Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Today's pre-recorded video mumbles something about travelling @ 500 elbeees. There ain't no f-ing way that liar is below 600 at all
She looks bigger than 2019, of course her face is not a perfect circle as it used to but accounting for the shag this is worse than we seen probably like ever
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Still broken up about Rarity (NOT!), I see. She was way too chipper in the last two videos, especially considering Emily was hauling her shelf ass back to Oklahoma. What's her end game?
Feeder gorlfriend had to DRIVE her back to Oklahoma? Too fat to fly and having Slommy fly back to Wisconsin the same day. Fuck Amber, you are useless and trash, how embarassing. Really wanted to see this fat cow in a plane.

This was expected because Amber brought to much rubbish to Wisconsin. Amber expected to stay there. I think that Emily got really tired of having to work long hours and then returning home and having to take care of Amber, which basically did absolutely nothing at home. Emily made sure that Amber could not come back. Emily only wants a long distance relationship.

If the plan was to have Amber pack up her stuff and return to Wisconsin, Emily could have stayed with the van and return from Oklahoma then full. Instead, Emily did like Jade; dump Amber.
 
If the plan was to have Amber pack up her stuff and return to Wisconsin, Emily could have stayed with the van and return from Oklahoma then full. Instead, Emily did like Jade; dump Amber.
Why is Amber so chipper though? Has Emily promised her things that she has no intention of following through with (only Amber doesn't know it yet)?

I am looking forward to the next video of ALR in Oklahoma getting tipsy on Buzz Balls and Barefoot wine, reciteen her "poetry", and pretending her tears are for Rarity instead of Emily. (You know, pulling a Chantal.)
 
People with higher IQs and self awareness would feel some type of embarrassment that another adult has to haul them 20+ in a van to get from point A to point B. We’ve all seen elderly and disabled people be preboarded onto the plane and this bitch cant suck up her pride and pay for 3 seats to take a 4 hr flight. It’s so fucking unnecessary and of course she’s hauling wasabi in the car again.

Emily’s a feeder so she doesn’t care, but everyone else like her mom and Alexis who were gung-ho to waste days hauling her fatass around like a zoo animal being transported, are just reinforcing to Amber that her weight isn’t a problem and people will accommodate her size.
 
The wonky wings are wonkin extra hard today. This TrIgGeRs my OBCD shooo bad yall.
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Amberlynn has to be in incredible physical discomfort hauling those legs around. I’m shocked she hasn’t had a DVT yet. And now that she isn’t taking HRT and making estrogen, shes probably losing bone density. If Amberlynn takes a tumble now, I think we’ll be seeing a Life By Jenn style decline.
 
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Like, i KNOW she's fat, I've seen full body pics of her before.
But every time something like this gets posted I'm flored by how big she REALLY is
If she would be a more normal height instead of straight up Gimli she would be pushing 850lbs by now.

She is so afraid of being like those people on that 600lb life show when in reality BMI and height to lardness wise she achieved that a long time ago in her 400s.
 
If she would be a more normal height instead of straight up Gimli she would be pushing 850lbs by now.

She is so afraid of being like those people on that 600lb life show when in reality BMI and height to lardness wise she achieved that a long time ago in her 400s.
And she knows that but still refuses to own up to being over 600 pounds. She's admitted to knowing her BMI is more than what's on that show but thinks she's special because she claims she never hit that magic 600 pound number? Her fat logic is so bizarre.

With the dump off she has really hit the end of her road with people. She is going to have to figure out a way to live alone or die. No one wants to play her games at her age.
 
Said it before, but we’ll know it’s truly over when Emily ships back the remainders of Amber’s crap.
Considering the van trip back had one fewer cat and one fewer human than the initial van trip Amber made?

There should have been more than enough room for ALL of Amber's dragged-along shit to make that return voyage. If anything was left behind (besides Rarity / Rarity's corpse), that's on Emily for not performing a clean break.
 
Also, I know it's been said before, but man, another thing these body shots really put into perspective is how pathetic and small her tits are, especially for how fat she is.
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ETA: As some others have also pointed out in that GIF I posted a couple pages back, the only jiggle here is in her arm gunts. This literal lardass is jam packed, and her tits are STILL pathetic.
 
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And she knows that but still refuses to own up to being over 600 pounds. She's admitted to knowing her BMI is more than what's on that show but thinks she's special because she claims she never hit that magic 600 pound number? Her fat logic is so bizarre.

With the dump off she has really hit the end of her road with people. She is going to have to figure out a way to live alone or die. No one wants to play her games at her age.
Her way around that is she claims sine she herself never physically saw a number over 600 on the scale then it never happened. Even though she just wasn't weighing herself at the time, doesn't count to her.
 
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