be in my hometown soon and based on the venue HERE, there's absolutely no way she'd be able to walk to any seats

Edit: it also goes without saying but what kind of idiot buys concert tickets so close to the actual date? But we all know how financially irresponsible Amber is so it's not a hop, skip and jump to assume Emily isn't the sharpest tool in the shed financially either.
 
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If she went to this concert, and that is a big if, she never made it to her seat. No way she could walk up or down arena stairs. Some are so sloped it is hard for normal people to walk. And no way she could fit in one of those seats either, even if she pitched herself forward like she appears to do in those seats in Emily's kitchen. I would love to see her at a concert, but I don't think that will ever happen. At best, we might see her film outside the venue or in the lobby, but not in an actual seat, unless she managed to get her some wheelchair concert seat.
 
I think she did go. There would be no point mentioning it to us if she didn't. She could've kept quiet and we never would've known. What she won't tell us is the struggle of going down the stairs, getting to her seat, standing and how people had to make room for her ass overflow. She's going to come back and tell us she had no problems, had a great time and was living the life of a dainty girl.

if there were 14,000 people there and not one recognized who she was that goes to show how small the amberverse is and not everyone knows she's a famous youtuber.
 
"And then Billie invited me on stage, so I ran up there in five seconds, and she said 'You're so beautiful I bet you'd be an amazing singer', so she had me sing the next three songs and when I was finished she was cryeen, and she said I sang better than her, and she was going to give me a 20 year contract and to be in 10 movies, and I said thank you so much but I can't be away from my family that long, and she said she understood and she wished she was as strong as I was, and as I left the stadium everyone stood for me and they were all cryeen as I passed and they all had candles."
 
If she did go, she would not be able to resist filming, just to splooge over how totally in love she and her feeder are. Also, and this is the BIG proof she did not go, she would definitely have filmed going out to dinner. There is no fucking way she would not film stuffing her face in another city, she never has before.
No way this ham planet went.
 
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