Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kela de Thaym]

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How can anyone take her seriously when she's got filters cranked to the max and she's got those stupid stickers on her face?

 

[powdered toast]

What's funny to me is that smug attitude when she was probably told a little white lie by Emily about following all those fetish accounts and she's too stupid to realize she's being played so she will now make a smug video defending her unloyal freak of a situationship... it's sad how hard she clings to any partner simply becuase she doesn't have enough identity and/or mobility to live as an individual... Sad.

Nah, she knows. She just can't admit that she cares because her audience has predicted her getting into feeder territory with 100% accuracy.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

You know, if Amber is perfectly fine with being fetishized by feeders online like she is with Emily, then all she needs to do is to bank on it.

She'd make so much money and could literally afford a caretaker at that point, and she wouldn't have to lift a single finger for the rest of her (probably) short life.

She could even tell Hayder Nation that things are so bad that she needs a caretaker now to try to spark sympathy ... But I guess she's too dumb to do that.

That, and having a caretaker wouldn't be as much fun for her, I guess. She enjoys being in "relationships" that she can manipulate to her will since she's evil.

 

[spergsperg55]

You know, if Amber is perfectly fine with being fetishized by feeders online like she is with Emily, then all she needs to do is to bank on it.

She'd make so much money and could literally afford a caretaker at that point, and she wouldn't have to lift a single finger for the rest of her (probably) short life.

She could even tell Hayder Nation that things are so bad that she needs a caretaker now to try to spark sympathy ... But I guess she's too dumb to do that.

That, and having a caretaker wouldn't be as much fun for her, I guess. She enjoys being in "relationships" that she can manipulate to her will since she's evil.

My theory is that she tried implementing feeder content into her videos before in order to get more views but I doubt she will ever start an OnlyFans, she's simply too lazy. If she can't even do Cameos because she's in a 'bad headspace' then imagine all the excuses she will throw at her OF members in order to either avoid posting content altogether or putting out the most bare minimum shit she can. Somehow Big Al is too lazy for online sex work... she truly is impressive.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

If she wasn't so unbelievably lazy, then I'd bet Amber would 100% be into the feeder lifestyle. I mean, half of her thumbnails are of her shoving food into her mouth anyway.. she made bank by failing her diets constantly, so what difference would it make now?

Obviously YouTube wouldn't allow it, but she can just as easily start her own website and charge people like Emily a sub to watch her inhale rotisserie chickens all day. It doesn't even have to be sexualized, all she has to do is hit record and eat. You really can't dumb it down any further than that.

 

[pick me gorl]

You know, if Amber is perfectly fine with being fetishized by feeders online like she is with Emily, then all she needs to do is to bank on it

She has no dignity left at all, quite literally nothing left to lose, and her reputation is already in the shitter and has been for years, so why not? She won’t do it now (she may even die before she gets the chance), but after Emily, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was more open to the idea, it’s more lucrative than youtube. But as Flan Princess said, she’s just so fucking lazy that she wouldn’t be able to maintain it just like her youtube channel where ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS FILM HER FATASS SITTING DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES! She truly fails at everything.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

If she wasn't so unbelievably lazy, then I'd bet Amber would 100% be into the feeder lifestyle. I mean, half of her thumbnails are of her shoving food into her mouth anyway.. she made bank by failing her diets constantly, so what difference would it make now?

Obviously YouTube wouldn't allow it, but she can just as easily start her own website and charge people like Emily a sub to watch her inhale rotisserie chickens all day. It doesn't even have to be sexualized, all she has to do is hit record and eat. You really can't dumb it down any further than that.

I bet she could even get Emily to help her build her own site or OnlyFans page, too. lol.

She really is the laziest piece of shit.

 

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Alr fatty who tf asked?

Vlogmas Part 13: Political musings of a fat uneducated slob

Tl;dw: waahh wahh I don't have someone sleeping next to me wahhh, facetimes Emily Franz directly before bed and straight after waking up (I assume this is as to not do it during her shift at Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisonsin if she still works there), Bingo with mom soon, fatty tries to use perfume to mask her anomalous odor,

Oho, looks like we're so fat again we need to do pluck our "dresses", I see the feeder has done well; orders and eats corn on the cob and fried chicken, goes to bingo, back home, "it was really nice to see her again after all this time but it actually genuinely felt like no time has passed at all" yes Hambone that is because you hardly do anything and live a mockery of a human life, does a 3 in 1 Lego of a roller skate

As for why she didn't vote: She was in Wisconsin and didn't get an absentee ballot (so basically stupidity/laziness)
I know little about how voting works in America, so American Kiwis please mock and berate her on my behalf if there was a way she could've voted still, she says it sucks she wasn't able to vote for Kamala (lol)

And that's the end for today.

Boring.

 

[pippeyyy]

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Alr fatty who tf asked?

Vlogmas Part 13: Political musings of a fat uneducated slob

Tl;dw: waahh wahh I don't have someone sleeping next to me wahhh, facetimes Emily Franz directly before bed and straight after waking up (I assume this is as to not do it during her shift at Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisonsin if she still works there), Bingo with mom soon, fatty tries to use perfume to mask her anomalous odor,
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Oho, looks like we're so fat again we need to do pluck our "dresses", I see the feeder has done well; orders and eats corn on the cob and fried chicken, goes to bingo, back home, "it was really nice to see her again after all this time but it actually genuinely felt like no time has passed at all" yes Hambone that is because you hardly do anything and live a mockery of a human life, does a 3 in 1 Lego of a roller skate

As for why she didn't vote: She was in Wisconsin and didn't get an absentee ballot (so basically stupidity/laziness)
I know little about how voting works in America, so American Kiwis please mock and berate her on my behalf if there was a way she could've voted still, she says it sucks she wasn't able to vote for Kamala (lol)

And that's the end for today.

Boring.

Bitch isn't even registered to vote to get an absentee ballot. That is public information. She has never registered her entire adult life. But if she was she could have gotten a ballot in WI and voted.

 

[Constellationzero]

Alr fatty who tf asked?

(smug duper delight)

It was highly requested.

Highly
HIGHLY

HI-LEEE requested

(smug)

 

[Peepeekakaland]

As for why she didn't vote: She was in Wisconsin and didn't get an absentee ballot (so basically stupidity/laziness)
I know little about how voting works in America, so American Kiwis please mock and berate her on my behalf if there was a way she could've voted still, she says it sucks she wasn't able to vote for Kamala (lol)

Voting is a civil duty, citizens HAVE to vote otherwise they cannot complain about the political climate, Hamber is a piece of shit that does nothing, thus political affairs do not affect her , she pays taxes and whatever but unless the potential party is planning to demonetize social media platforms , Ambo could care less, she was planning on voting Kamala for the Sole reason that she is a woman of Color , Amber knows nothing about politics and how it impacts people lifes and unless Trump is planning on banning Uber eats or doordash amberlyn could care less, so her vote would be wasted.

Tldr: Ambo is a useless garbage human that cant be trusted to vote based on actual principles of politics so it's for the best that she stays away from politics.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

isn't it debatable if she does pay taxes? ( I could be totally retarded on this front) She for sure has never payed any of her medical debt lol

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I, for one, am perfectly happy with this lazy dumbass not being bothered enough to vote.

It's actually one of the more responsible things she's done, ironically. lol. If you can't be bothered to be informed about anything, then you're better off not voting.

 

[lol cow supreme]

As for why she didn't vote: She was in Wisconsin and didn't get an absentee ballot (so basically stupidity/laziness)

This is a lie. Some autist already proved she was never registered to vote in the first place. Shecant get "the absentee ballot etcetera etcetera" because she never registered. In fact she could have registered online remotely and then requested the absentee ballot be mailed to her in Wisconsin as she went in September. Amber has never been registered to vote.

Early voting is a thing. If she voted she would have vlogged. Vlog the Vote or some shit of her fat ass in line or curbside voting in the handicap spot.

But there is no Amber, Amberlynn, Hambone, whatever Reid registerd in OK https://voterrecords.com/voters/ok/amber+reid/1


https://okvoterportal.okelections.gov/ enter her name and DOB of 12/27/1990

She's also not registered in Winsconsin

https://myvote.wi.gov/en-us/My-Voter-Info

Not in OK



Not in Kentucky


Not in Florida



I will not post the results from Virginia and California because you must use PII to sign in, and swear that it is you doing the signing in. I'll let you guess her registration status in those states.... And yeah. I check "Amber" "Amberlynn" "Amber Lynn" "Amber-lynn", "Hamber" and "Hambone".

Related subject. Amber does not have ID. She cannot fly in the United States because she does not have a Real ID. She cannot cash checks in person because she does not have a photo ID. If she went to the OK DMV to get a "walkers ID" she would have vlogged the process and probably discussed how she didnt like the pitchur but the lady working there totally told her it was the cutest most adorable pitchur she ever seen on an ID.

 

[FatalTater]

All I see is that Amber Lynn Reid singlehandedly caused Donald Trump to be reelected.
That's how American elections work right?

 

[QueenCeeCee]

That wasn't really true. You don't yet need a real ID to fly yet: Enforcement of that rule keeps being delayed. I have flown several times with my non-real ID Louisiana drivers license. My state offers real IDs and non-real IDs. I don't think you can tell for sure that Amber doesn't have some type of non-real ID from her state.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I can’t reply directly to you @lol cow supreme but she does have an ID. It’s from KY and lists her weight in the 400s (lol) and the Necky/Failene apartment address.*
I also was the person who went through each state she has lived in and she is not currently registered to vote in any of them.

Spoiler: *

I used to have access to a system where you could use people’s names and DOB to check if they currently do or ever have held a credential in any US state. We used this to check for people trying to get licensed in my state who may have suspensions from other states. The last time I checked on Amber was earlier this year and the information above is what showed up. If she has gotten an Oklahoma ID since then I don’t know as I do not have access to the system any more.

Edited for formatting.

 

[Esquilax]

But if she was she could have gotten a ballot in WI and voted.

Incorrect, Wisconsin has based voting laws, she'd need to bring proof of residency in WI to vote there. Plus valid ID, which she probably doesn't have.

Fat bitch is coping, no way she would have voted. Even if she lived next to her polling place, even if she was registered, even if she could have mailed it. She was not gonna vote.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Plus valid ID, which she probably doesn't have.

I would do anything to see her KY ID picture. That’s the one thing we couldn’t see.
I also just snort-laughed because I remembered her weight is listed as a svelte 460lbs on her ID. And I also remembered that I snort-laughed at my desk when I first read that, too.

 

[pippeyyy]

Incorrect, Wisconsin has based voting laws, she'd need to bring proof of residency in WI to vote there. Plus valid ID, which she probably doesn't have.

Fat bitch is coping, no way she would have voted. Even if she lived next to her polling place, even if she was registered, even if she could have mailed it. She was not gonna vote.

She'd vote in the election in OK. I was out of state for the election and just got my absentee ballot and voted. You just mail it.

Edit: I didn't know she never even got an OK ID but should have known. She's so fucking lazy.