Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It'll be 2 months in about 10 days, I can't believe this bitch packed up some random shit and moved to a new place its insane, most of her shit are back in Oklahoma. She abandoned everything including her mother to .. get fed, what a human
This is the kind of shit that a textbook narcissist does: They mooch off one person, and then immediately move onto the next person that appears to be more useful to them. Amber is a parasite that continues to create collateral damage.

Also, the fact that Amber keeps passively saying stuff like "I talked to my mom the other day" ... That isn't a coincidence. Everything Amber says or shows online is performative. She and her mom totally had a falling out, and she's pretending that everything is hunky dory.

Last night I read a random comment that said "'I talked to my mom' is the new 'I took a shower.'" :lol:
 
A few of the gremlins that live in my brain were talking earlier, and they seem to think that maybe Emily told Amber she had to get rid of an animal, and that if she did then they could go to a concert.
Amber happily did away with Rarity, either by shoving her out the door or having Emily take her to the pound, whatever. Rarity gone, Amber cheerfully bouncing around at a concert!
Which pet will Emily want gone next?
What will Amber's reward be?
Will people mass unsubscribe once it becomes obvious what is happening?
Will unsubscribing matter since those can be purchased?

These are just the random musings of my imaginary brain dwellers that are just biding their time before clogging an artery and giving me a stroke, so they probably shouldn't be taken seriously.
 
Another interesting video.
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It'll be 2 months in about 10 days, I can't believe this bitch packed up some random shit and moved to a new place its insane, most of her shit are back in Oklahoma. She abandoned everything including her mother to .. get fed, what a human
I think it's even worse than that. I think she later admitted that her 19 hour drive to WI with her mom was on September 16th or 19thor so. She's been there over 9 weeks.

Her bailing on OKC is really par for the couse. In every single move (except for the Gaycare to the "luxury" apartment), she made one trip, only taking what could fit in her luggage or in the car of the gf that was picking her up and abandoning the rest for her ex to clean up. In the gaycare era she had acquired a lot more and had her mom and Becky take multiple trips to haul a bunch of stuff to the dump... and then last minute left a bunch of crap as a "gift" for Eric and Rickie to deal with while they were trying to move. For example... she "gifted" them all of her old, half empty, likely solidified spices... but not the cheap plastic box that stored and organized all of the spice jars. She also left them her freezer - still full of food, I think.

She's a crazy bitch. I don't think there's too much she could do that would actually surprise me at this point (other than exercise or lose weight intentionally).

List of things Amber spent more money on than a reward for finding her cat:
  • eggspert Laygos
  • scented candles
  • blank journals
  • Temu costume jewelry
  • Nickelodeon t-shirts for Becky
Oooh, I'll play! I'm good at this game.

Things that Amber has spent more than $500 impulsively on (aka: more than the Rarity's reward):
  • Pioneer Woman Cookware
  • Retro videogame "councils" (better known as CONSOLES if you're not retarded)
  • Her Nintendo Switch and games/accessories that she abandoned in her OKC apartment
  • Destiny's love compansionship
  • All of her Weight Watchers/WW memberships (so she could gorge on takeout all day while pretending to be on a diet)
  • THE OCTOPUS DIET that lasted one and a half days
  • Multiple dish sets never used, then abandoned in her OKC apartment (or illegally dumped at the GoodWill)
  • All of the beige containers with the name of what they were supposed to contain written on the front in basic bitch journaling script
  • Water Bottles
  • Scales that always went "wonky" and never weighed her properly
  • Horrid tarps she never wore
  • Manga
  • Books she never read (VC Andrews, Danielle Steele, shitty "celebrity" poetry books, etc)
  • Fugly purses
  • Five Below (and shitty celebrity) perfumes
  • Seasonal decorations she tosses and replaces the next year
  • Handsoaps
  • Scarves
  • Wax melts
  • Lipstick collection (that she kept in that big fishbowl)
  • Board games
  • Walmart discount bin DVDs
  • Pens/markers/hi-liters/etc
  • Monthy loot boxes (not confirmed, but she kept multiple subscriptions going well over a year, so they had to have reached at least $500 before she cancelled them)
  • Supplies for her earring business in March 2021 ($700-800)
  • A bed that she made Becky get rid of a week after the 30 day return policy ended ($7K?)
  • Shopkins (a large bin filled to the top)
  • Scrapbooking stickers
  • Scrapbooking vinyl... thingies (non-sticky "stickers")
  • That cellphone game she spent thousands of dollars on in one month
  • Her macbook (after killing her previous macbook with a Clorox Wipe)
  • Her ultra expensive "vlogging camera" (to replace her OTHER expensive vlogging camera; both that she abandoned to keep using her phone)
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
  • Her weekly DoorDash bill (she's admitted $3K/mth)

HONOURABLE MENTIONS WHICH (MOST LIKELY) DIDN'T HIT THE $500 MARK INCLUDE:
  • Diamond painting supplies
  • All of that pink ribbon garbage she bought from Kroger (or wherever) to "support" Norma's cancer journey... instead of actually providing any emotional or financial support to Norma
  • Dave&Busters/"Pizza Arcade" tokens
  • Total accumulated vet bills for Wasabi and Rarity over their entire lifespan
  • Health insurance (likely - I personally don't believe she bought insurance, then couldn't find a single doctor or therapist that would accept it and had to pay 100% out of pocket for everything).
(I know, I probably should have chosen a name like PocketWatcher over Boolean Bitch, but meh, done is done).


Also, the fact that Amber keeps passively saying stuff like "I talked to my mom the other day" ... That isn't a coincidence. Everything Amber says or shows online is performative. She and her mom totally had a falling out, and she's pretending that everything is hunky dory.
She used to do the same thing when her audience found out about her falling out with her Aunt Tammie. She would keep casually dropping how she and Amber had just talked, exchanged gifts, etc. It was only during the Alexis drama that she admitted on livestream that she and her Aunt weren't speaking.

Edited to Add:
@DefCon Dumb Dude?!! DOOOOOOD!! Early 2019. You've got to go see it. Amber got approached online by an Optavia Sales Rep (MLM) who spun her a yarn about how Amber could lose over 200 lbs in less than a year on Optavia by enjoying lovely pre-portioned and packaged, nutritionally superior food suppliments like shakes and bars (apple cores and newspint). She spent "Hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and HOURSSSSSS" of reseach and decided to try it. It tasted like shit and she hated it, so she "looked for an excuse to quit... and finally found one". She realized that the stupid shakes and cookie and garbage combined with her daily "lean and green" meal only came out to 1200 calories per day or something, and she'd just STARVE... So she quit to have some HULTHY brown (instant) rice and ramen. It was "Optavia ("Op-ta-vee-ya" or maybe "Op-tiv-ee-uh"), but a lot of people joke and call it the Octopus diet (probably because Amber kept pretending that she she didn't know how to say it, so people kept coming up with different stupid names for it).
 
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List of things Amber spent more money on than a reward for finding her cat:
  • eggspert Laygos
  • scented candles
  • blank journals
  • Temu costume jewelry
  • Nickelodeon t-shirts for Becky
If I may expand that list a little:
  • Bottles of Mrs. Dash (and other condiments)
  • Torrid Tarps
  • Nigger appeasement tax (gifts for Jade)
  • (Industrial-level) scales
  • Optavia (and other assorted weightloss scams)
  • Plates of orange chicken
Edit: Looks like I've been ninja'd and completely outdone by @Boolean Bitch , nice job on that very comprehensive list. Currently still catching up on earlier eras back in the thread, I do have to agree that the Optavia scam chapter was pretty entertaining. All her smug reassurance about how much research she's done only to fold nearly immediately.

Though I find the Ozempic failure a lot more fascinating (if not necessarily funnier), both because she ate through the nausea and because she made a genuinely scared post asking if the medicine would "fall out" of her body because she had a cut on her body.
 
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ewww someone put the finger into the poopoo...found on reddit
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Ffs, this is the exact kind of shit Hams uses to garner sympathy from her audience and get victim points

“Look how mean the haydurs are! They called me fat and told me to anhero myself! Muh BPD, muh depression, muh angseight🥺
 
lol none of this reaction when she was having her so called gf drive her around while taking heavy medications and slowly killing herself, but a single cat that she was already neglecting has people sending her literal death threats. They are fucking nuts. Not even Big Al deserves to be harassed like this. She ruins her life enough.

Only boogie deserves constant daily death threats
 
I can definitely see this being her making an alt to try get sympathy and deflect from the cat situation. Don’t we all remember that black guy she tried cat fishing as lmao
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of sock puppets

Also I can't believe this is what makes people send her threats (if it's real) and not the string of women she's abused

BUT MUH INNOCENT LIL FUR BABIES
 
Excuse me what? What season was this?
What did she read?
Who was she trying to impress?
Did she make it her entire personality?

It feels so off brand for her lol

If I remember right she bought a brand new, COMPELTE AND WRAPPED box set of something because it was on sale and she wanted to read it "sometime"

There were over 10 volumes iirc
 
A few of the gremlins that live in my brain were talking earlier, and they seem to think that maybe Emily told Amber she had to get rid of an animal, and that if she did then they could go to a concert.
Amber happily did away with Rarity, either by shoving her out the door or having Emily take her to the pound, whatever. Rarity gone, Amber happily bouncing around at a concert!
Which pet will Emily want gone next?
What will Amber's reward be?
Will people mass unsubscribe once it becomes obvious what is happening?
Will unsubscribing matter since those can be purchased?

These are just the random musings of my imaginary brain dwellers that are just biding their time before clogging an artery and giving me a stroke, so they probably shouldn't be taken seriously.

Considering how things went down exactly the same with Gracie, I wholly believe the possibility of Amber letting Rarity out as a reason for her fat ass to stay in Wisconsin. Bet this happened after a "discussion" about when Amber was planning to go back to Oklahoma.
 
Excuse me what? What season was this?
What did she read?
Who was she trying to impress?
Did she make it her entire personality?

It feels so off brand for her lol
Oh, I don't have the details for that. Um, she had a bunch on a bookshelf in that enclosed porch she dumped all of her shit in during the gaycare era (but we didn't see her buy any of it during that time and she didn't talk about them). Then in the early post-Jade era when she was purging stuff, she said she was getting rid of her manga except for one and showed a huge book she kept in her closet - I think it was a collection of a manga series about a human in love with an android or something (I know this sounds loony, I don't exactly remember and I don't read manga so I didn't recognize any of it - it was a hardcover blue and white book I think). And I think in OKC she bought a bunch of manga from a set (3 books?) because they looked so AESTHETIC stacked up on her coffee table with her Cherry playing cards and plastic suck-a-lint.

I'm also thinking that she collected it during the Krystle era (that she never read) because Krystle was into that sort of stuff, but I'm not 100% on that.
 
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