Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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New Cuntmas entry from the hog
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tl;dw: apologizes for the distilled cuntent from yesterday, pretends to give a shit about Rarity, tries to justify her long stay with them "loving being around each other" becoming even longer because of Rarity

Emily got our hog some gold hoop earrings, a Ghost Face funko pop as an early birthday gift (yes that's right you fucking freak Emily Franz employed at Clarity Care in Oshkosh Wisconsin, get our gorl addicted to more material goods), Amber interacts with Milo (dog) who looks positively miserable to be around her
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Organization of her ratty makeup bag, makeup advice and makeup talk from an ugly fat fuck (this goes on for what feels like forever), interacts with her other cat that she hasn't killed by proxy via negligence, she finished the car layyygo,

opening yet another early present from the feeder freak, it's a Bible Eyelash photo that's been autographed, it's got out gorl goying over it "Wait so she's touched this before?", Amber does some weird tic and Emily comments on it

The End.

Boring as fuck.

ETA: Also she didn't even acknowledge Twinkie (who was in shot as well) when she harassed the other dog, whom she also called "the sweetest dog you'll ever meet in your life" so fuck Twinkie I guess. (Also edited to add the dog picture)
 
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she def let rarity out to stay with Emily Franz for longer.
Also I definetly think the vlogmas are prerecorded by like three days, so she really didnt have to upload her fake mental breakdown. Especially since it was five minutes. What a fat lazy cunt, you cant just record another 5 minute video.

Also love to see the tradition of Amber still getting little kid gifts when shes in her mid 30s. Those earrings look like they are from tjmaxx. If my partner ever bought me cheap ass earrings from tjmaxx i would crash out on them, especially if they made decent money like emily franz, like why even bother buying a gift at all. Who was it? Jade that actually bought her a nice pair. Amber needs to grow up, most people dont need 100 million earrings in their collection, just a few nice ones


Edit: Grammar errors, but also!
This is the website brand of those earrings, and its not one you buy off of, confirming its a brand that sells to discount stores like Tjmaxx or Ross. Such a weird hill for me to die on, yes, but also Emily makes so much money and amber think its soooooo great of her GiRlFrIeNd to buy her $20 earrings
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found on the TJMaxx Website:
 
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Janai said:
she def let rarity out to stay with Emily Franz for longer.
Also I definetly think the vlogmas are prerecorded by like three days, so she really didnt have to upload her fake mental breakdown. Especially since it was five minutes. What a fat lazy cunt, you cant just record another 5 minute video.

Also love to see the tradition of Amber still getting little kid gifts when shes in her mid 30s. Those earrings look like they are from tjmaxx. If my partner ever bought me cheap ass earrings from tjmaxx i would crash out on them, especially if they made decent money like emily franz, like why even bother buying a gift at all. Who was it? Jade that actually bought her a nice pair. Amber needs to grow up, most people dont need 100 million earrings in their collection, just a few nice ones


Edit: Grammar errors, but also!
This is the website brand of those earrings, and its not one you buy off of, confirming its a brand that sells to discount stores like Tjmaxx or Ross. Such a weird hill for me to die on, yes, but also Emily makes so much money and amber think its soooooo great of her GiRlFrIeNd to buy her $20 earrings
https://mia-fiore.com/
found on the TJMaxx Website:
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Jade bought her those gold and gemstone (maybe Pearl) earrings and she tried them on, then immediately then trashed them never to be seen again.

Amber wouldn't know if something was gold plated or real gold. She doesn't even buy 925 silver. She is trash to her core and any money Emily Franz of Wisconsin spent on her with fine jewelry would just piss ALR off because she could find something much cheaper and more gotti for half the price and spend the rest on food.

She wouldn't even spend over $100 on an engagement ring to play pretend.


IMO throwing out a good relationship over cheap jewelry is just as stupid as Amber getting kid level gifts for the whole month of December.

[Not defending Emilie or Amber. They both suck. But Emilie just bought the Billie Eilish concert and trip, and has a kid to buy for. If Amber showed up in a video mad that she didn't get some expensive pair of earrings the internet would rightfully come for her]
 
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Hot CILF in your area said:
tl;dw: apologizes for the distilled cuntent from yesterday, pretends to give a shit about Rarity, tries to justify her long stay with them "loving being around each other" becoming even longer because of Rarity
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inquizadoor said:
i did a quick reread and didnt see it mentioned but- have we considered that emily finally told hamber to leave, so she let the cat out on purpose bc "i cant leave without my cat that i love so much!!! help me find her and then ill go back"

give me a tinfoil hat but i can see her doing it.
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called it

no but seriously, saying "even if i look happy im actually still totally sad bc cat" is such a copout. shes over it but doesnt want to be called out for not being in mourning.
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Trying not to get my hopes up for anything but could this vlogmas possibly... maybe... potentially... be interesting?* 🌈



*compared to the Wipey/Singlelynn era ofc which isn't a hard bar to reach. Maybe the 2019-esque scabby moon face accompanied by the greasy cockroach feelers with a pinch of cryeeeeen and rageeeen at her audience has me nostalgic for the good ol' days.
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Don't listen to anything I say, I'm ill and full of painkillers.
 
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People give her too much credit, sad for Rarity? She couldn't give less of a fuck. The whole animal lover schtick is just her mimicry in motion. She is the most empathetic, loving, compassionate and giving gorl. This of course means she loooooves animals so much.

It's an integral part to her whole facade.
If there were any shred of genuine love for Rarity in her gargantuan body she would not be acting the way she does. Her animals, just like her girlfriends and family members, are tools. She basically misplaced a hammer, she's pissy over Emily and even that isn't due to love.
 
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Skinless Nugget said:
Isn't 'Vlogmas' supposed to be nice, fun, Christmas related shit? Why the fuck is she always bitching about everything & not ever doing shit for her 300 supporters? I'd hate that if I had a creator I watched & genuinely enjoyed was always so negative & complained about their super simple job all the time & absolutely hated their audience. I don't understand if/how she still has support.
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Thank you! I don't watch vlogs (they bore the shit out of me) but the name Vlogmas certainly sounds like you make vlogs about decorating the house, baking cookies, wrapping presents, putting the tree up, etc. I mean, of course Amber is going to do the laziest possible version of that, but she could taste-test Christmas food or review those idiotic Hallmark movies or open an Advent calendar or something. She really is the laziest sow ever. (Please, Father Christmas, if you love me at all, put an apple in her mouth and some sprigs of holly around her neck and have her sing the Boar's Head carol.)
 
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Thank you! I don't watch vlogs (they bore the shit out of me) but the name Vlogmas certainly sounds like you make vlogs about decorating the house, baking cookies, wrapping presents, putting the tree up, etc. I mean, of course Amber is going to do the laziest possible version of that, but she could taste-test Christmas food or review those idiotic Hallmark movies or open an Advent calendar or something. She really is the laziest sow ever. (Please, Father Christmas, if you love me at all, put an apple in her mouth and some sprigs of holly around her neck and have her sing the Boar's Head carol.)
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Imagine being the target audience for xmas vlogs (whatever that would be), coming across Amber's vlogmas, and seeing a bunch of temper tantrums, personal drama, and a dead cat.
 
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Justin Feeder giving Amber the Billie Eilish print definitely has "do you like our new couch?" vibes from when poor Gracie also explored too hard, or like when someone hands a toddler something shiny to distract them from the tantrum they're having.

Also: bitch clean that hairbrush!!!!

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“ I want rarity fed and watered”
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Oh yeah damn, I completely forgot to mention that phrase in my summary. Cat Killer Amber talking about Rarity like she's some houseplant.

Hm, makes me think, if Amber was a fake green thumb girliepop instead of a watered down animal abuser, how many plants would we have gone through throughout the years? You know she would absolutely love to just get expensive/rare plants and then brag about it to her viewers, only for it to die 1 or 2 videos later.

Naturally, the impotent baby rage would then be directed at her viewers/haydurs/the underpaid clerk who sold it to her for giving her bad advice or some other reason. If we're talking money, house plants could easily pass the 500$ mark that was talked about a bunch of pages back.
 
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Has she ever lived somewhere with  true winter before? Im a casual consumer of the ALR trainwreck and there are volumes of lore on her so it's hard to crosscheck it all...but I know about California, Florida, Kentucky, and Oklahoma. None of these places have a real winter.

Ive been watching the calendar move by as she continues to stay in Wisconsin. I like everyone completely believe she never had any intention of leaving, but let's play her game of its not permanent, we're about to head into January in Wisconsin. Snow storms that dump feet of snow. Frigid cold weather advisories where the windchill makes the "feels like" air temp sub zero on a regular range of -10 to -40 at some points.

Anyone who lives here or has a brain knows what the snow and ground gets like when we get hit with those temps after a snowfall in the midwest. All the snow pushed to the sides of the road...the stuff your neighbor or local businesses didn't shovel turns into rigid, painful rock hard permanent installments into the next over freezing day. And it'll melt a bit...until it cycles again, leaving the sidewalks, your driveway, etc. an ice rink.

Able bodied non-fatties experience the close calls of walking with intention to be safe and still getting caught off guard by hidden ice...you slip and have to move fast and overcorrect to stay up...or you fall and bust your ass. You have a laugh about it...you might have a bruise or be sore for a day or two...but at 600+ ELBEES she is cooked. She is not capable of catching herself if she slips. We learned this from the infamous dangling ankle incident. Maybe the blubber will pad her and the fall won't break her bones but if she doesn't leave Wisconsin in the next couple weeks she is gonna have a long and dangerous Jan-March.

Also, on the topic of true winter...she thought her MENTUHLZ were bad in places like Kentucky or Oklahoma during the winter? Lmao buckle up bitch. Again, able bodied normal sized people with actual family, lives, and routine suffer in the midwest in the winter because you can't just go take a mental health walk when the air outside is at immediate frostbite levels. She has never dressed for the weather and I'm not sure anywhere sells the size of thermal tarps shed need to do any winter walking in Wisconsin.

tl:dr bitch is gonna be freezin n fallin soon
 
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Yet another dog that hates Amber, they do say animals are a great judge of character lol

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It amuses me how Amber ALWAYS manages to make herself sound worse every time she opens her mouth, it's truly a gift

She obviously doesn't want to admit that she was always angling to move in, so now claims it was a 'trip that's been extended'
Tf Amber - sometimes it's unavoidable that senior cats have to be uprooted, but it's the height of selfishness and cruelty to cram two senior cats into tiny cat carriers just for a 19h 'trip' - anyone who gave two fucks about their animals would find someone to watch them or reputable cattery/kennel for the trip duration

Also extremely interesting that she says Emily will "look for Rarity forever" - look forever, as opposed to "look until she's found"?
Forensic linguistics (that cops widely use) would mark that statement with a huge glowing 🚩 that the person making that statement KNOWS that the search will be futile therefore, no end point to consider
Of course it's also possible she's just dumb AF but it's not the first 🚩 statement-wise she's dropped in relation to 'missing' Rarity that (whatever the fate: hoax and at home, with someone else, or dead) indicates she knows EXACTLY what's happened/where she is

Also, FAAAAAAAT
 
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