Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Figantic Gaggot]

Imagine her trying to trim her slit

she'd probably mistake it for a fat fold

man that forth screen grab of megan is a real boner killer

 

[handledegree]

Imagine being the neighbor, looking out the window one day to see this 600 pound ... thing, scuffing along on its too-long pants, childish heart-shaped purse flopping, pointlessly flailing a leaf blower around and making a goddamn mess.

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Don't forget seeing the butch girl standing there with her cell phone filming that 600 pound thing the whole time

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

My God is the left pic actually real? If that's really her at almost 530 looking like a skinny legend I'd bet everything that she's 600 ellbees at a minimum now. If she's not already firmly into the 20s or 30s. I'm at a loss for words over the right image with her managing to turn a XXXXXXXL into a sheer top.

 

[Vaguely Japanese Jesus]

Emily presents her work first and herself second. Her partners come prepackaged with online platforms, even going on national TV for being so fucking fat. She steadily escalates with each partner, slithering her way into the corral of a prize-winning heifer - Amberlynn. I believe that was her mistake. Previously, she kept the online spotlight on the increasingly formless shapes of her BPD blobfishes and kept herself hidden under an unwashed pannus. She finds safety in distancing herself from her work. Her behavior with Amberlynn suggests that she uses praise and positive reinforcement to push her partners into the stratosphere of weight gain. With Amberlynn, she couldn’t evade notoriety. She never prepared to be with someone who drew the eyes of the Farms. I think they did actually break up for a short time after being identified. The chance to shock and horrify Amberlynn’s massive audience lured Emily back in, and she gave Amberlynn a chance to prove herself. Optimistic she already endured the worst, Emily even briefly allowed Amber to cross the physical boundary she set with Colleen.

Emily is the unstoppable object of obesity gooning that met the immovable object of Amberlynn Reid. Emily works best hiding behind, and under, the shadow of a fatty. Teaching Amberlynn how to be a ‘dommy mommy’ is an act of control through submission. Propping up Amberlynn’s ego by gooning under the literal weight of Emily’s sins. Amberlynn cannot exist without eyes on her and on her life. Emily solves this by confining vlogs to her dining room chair(s). Emily wants the distance but Amberlynn won't give it to her. Amberlynn’s return to Oklahoma could result in two paths: Amber continues to shovel food into her fat fucking mouth to further become a disfigured water balloon to earn her place in Emily’s basement, or Emily disappears, going to ground before settling on her next victim. Either way, Emily remorselessly participated in her fiance’s death, and will likely do it again.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

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separated at birth?

 

[Xenomorph]

Fat hogress

 

[dead stiff]

That makes sense. The photo was taken from the Oklahoma airport and Emily apparently took the picture. If Amber flew home alone and Emily was taking a photo of her departing flight, it would be from the Wisconsin airport- I think Whitman regional serves Oshkosh. If she flew with Amber, she would have arrived at okc's airport, so why would she take a photo of a random plane plane waiting to onload or offload passengers. Though I can't imagine Hamby on a plane anyway- I know people ''of size' -as the airlines likes to call them- can buy more than one ticket, but she's never done that before, as far as we know,. She'd rather drive-or rather be driven 19 hours one way, then go on a one or two hour plane flight. So I suppose Emily rented a vehicle, drove to OKC, then took a southwest airlines back home and that was her departing plane she took a photo of.

So I guess she stopped looking for Rarity, even though she said she would search for her forever. God that poor cat. I hope some nice person found her, took her to the vet and finding no microchip, thought she was a stray and decided to keep her. I hope she's warm, cozy and well fed in the home of someone that actually loves and takes care of their animals. And if she she did really die, which sadly is what my logical side tells me is unfortunately the most likely scenario, I hope it was quick and she didn't suffer.

IF ankleballz flew back on a plane, you know she’d be vloggeeen in the terminal about how she’s so capable and not deformed, how she can do everything a normal person can. She wouldn’t pass that up - she even click-baited buying airline neck pillows to LARP being able to fly.

‘Sausage addicted kookaburra too fat to fly’

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

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My God is the left pic actually real? If that's really her at almost 530 looking like a skinny legend I'd bet everything that she's 600 ellbees at a minimum now. If she's not already firmly into the 20s or 30s. I'm at a loss for words over the right image with her managing to turn a XXXXXXXL into a sheer top.

Tell me where in the world has Amberlynn's choker gone?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where could it be?

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

The polka dot tarp is honestly one of her most shocking photos to me for some reason. I’m not exactly sure why but I think it’s because she shaped like the actual fucking liberty bell

 

[dfranki723]

The leaf blower segment just reinforces her incapability to do anything a normal adult should be able to do.

She has spent her entire fucking life coddled, she can't clean, she can't use tools, she can't care for her pets, she can't travel by herself, she can't workout, can't bathe, she can't take medication properly, she can't use the stairs or step off curbs with ease, can't put her dogs harness on by herself, couldn't package and mail her shitty earrings, she can't even keep track of her own lies and stories. She is one of the most useless creatures.

This is reminiscent of her ''cleaning'' the kitchen. Clearly she has NEVER cleaned before. This is a grown woman. She loves claiming she's been living in the ReaaAAAl W0rlD because of her muh traumatic childhood but displays the exact opposite behaviour.
It's a miracle she can even dress herself.
Bloody SpoiledPrincessLynn.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Just like a lezbeen Santa, Justin Feeder has dropped off a fat shapeless sack to Mammalynn in Oklahoma. What a kind and generous soul!

 

[Even more 8008135]

She has spent her entire fucking life coddled, she can't clean, she can't use tools, she can't care for her pets, she can't travel by herself, she can't workout, can't bathe, she can't take medication properly, she can't use the stairs or step off curbs with ease, can't put her dogs harness on by herself, couldn't package and mail her shitty earrings, she can't even keep track of her own lies and stories. She is one of the most useless creatures.

Thanks to workshop and community living programs, I know literal 'tards who have vastly better life skills and more life experience than this stinking sack of lymph fluid.

Think about that for a second: there are people with fucking Down Syndrome who have a higher quality of life than ALR because she's a useless cunt who ate herself into ... this.

 

[Gunt Instinct]

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Hell yeah! I was afraid of her video proof of debuting as a fool on camera (which has only gotten so much better in the past 14 years) would disappear. Kinda like how all those Facebook commented posts on the Stray Cats of Oshkosh disappeared (I WISH I saved those screenshots) when only ONE person criticized Hamber of the missing cat but she HAD to say that 'everyone' was coming after her and being nasty.

Just like all of SpideyLex's greatest music hits was deleted by Alexis shortly after they were discovered on Youtube. Oh wait, I had grabbed at least one of those mp3's too. Attached below


edit: found Alexis's new YouTube channel titled "spideylex - Topic". No Hamber videos or tea unfortunately, just her DJ skills on five songs.

https://youtube.com/channel/UCHRT8xqAKrt2BeNb8ED8dgQ?si=ggZzIfBm-dJX20Ef

The song is actually kind of nice...am I crazy?

 

[Constellationzero]

Just like a lezbeen Santa, Justin Feeder has dropped off a fat shapeless sack to Mammalynn in Oklahoma. What a kind and generous soul!

It's the only gift Kristine Reid deserves--RICHLY.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

On the subject of the lovely Lexi, do we know if she's still on the scene or has she realised there's only room under Amber's folds for one feeder and has bowed out gracefully?

 

[Neko GF]

i'm leaving.​

(12/10/24)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wemqE5dXeZM

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[inquizadoor]

Trying to pretend she went back to Oklahoma on her own and not that she got kicked out lmao

 

[mastergabe]

On the subject of the lovely Lexi, do we know if she's still on the scene or has she realised there's only room under Amber's folds for one feeder and has bowed out gracefully?

The only thing she is doing on the scene is posting and rebranding her music

 

[Peepeekakaland]

The only thing she is doing on the scene is posting and rebranding her music

'Her Music' lol it's AI crap nothing here is her not even the fucking art. Lazy lazy lazy

 

[-Jack-]

i'm leaving.​

(12/10/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wemqE5dXeZM

Spoiler: Local Archive (1080p):

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She'll be back by or in the new year, remember how much shit she took with her when Mammalyn drove her? I suspect Emily will drive back down and they will collect the rest of her stuff, or god forbid Mammalyn agreeing to it again. Then again, maybe she did get kicked out and Amber just couldn't deal with Emily having a real job and leaving the house while she waited at home all day, time will tell.