Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%
  • Total voters
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
✨Tard-Star's Take away✨

She said "like" 28 times in a 5:28 long video.
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Props to you for sitting through a raw Amber video and counting these.
When I was in debate in high school we had "um" counts, so that you would be conscious of using useless filler phrases, and this is a great example of that. If I was told I used a filler phrase 6 times a minute ( or almost every ten seconds) I would be mortified that I had not realized how ridiculous I sounded.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
REEEECAP: Yet more rage-bait for engagement, and absolutely NOTHING of value. Amber complains about her audience griping about her coming on camera looking like she just rolled out of a trash can, accusing her audience of not tolerating her because she's not wearing makeup. Amber shows off a burgundy toque ("beenie" for you 'Muricans) and a hideous shawl (as she's too fat for coats) that were given to her by Emily "Tommus the Slommus" Franz.

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Rain and Petals Eavesdrop; I used the wrong word....
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Eric Cartman, is that you??
 
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Peepeekakaland said:
The ZM dms if anyone gives a shit. She's being manipulative again.

Ps: Die amber

Edit , she's so illiterate this message is almost unreadable she has the writing skills of an 8 year old trying to sound smart
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So youuuuuuuuuuuuuu... heard about a comment through numerous DMs, want it deleted, and these concerned citizens didn't TELL you who posted the comment. Tell us you're in the Farms without telling us you're in the Farms, Hamber.

Even if she's not among us (and she absolutely is), how the fuck is Zach supposed to delete that comment if you don't even know the username of whoever the fuck posted it? Again, Amber lying about the dumbest shit "I don't know who posted it"
 
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Cornfed said:
When I was in debate in high school we had "um" counts, so that you would be conscious of using useless filler phrases
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I started an um, uh, and like counter when I started going to college. I was getting really tired of people not being able to talk lol

How do we all feel about ZM's video about the comment?
Yes, let's ask ourselves: "why are we they taking these claims seriously, where's the receipts"


I can totally get behind that, my issue is that ZM is starting to give off white knight vibery.
 
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Agoodpotroast said:
comment through numerous DMs, want it deleted, and these concerned citizens didn't TELL you who posted the comment. Tell us you're in the Farms without telling us you're in the Farms, Hamber
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She can't be fucked to look for her cat, she claims she's missing her cat while scrolling on the forums and reading reaction channel comments. Fuck you amber die
 
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Bogliacci said:
Her apathy to her pets has once again become a lose lose situation. Either she tells the truth and gets grilled or she tries to control the narrative and do damage control and makes all sorts of retarded mistakes because we know she lies and then gets grilled regardless.
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Yup, this always happens with Amber. That's why she dmed ZM, she could've just ignored and left it as she does with 99% of the comments she gets "sent". She doesn't want to admit the cat is dead or she made it up for Christmas views so she always tries to double down and control the narrative- but she's too retarded to do it because she can't keep track of all the lies she tells.

Also, hasn't ZM always been a bit of a simp/white knight for Hamber? It's why I couldn't stand him/ze/they/them ....
 
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Isn't 'Vlogmas' supposed to be nice, fun, Christmas related shit? Why the fuck is she always bitching about everything & not ever doing shit for her 300 supporters? I'd hate that if I had a creator I watched & genuinely enjoyed was always so negative & complained about their super simple job all the time & absolutely hated their audience. I don't understand if/how she still has support.

She's getting so big to the point her filters have been wigging the fuck out regularly. One of the last couple videos where she was wearing that black barbie tent, you can see her arms/shoulders coming in & then disappearing. Along with that quadruple chin. The only reason she wears that choker is so that the filter knows where the neck should be, otherwise it's just blob of lard upon blob of lard. I'm curious to know what filter app she uses & if it's common amongst the lards.

She's so fucking astronomically stupid, here we go again with her using 'defamation' and 'slander' incorrectly again. THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! oh wait, you're just fucking using words you don't know the meaning of again. Like 'doxxing.' This bitch is getting under my skin more than usual lately.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Yeah, definitely. I haven't watched him in a awhile either so I don't know how bad it's gotten.
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

I've watched ZM on and off for months trying to parce his relationship to ambo

She's obsessed with him, people even assume she may have romantic feelings for him.
(Tbh I'm lukewarm on that idea, her taste in women has been.....boyish. either they're butch like Tommy or they look like middle school boys. I could see it.)

ZM defends her pretty often, usually with the
"oh come on guys we don't need to make her out worse than she is"
Argument, which I'm partial to in most cases.

I can't put it into words; it's all just weird.
 
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

I've watched ZM on and off for months trying to parce his relationship to ambo

She's obsessed with him, people even assume she may have romantic feelings for him.
(Tbh I'm lukewarm on that idea, her taste in women has been.....boyish. either they're butch like Tommy or they look like middle school boys. I could see it.)

ZM defends her pretty often, usually with the
"oh come on guys we don't need to make her out worse than she is"
Argument, which I'm partial to in most cases.

I can't put it into words; it's all just weird.
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I think he's able to take all his spite out on Chantal since she's "muslim" now and says shit that gets him riled up all the time, so he just gives amber a pass at this point because she's a lesbobo
 
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Bogliacci said:
so he just gives amber a pass at this point because she's a lesbobo
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That's a good point, one of the strangest comments he made on the whole Billie elish issue.

Not only did he justify ambo's arrested development related retardedation, he said
"Oh yeah, I get it, Billie gives off strong masc energy and that's really attractive"
((^^paraphrasing but you get the point))

It's just such a weird hill to stand on
 
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I love how her acting like "us blaming" Emily for her gaining weight is just some random occurrence and she never mentions the fact that Emily killed Colleen via FAT in fucking APRIL of this year.

She keeps calling it "some rumours" about Emily. Um bitch we have the feeder forum posts and the actual video of her speech at Colleen's funeral. Those are undisputable facts, not "some rumours about ToMmEe" ... She can't even say the name Emily yet we're the ones making up rumours? The receipts speak for themselves.
 
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