Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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QueenCeeSmoo said:
Ok so what's the real reason Emily lost Custody of her kid? Was it her choice or did she allegedly do something so bad that the courts gave her only supervised visits ? It's so odd for a woman to have that without being a crack head or something
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Emily is a piece of shit and her fetish is more important to her so she gave up custody to the crusher.
 
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Hot CILF in your area said:
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Will give the Tl;dw when I'm back home
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1. You're crying about it not feeling like you're "home" because it's literally not your home. It's a random apartment you rented in a city your mother who didn't raise you happens to be living in. You moved there after living in 5 different states and getting trucked out by the last online stranger you moved in that couldn't fucking stand you anymore.

2. Why the fuck would you decorate for xmas when it's just you sitting around rotting in your apartment? That's too much exercise for you.

3. You're probably crying because you have nobody to wipe you anymore and drive you to get food, not that you have any emotional attachment to another human being.

4. You were kicked out of Emily's house against your will and might never go back. Sacrificed/killed your cat and now you're back to square one lol have fun letting your cellulitis and 10 yeast infections a year come back since you can't reach your pussy.
 
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Been a while since I kept up with our gorl. and let me get this straight.

Rarity has been missing for close to a month in Wisconsin, and Amber spent her fucking time denying it and eating until she randomly decides to go back to Oklahoma????? What in the Gracie Mae levels of fuckery is that?! Gee Hamber, I can totally see how torn up and concerned you are for your missing cat as you stuffed your face the entire way back with gas station snacks. 🤬

Poor Rarity for real. She deserved better than to be taken in by this bitch. Its highly likely she died out there, lost and confused, while this half-ton tub of lard was letting Slommy get crushed underneath her semi-truck tire sized gunt.
 
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I wholly believe that she sacrificed one of the cats as an excuse for Emily to let her stay in Wisconsin.

Almost a decade ago, she 100% let Gracie escape so that she could get her new kitten ASAP (come on, we all know that's what happened). She isn't above doing this malicious and manipulative shit.

Looks like Rarity's sacrifice was all in vain, though. Poor kitty.

I don't think that Amber and Emily are broken up (at least not yet). I just think that Emily is only interested in her as a hookup/fetish thing, and is making that crystal clear to Amber now. What timing, though ... Emily hauled Amber's beanbag ass out of Wisconsin a mere 2 weeks before Christmas and her birthday. Brutal. lol.

Emily is a degenerate; we all know this ... But she appears to at least be smart enough to not get her kid involved with Amber. I think that explains the timing of Amber going back to Oklahoma.
 
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She cannot deal with any kind of challenging emotion without food or buying something. She mentions buying a brand new planner, even though she just bought one 3 weeks ago in WI
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So my girl was scrolling back through the Wisconsin lost and found Facebook group from a couple weeks ago and possibly found the cat that was found dead that people were thinking was Rarity. Oshkosh isn't so far from where that cat was found. So maybe she wasn't lying about that cat not being Rarity. However, there was no post for Rarity on Pawboost (the name of the group). Aaannnd she's left Wisconsin, so. RIP Rarity.
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dickchug said:
So my girl was scrolling back through the Wisconsin lost and found Facebook group from a couple weeks ago and possibly found the cat that was found dead that people were thinking was Rarity. Oshkosh isn't so far from where that cat was found. So maybe she wasn't lying about that cat not being Rarity. However, there was no post for Rarity on Pawboost (the name of the group). Aaannnd she's left Wisconsin, so. RIP Rarity.
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looking at the location of where this guy was lost** vs where emily’s house is...maybe amber saw this post and said the cat they found was this one when in reality it was rarity. also this one is male, but awfully coincidental.
*tinfoil hat*

edit: i also find it weird that tuxedo nor blaze were mentioned in the initial dead gray cat post.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
She cannot deal with any kind of challenging emotion without food or buying something. She mentions buying a brand new planner, even though she just bought one 3 weeks ago in WI
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I'm glad someone else is calling out her shopping addiction because it's up there with her food addiction on the long list of addictions she has lol
 
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Unreachable Twat said:
I'm glad someone else is calling out her shopping addiction because it's up there with her food addiction on the long list of addictions she has lol
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Has there been any recent complications of her hoarding? I'm actually obsessed with her overconsumption of stuff not just food. Didn't she do that whole god awful trend of decanting stuff into other containers to pretend to be productive when she lived with jade?
 
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Unreachable Twat said:
I'm glad someone else is calling out her shopping addiction because it's up there with her food addiction on the long list of addictions she has lol
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Her shopping addiction compilations are my favorite due to the sheer ridiculousness of them.



Wouldn't let me quote, @Tiki Bar Man 2 but channels seem to have stopped the haul/shopping videos when she moved to OK. She was almost at peak shopping insanity with tiktok organizing with Jade but she can't be fucked to pretend to care anymore.
 
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dickchug said:
So my girl was scrolling back through the Wisconsin lost and found Facebook group from a couple weeks ago and possibly found the cat that was found dead that people were thinking was Rarity. Oshkosh isn't so far from where that cat was found. So maybe she wasn't lying about that cat not being Rarity. However, there was no post for Rarity on Pawboost (the name of the group). Aaannnd she's left Wisconsin, so. RIP Rarity.
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The cat that was found deceased was confirmed to be a female, this cat is a male .
 
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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Has there been any recent complications of her hoarding? I'm actually obsessed with her overconsumption of stuff not just food. Didn't she do that whole god awful trend of decanting stuff into other containers to pretend to be productive when she lived with jade?
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Jade wasn't forcing the focus to food like Emily does. If I remember correctly, Jade legitimately wanted her to lose weight. Not only is Emily's only focus on making sure Amber was gaining weight, she wasn't letting her move in and fuck up her house with aestheticlynn hoarding/organizing.
 
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Emily is truly fucked up in every way we have seen and Amber STILL couldn't get her to let her move in with her or make her the newest caregiver.

Amber's caretaker girlfriend scheme peaked with Becky. She will probably never find someone as dumb, naive, and lazy as Becky is.

She's now back having to count on her Mom for access outside her apartment. She's worse off in every way than a year ago. It's obvious her mom is sick of her shit. Amber has gained at least 50 pounds. It's impossible for her not to have had multiple episodes of cellulitis. (This bitch is dirtier than ever.) She's broke, she killed her cat, she has uprooted what's left of her pets multiple times, and did I mention she killed her cat to manipulate a sick fuck into letting her move-in?
 
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The Ankle did a "BREAKING REPORT" on this earlier this afternoon, which is funny because Amber has proven with her most recent vlogs that she hangs on his every word. So now even the reactors who don't visit The Farms will know all about this and be hounding her, and she KNOWS that this shitstorm is heading her way.

Well, Amber... at least they've taken a break from calling you a serial cat killer.... (for now - there's still another 13 days in vlogmas to circle back to it).
 
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pippeyyy said:
Her shopping addiction compilations are my favorite due to the sheer ridiculousness of them.
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I wanted to enjoy that compilation, but some of these reaction channels editing style is pure brain rot. I did not need every other clip to be slow motion and then three memes inserted between every clip. I understand they wanted to be entertaining because Amber certainly isn't, but some take it too far imo
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