Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[-Jack-]

I'm done

She luvs her fur babies guis, more fake cryeen and Hamber is done with Vlogmas.

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Oof, she's upping her gaslighting skills up a notch "I considered my cats my daughters... because you know, I can't have children because I had CANCER". Fucking hell she's a cunt. She is pulling out every single card and manipulation tactic she can to try and get people to move on and forgive her.

 

[Even more 8008135]

What a fat fucking failure.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I'm not watching Big Al the cat killers videos. What exactly did she say about college bc because thats always amusing

 

[Sarah Connor]

her foster mom died

Didn't she used to talk crap about her foster family all the time because they gave her low-fat melk and it "triggered" her? I call BOOOOL on Amberlynn actually giving a fuck about this. Just another excuse for her narc tantrums.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Day 8 of Shitmas has just dropped.

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WARNING: She's wearing some haram seethrough tarp, viewers beware.
Tl;dw: Tries to convince us her neck isnt fat as fuck by claiming she wears her necklaces short, tries masking her wretched stench with perfume,

CUT!! New scene on the couch, spergs about mentulz as she teases an upcoming announcement, rarity sperging, talks about her uncle's cat from when she was 4 years old, tries to cry and convince us she gives a shit about her pets, is still harping on about that humane society interaction screenshot, actually shows the voicemail, oh shi-
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"So what I am deciding to do for my mental health is I am no longer going to be talking about Rarity, at all."​

uhuh, assures as that she will tell us when she is found (never), now we're back to wahh wahh I'm so exhausted I'm so depressed wahhh there's other things in my life, her foster mom died, keeps yapping about college and high school, pretends to give a shit about her family, is tired of defending herself (aka lying), rage quits again

So she's trying the ultimate memory hole by just no longer talking about Rarity. And for some reason she chose this see through mesh net slut rag for this announcement. We are never hearing about this cat again.

May the lymph fluid freeze in your legs you narc slob.

Edited to add the video

"Mental health"

"Fur baby"

Shut the fuck up, lol. She always chooses the most obnoxious words to use.

She is such a waste of space, especially considering how much space she literally takes up.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

apparently she’s blocked Rarity’s name from her comments and is deleting comments referring to the cat that was hit by a car. I’d say that alone confirms it’s him

Counting down the days till we get a new farmer named “The Ghost of Rarity Gray” to go along with The Ghost of Gracie

 

[Lidl Drip]

Emily is really putting in the work, this bish looks absolutely fucking massive.

The cat is dead and it's Amber's fault. We all know this, I am kinda ready to move on from it at this point to be honest. People will bring it up in the comment section forever, but I can only watch so many fake crying videos until it gets really repetitive and annoying.

 

[Insulin reid]

Oof, she's upping her gaslighting skills up a notch "I considered my cats my daughters... because you know, I can't have children because I had CANCER". Fucking hell she's a cunt. She is pulling out every single card and manipulation tactic she can to try and get people to move on and forgive her.

Oh shes so fucking mad emily isnt becoming her new caregiver. This whole performance reeks of still using anything she can to guilt emily into letting her move in. "The temporary stay became a longer temporary stay" eat my whole ass amber you hongry animal.
Big al let her cat out to get emily like a chess master sacrificing a pawn and shes still gotta leave.

 

[dfranki723]

Emily sure is taking her sweet time feeding this fuck into an early grave.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Emily is really putting in the work, this bish looks absolutely fucking massive.

Emily is the new hero in the Amberverse.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I'm not watching Big Al the cat killers videos. What exactly did she say about college bc because thats always amusing

She basically just said that she's glad she got to experience college, even though she didn't graduate (X to doubt on that one, iirc she bitched a lot about having to go to college.) She then states that she realized criminal justice wasn't for her so she dropped out, and she has no passions for anything so she never went back to college. She then makes the strange claim that in one of her first classes she took in college, they had to write a 10 page essay on someone they look up to, for which she chose her foster mom. Idk, seems like a weird thing to do for a criminal justice degree, but hey, I didn't attend a pay-to-graduate scam college so what do I know. (Maybe she took a creative writing class, I think she mentioned something along those lines at some point, but I don't know if it was at college.)

apparently she’s blocked Rarity’s name from her comments and is deleting comments referring to the cat that was hit by a car. I’d say that alone confirms it’s him

Counting down the days till we get a new farmer named “The Ghost of Rarity Gray” to go along with The Ghost of Gracie

Damn, I didn't know she's going that hard on memory holing her. Maybe we should add "Cat Killer" to the thread name, so that the reaction/documentary channels know for whenever they come here for info.

Oof, she's upping her gaslighting skills up a notch "I considered my cats my daughters... because you know, I can't have children because I had CANCER". Fucking hell she's a cunt. She is pulling out every single card and manipulation tactic she can to try and get people to move on and forgive her.

If anything, I'd say this makes her look even worse. "Yeah, my animals that I routinely neglect and whose woes I ignore to stuff my face, and one of which is missing and most assuredly dead are like my children to me." It's often said in this thread, but the fact that Amber never has and can never conceive is one of the most comforting constants in gorlworld, because you can't convince me that she's give that much of a toss if one of her kids died in a car crash either.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Didn't she used to talk crap about her foster family all the time because they gave her low-fat melk and it "triggered" her? I call BOOOOL on Amberlynn actually giving a fuck about this. Just another excuse for her narc tantrums.

The Skim Melk thing was at the girl's home, I think. Though I think Casey said that Amber used to cry and complain about how hard she had it at her foster mom and dad's because... HER BEDROOM WASN'T BIG ENOUGH (like, it was built off the garage or something). There were also multiple facebook posts during the Casey era where Amber was complaining about her phone, or about her foster mother not paying her cellphone bill fast enough. One of those times, she complained until Krystle handled the bill for her.

But yes, it's just another excuse for her narc tantrums.

I'm not watching Big Al the cat killers videos. What exactly did she say about college bc because thats always amusing

It was something about how in college her teacher made the class write a paper about someone who inspired them. And while THE ENTIRE CLASS chose celebrities, Terminally-UniqueLynn chose her foster mother.

Damn, I didn't know she's going that hard on memory holing her. Maybe we should add "Cat Killer" to the thread name, so that the reaction/documentary channels know for whenever they come here for info.

Yeah, she's been going so hard on this, she even tricked her lapdop Zachary Michael to get involved and he made a video to discredit the person who posted the comment.

If anything, I'd say this makes her look even worse. "Yeah, my animals that I routinely neglect and whose woes I ignore to stuff my face, and one of which is missing and most assuredly dead are like my children to me."

I'm waiting for the final stage of cuntiness, where she declares "I'VE already forgiven myself... so why won't you?"

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amber is desperate to move on from rarity because that cat died from wildlife or a car and it’s because Amber didn’t go outside and look for her until Emily got off work 10 hrs later.

I was checking that Nextdoor website and Emily posted rarity twice and then the updates stopped early on,so they probably found her dead along time ago hence Amber saying was and loved past tense . I think they have both been pretending they are looking for her and she “might be safe in another home” because officially saying she’s dead would set everyone off.

Even the best pet parents lose a pet, but its the initiative action afterwards that get the best results. The 2 times my cats have got out, I found them both between 2-6 hrs because I was out on foot looking for them in bushes,garages and under decks. Rarity most likely wandered to a neighbors house and hunkered down because she had no idea where the fuck she was, came out at night and unfortunately succumbed to an animal.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I'm done

She luvs her fur babies guis, more fake cryeen and Hamber is done with ppl and talking about Rarity. (R.I.P)

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Jesus she looks absolutely massive. Like I know she’s sitting down (as always) so her shit is spread out more but holy hell.
Emily is really putting in the work.
Edit to add: this YouTube comment made me chuckle:

Chris Watts is of course the American killer who gave a strangely tear-free but “sad” TV interview after murdering his pregnant wife and children, asking for them to come home. Same vibes.

 

[Not Dead Yet 69]

Rarity was like a daughter to her and her other pets are like the children she can't have but none of them are microchipped? Their nails are always overgrown and never trimmed? The food is presented in a quantity of three weeks worth spilling out of a bowl on a counter to get stale? Okay bitch. Whatever you say. Glad your ass can't get pregnant or impregnate. Those would be some neglected ass kids. Gotta hand it to her, wild how her infertile ass found a way to perpetuate the cycle of abuse though.

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

Another video where she "cries'' but can't squeeze out even a single tear. She's lidurally the worst fake crier ever. Glad we have an archive so I don't have to give her a view.

So she played the VM from the woman at the humane society to prove that it was real. Maybe it is, but what she still refuses to acknowledge is that when someone lies so much, it's just impossible to take her at their word about anything.

Regarding the woman's message, I noticed she said that the "Facebook" comments were a little rough. So she was talking about comments people were making on that shelter's Facebook page regarding the Rarity situation, and of course she's going to see those, especially if Amber left a previous message whining about them. So the woman gave her a polite answer, agreeing that they were a little rough and then placated Amber saying she hid them.

Amber originally made it sound like the woman had taken time out of her day to look through the comments on Amber's youtube videos, or other hayder sites and leave a long comforting message about how cruel everyone was being and how poor Amber didn't deserve all the hate. So even if the woman's message was real, Amber still has to throw in some kind of exaggeration.

Finally, she was weeping about her foster mother's death and how much she loved and admired her, but had she ever said those things about this woman previously? I haven't seen all her videos, so I might have missed it, but I don't remember too many positive comments about her foster care experience. I think I recall something about one family taking her on trips, but mostly I just remember her whining about being forced to eat yogurt and other similar horrors. Seems like she's now remembering how much she adored this foster mother so she can make the woman's death about her and how much it affects her feelings and mental health.

 

[Hayduraide]

Amber used to cry and complain about how hard she had it at her foster mom and dad's because... HER BEDROOM WASN'T BIG ENOUGH

I always found it curious Amber had a 14-year old sister in foster care, and Amber's self-insert in her Wattpad masterpiece, Scottie, had a 14-year old sister who she called a slut who would get raped for wearing Amber's Scottie's "slutty" clothes.
Scottie talks about getting a huge allowance ($800/month, similar to Amber claiming to receive $1400/month from Krystle's family as an "allowance") and is an obvious spoiled brat, but the author doesn't notice, having a long list of grievances against the family instead of having an ounce of gratitude.

I think Scottie was a fictional glimpse, but a glimpse all the same, into a combination of Amber's attitude toward her foster families and Krystle's family. I think the attitude she has toward Scottie's 14 year old sister may have some parallel to Amber's attitude toward her 14 year old foster sister.

 

[inquizadoor]

Obviously that's shit-tacular writing in general, but the way she writes about the sister is creepy. Talking about her boobs and underwear. Also lmao that anyone would steal Amber's clothes unless they needed a spare camping tent.


(And we all know shes a lying liar but I'm calling absolute bullshit that her community college required ten page essays on ANYTHING, let alone some "my hero" tripe.)

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I always found it curious Amber had a 14-year old sister in foster care, and Amber's self-insert in her Wattpad masterpiece, Scottie, had a 14-year old sister who she called a slut who would get raped for wearing Amber's Scottie's "slutty" clothes.
Scottie talks about getting a huge allowance ($800/month, similar to Amber claiming to receive $1400/month from Krystle's family as an "allowance") and is an obvious spoiled brat, but the author doesn't notice, having a long list of grievances against the family instead of having an ounce of gratitude.
I think Scottie was a fictional glimpse, but a glimpse all the same, into a combination of Amber's attitude toward her foster families and Krystle's family. I think the attitude she has toward Scottie's 14 year old sister may have some parallel to Amber's attitude toward her 14 year old foster sister.

Ohhhhh, I do so love her Wattpad selffics. They are entertainingly bad to an extent, but what really makes them worth reading is seeing just how much of herself is in these stories, sometimes even on the metalayer.

Spoiler: Armchair Psychology analysis from someone who read these too often

Scottie's mom and her go on grocery trips worth several hundreds of dollars on a whim

→ALR going on massive hauls​

Scottie tries to get with a character while their girlfriend is hospitalized and comatose

→ALR wanting to date people who are already in a relationship​

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A history teacher asks when WWI was, our smort protagonist answers "1930s", which according to their history teacher is correct

→Amber is a sped and bona fide retard, devoid of basic knowledge and too prideful/sure of herself to look up the actual answer​

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Several places in the story are the "best" at what they do and/or have retarded names, e.g. "(Jaslyn's) was the best clothing store.", Rosebud hospital was the biggest hospital in the United States. It was known for well[sic] doctors...", her school is called Hazelnut High

→Her need to have everything be special​

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Scottie, who is an obvious Amber self-insert, has a crush on a character called Stephanie, who also likely is a self insert

→Amber is a narcissist, and the only thing she'd ever truly love is herself​

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Scottie has two pets in the story, Rainboww (yes, spelled like that) a rainbow-colored parakeet, which she says is the only one in the world (which she somehow got from her boyfriend), and Snoww (also yes, like that) a black rabbit she saved from "a garbage[sic]"

→her need for everything to be special, own all the most unique things (in this aspect compare it to her boasting about how Rarity is some rare breed from France(, her retarded naming schemes, narc fueled savior complex...​

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Scottie wants to lock away the parakeet because it reminds her of her ex

→Amber is a horrible pet owner who'd abandon her animals if they'd inconvenience her (for which she absolutely deserves to burn in hell)​

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All of her weird and creepy slandering of her sister

→Fat AL hates women that are not her​

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Her mother and father having started dating when he was 15 and she was 18

→Hambo is weird, inappropriate and stunted (please let's not devolve into pseudo pedo speculations again please please please)​

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All the descriptions of food in the story

→Hogynn is an event horizon fat fuck and can never not think about food​

Scottie is upset that everyone else's probems are so much "simpler" than hers (for context, other characters in this story have been hate crimed into a coma, have cancer, are getting groomed, or are teenage moms, Scottie's big problem is that she is getting TEH GAY FEELS), other people's problems are usually only contextualized with how Scottie feels about them and how it affects her

→Narclynn needs everything to be about her, all other people are secondary​

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Scottie has a hissy fit when her younger sister (14) is dating her ex boyfriend (17/18?). She is not upset because it's weird and gross, she's upset that she gets to "flaunt" him like that

→actual relationships mean nothing to Amber beyond what she can get from it, be that function or prestige​

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The younger sister, who is stated to be a vegetarian in an earlier chapter, casually eats a hamburger in another chapter later

→Amber cannot keep track of the things she makes up, much like how she can't keep her lies consistent​

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Scottie is upset over her breakup, though mostly just because she wasn't the one to initiate it

→See anytime fatty was dumped by her current caretaker​

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I'm sure you could find a lot more, but that's all I can think of right now.

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...yeah I've read these stories way too many times plunging my normie friends into gorlworld (though I have yet to read her lesbian BDSM fic feat. Kate Winslet she wrote for Becky). I'll accept my puzzle pieces now.

As far as lolcow literature goes, Amber's is pretty easy to digest. Idk, my only frame of reference here are the Onision books, which are...not.

Edited for spelling.
Edit 2: If you do plan to read them yourself you should also consider getting some of your buddies and some drinks, makes it easier.

 

[powdered toast]

Rarity was like a daughter to her and her other pets are like the children she can't have but none of them are microchipped? Their nails are always overgrown and never trimmed? The food is presented in a quantity of three weeks worth spilling out of a bowl on a counter to get stale? Okay bitch. Whatever you say. Glad your ass can't get pregnant or impregnate. Those would be some neglected ass kids. Gotta hand it to her, wild how her infertile ass found a way to perpetuate the cycle of abuse though.

We just need to understand - of course her uterus that she doesn't have anymore and was never going to use anyway means she MUST love her pets EVEN MORE than most people with uteruses do. Her not being able to bear children she was never going to have is PROOF that she loves her pets as children, and I, for one, agree - she treats her pets as well as she would treat a human child if she had one. Lol