Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[irishlass]

Has she ever lived somewhere with  true winter before? Im a casual consumer of the ALR trainwreck and there are volumes of lore on her so it's hard to crosscheck it all...but I know about California, Florida, Kentucky, and Oklahoma. None of these places have a real winter.

I'm pretty sure she also lived in West Virginia when she was with Krystal.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Earlier in the thread, someone posted a picture of Amber's Spotify with her top song being "LUNCH" by Billy Elish. I can't find that image now (perhaps it was lost during the rollback that had to be done at the end of last month). Anyway, that and her obsession over this photo Emily gave her made me wonder why she likes Billy Elish. And being old, I have no idea what a Billy Elish even i. And according to Amber's concert video, it's a tiny speck that bounces around like a flea on an illuminated floor plate about half a mile away, so that was no help.

So, starting with Amber's favourite song, "LUNCH":

Spoiler: Song Lyrics for "LUNCH"

Oh-mm

I could eat that girl for lunch
Yeah, she dances on my tongue
Tastes like she might be the one
And I could never get enough
I could buy her so much stuff
It's a craving, not a crush, huh
Call me when you're there
Said, "I bought you something rare"
And I left it under "Claire"
So now she's comin' up the stairs
So I'm pullin' up a chair
And I'm puttin' up my hair

Baby, I think you were made for me
Somebody write down the recipe
Been trying hard not to overeat
You're just so sweet
I'll run a shower for you like you want
Clothes on the counter for you, try 'em on
If I'm allowed, I'll help you take 'em off
Huh

I could eat that girl for lunch
Yeah, she dances on my tongue
Tastes like she might be the one
And I could never get enough
I could buy her so much stuff
It's a craving, not a crush, huh

I just wanna get her off, oh
Oh
Oh, oh
Oh

She's takin' pictures in the mirror
Oh my God, her skin's so clear
Tell her, "Bring that over here"
You need a seat? I'll volunteer
Now she's smiling ear to ear
She's the headlights, I'm the deer

I've said it all before, but I'll say it again
I'm interested in more than just being your friend
I don't wanna break it, just want it to bend
Do you know how to bend?

I could eat that girl for lunch
She dances on my tongue
I know it's just a hunch
But she might be the one

I could
Eat that girl for lunch
Yeah, she
Tastes like she might be the one
I could, I could
Eat that girl for lunch
Yeah, she, yeah, she
Tastes like she might be the one
Source: https://www.lyrics.com/lyric-lf/14598786/Billie+Eilish/LUNCH

Awesome. Then this...

Spoiler: Articles about Billie Elish

Billie Eilish Confirms She Came Out as Queer

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a46019350/billie-eilish-came-out-as-queer/

Billy Elish is physically attracted to women:

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/11/14/entertainment/billie-eilish-sexuality-interview/index.html

Bonus image of Billie Elish from the music video "LUNCH":

Kinda looks like a skinny Becky (or a skinny, non-FAS Destiny)...

Hmmm....

OMG!!! AMBER'S A LESBIAN!!?!?! Did y'all already know that?!?!
What do you want to bet that this is the ONLY reason she likes "Billie"?

 

[powdered toast]

Yet another dog that hates Amber, they do say animals are a great judge of character lol

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That dog has Twinkie-face, i.e. terrified and already has an anxiety disorder.

Hm, makes me think, if Amber was a fake green thumb girliepop instead of a watered down animal abuser, how many plants would we have gone through throughout the years? You know she would absolutely love to just get expensive/rare plants and then brag about it to her viewers, only for it to die 1 or 2 videos later.

She would grow suck-a-lents

 

[Anal Del Rey]

So, as someone who is a huge Billie Eilish fan, Amber has been liking Billie since Becky, Weekly Vlog time stamp: 11:20, which was 3 years ago before Billie came out as bisexual. Not only that, Billie just turned 20 at that time. AL really has an odd thing for the young, that's for sure.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I got caught up on the Vlogmas crocodile tears video.

You know what? I can't fucking stand people who weaponize their own personal "tragedies" against any criticisms towards their shitty behavior. Personal tragedies happen to everyone ... And yet, not everyone is a compulsive liar, a cat killer, or an abusive parasite to everyone they latch onto.

That's why I believe that Amber is a less redeemable person than Chantal. Chantal is just a fucking bitch and a trainwreck, and she pretty much embraces her disgusting-ness, lol. Amber salivates at the thought of something bad happening to her so she can use it as an excuse to manipulate people.

The only times I've seen Amber legitimately cry have been when her caretakers throughout the years have finally dumped her ass, and when she got the cancer diagnosis.

 

[inquizadoor]

Hm, makes me think, if Amber was a fake green thumb girliepop instead of a watered down animal abuser, how many plants would we have gone through throughout the years? You know she would absolutely love to just get expensive/rare plants and then brag about it to her viewers, only for it to die 1 or 2 videos later.

she would have fake plants that shed try to convince everyone were real, including crying videos about rooomerrs and how shes a GOOD PLANT MOM thats why this plant has lived so long and never changed even a little bit

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

She fucking would have fake plants lmao

 

[dead stiff]

Things that make you go hmmmmmm. A comment from ZMs new video

Late fag, but that cat is definitely fucking dead and she’s just delusional if she thinks Rarity isn’t after this much time. I hate how she just defaults to the ‘she’s probably in a better place - in someone’s home of course!’ Shit she pulled on Density. Makes me want to punch her fat head.

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

Able bodied non-fatties experience the close calls of walking with intention to be safe and still getting caught off guard by hidden ice...you slip and have to move fast and overcorrect to stay up...or you fall and bust your ass. You have a laugh about it...you might have a bruise or be sore for a day or two...but at 600+ ELBEES she is cooked. She is not capable of catching herself if she slips. We learned this from the infamous dangling ankle incident. Maybe the blubber will pad her and the fall won't break her bones but if she doesn't leave Wisconsin in the next couple weeks she is gonna have a long and dangerous Jan-March.

Now watch as she uses this as an excuse to never step out into the snow.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Now watch as she uses this as an excuse to never step out into the snow.

Or as an excuse to not leave WI until at least April (when she'll then come up with some other excuse.. or a medical emergency).

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Or as an excuse to not leave WI until at least April (when she'll then come up with some other excuse.. or a medical emergency).

Talking of medical emergencies, what is her status in Wisconsin, insurance wise? Emily is covered by her employer, so can she get Amber on her insurance?

 

[pippeyyy]

I'm pretty sure she also lived in West Virginia when she was with Krystal.

Krystal was in Virginia. Not West Virginia.

 

[Esquilax]

Talking of medical emergencies, what is her status in Wisconsin, insurance wise? Emily is covered by her employer, so can she get Amber on her insurance?

She'll just show up to the urgent care or ER uninsured, promise to pay the bill, then never pay it. That's what I understood her to do in the past, I don't think she's ever carried insurance?

She's literally within a mile of Aurora hospital where she can get ER care when the time comes. I would expect her to put her old address in when doing paperwork, so she never sees a bill anyway.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

She'll just show up to the urgent care or ER uninsured, promise to pay the bill, then never pay it. That's what I understood her to do in the past, I don't think she's ever carried insurance?

She's literally within a mile of Aurora hospital where she can get ER care when the time comes. I would expect her to put her old address in when doing paperwork, so she never sees a bill anyway.

Sorry for but how fucked must her credit be? She must have racked up tens of thousands in medical debt from using the ER as her personal drop-in medical center. A few hours at the ER for saline, nausea/pain medication and a urinalysis after complaining of kIdNeY pAiN can still be $15k easy with no insurance.
Unless she pays every ER bill she gets?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Sorry for but how fucked must her credit be? She must have racked up tens of thousands in medical debt from using the ER as her personal drop-in medical center. A few hours at the ER for saline, nausea/pain medication and a urinalysis after complaining of kIdNeY pAiN can still be $15k easy with no insurance.
Unless she pays every ER bill she gets?

I think back in 2019 or so, a farmer found a court case between Amber (same full name, DOB, and location) vs one of the hospitals in her area. Presumably they were going after her for unpaid ER bills (this was before the cancer arc). I believe it disappeared from online shortly after, and it was presumed that Amber paid and it was settled. Amber never said anything about it on her channel, so it didn't really get any traction with the reaction channels during that time.

Amber has since learned her lesson, and now makes a mountain out of every mole hill to maximize engagement and $$$

Oh, and Amber's new video "i'm done." She's DONE you guize... again. Tune back tomorrow to hear about how she's done again for real this time. OH MY GOD, she's talking about the cat she lost as a child that Jordan (The Ankle) mentioned the other day on his channel. Stop watching reaction channels, you dummy. AND STOP MONETIZING YOUR DEAD CAT!

Update: it was her last foster mom who died (the one that was paying her phone bills and stuff for years after she aged out of the system - until Krystle's family took over). This woman inspired Amber to do better during the last two years of highschool (not the last year where Amber miraculously turned it all around herself like she's previously boasted). And she claims that she won't be talking about Rarity anymore. How many more days of her audience refusing to forget about Rarity before she quits Vlogmas?

 

[lol cow supreme]

Your only two posts so far have been about advertising Mr. Snowlfake, not many people here really give a shit about him so pls

a lot of us love mr snowflake and jimmy bunker. so pls.

I'm pretty sure she also lived in West Virginia when she was with Krystal.

When she lived with Krystal they were in Spotslyvania/Fredericksburg Virginia, about an hour from ChrisChan, Ethan Ralph, and BossmanJack.

The epicenter of which is a nuclear powerplant.

 

[HansKlokBier]

I'm done

She luvs her fur babies guis, more fake cryeen and Hamber is done with ppl and talking about Rarity. (R.I.P)

preservetube.com youtube.com

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Day 8 of Shitmas has just dropped.

Local Archive (360p):

WARNING: She's wearing some haram seethrough tarp, viewers beware.
Tl;dw: Tries to convince us her neck isnt fat as fuck by claiming she wears her necklaces short, tries masking her wretched stench with perfume,

CUT!! New scene on the couch, spergs about mentulz as she teases an upcoming announcement, rarity sperging, talks about her uncle's cat from when she was 4 years old, tries to cry and convince us she gives a shit about her pets, is still harping on about that humane society interaction screenshot, actually shows the voicemail, oh shi-

"So what I am deciding to do for my mental health is I am no longer going to be talking about Rarity, at all."​

uhuh, assures as that she will tell us when she is found (never), now we're back to wahh wahh I'm so exhausted I'm so depressed wahhh there's other things in my life, her foster mom died, keeps yapping about college and high school, pretends to give a shit about her family, is tired of defending herself (aka lying), rage quits again

So she's trying the ultimate memory hole by just no longer talking about Rarity. And for some reason she chose this see through mesh net slut rag for this announcement. We are never hearing about this cat again.

May the lymph fluid freeze in your legs you narc slob.

Edited to add the video

 

[notachicken]

Sounds like Emily to me. May only have the funeral eulogy to compare to, but definitely sounds like her to me. Especially with that nasally voice that comes with having a giant honker.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Fake! Fake! Fake! cryeen. I got "Susan Smith begging for the children that she killed to be returned" vibes.

I am starting to wonder whether Slommy had an issue with Rarity, which provoked Amber to "accidentally" let her out.