Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Janai]

What happened to the therapist she totally found in Wisconsin and it totally wasn't a fake story line? I imagine that will go the way of Rarity

in one of her recent videoes she said it was a bust, I dont think shes gonna try again anytime soon

 

[Turd Fergusson]

in one of her recent videoes she said it was a bust, I dont think shes gonna try again anytime soon

She always looks for a therapist that “vibes” with her, so basically a HAES therapist, That therapist will tell her that it is not her fault that she is 500 pounds but instead tell her that she is healthy but big. She consulted one in the past and he was not even taking health insurance. The last one she had to take to get bariatric surgery, she was telling him whatever he wanted to hear.

She has no interest in seeing one. “Retail therapy is her jam”.

 

[-Jack-]

She always looks for a therapist that “vibes” with her, so basically a HAES therapist, That therapist will tell her that it is not her fault that she is 500 pounds but instead tell her that she is healthy but big. She consulted one in the past and he was not even taking health insurance. The last one she had to take to get bariatric surgery, she was telling him whatever he wanted to hear.

She has no interest in seeing one. “Retail therapy is her jam”.

Her therapist is called cheese cake factory and Panda express.

 

[smellvie]

Filming herself taking off her jacket as "proof" that she "just came back from bingo" with mamalynn is the new wearing a towel on her head to "prove" that she "just showered".

Lol "if I show them I am wearing a coat they'll believe I must have been outside"

Fat Al really needs to get it through her fat skull that pretending to go out doesn’t make her look busy, it just makes her look pathetic.

Reminds me of the time she kept sunglasses on her head 24/7 with the excuse being that twonks needed taking out far too often for her to keep them anywhere else

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Spoiler: Local Archive

Hm? Some honesty from the hog? Bewildering.

Spoiler: tl;dw got too long lol

Also sorry for minor PL but my next few might be a bit MATI cuz I am currently very stressed and may let off some steam on our gorl. Anyway...

Vlogmas Part 15: Back to FATality

Tl;dw: opening shot of fatty standing in her home, currently waiting for maintenance, tries to be deep about how powerful the human brain is and says her memory is shit, spergs about how her BPD is causing her memory issues (uhm no fatty I think that is because you are a sped, and your brain may be the only part of your body that is without wrinkles), talks about how she sometimes completely blots out traumatic events (this is probably just to counter people correcting her on her mistakes, and setting the stage for future lies and the complete memory voiding of Rarity)

SHE IS STILL ON ABOUT THE TIKTOK (you know how you would get even more views just being yourself? Unleash the uspeakable horror that is your lymph layurrrgs, I can guarantee everyone will be talking about you), so now she's cleaning the fridge and-

Explains that the stuff in the Sprite box and in the lower tray is expired, but for some reason (retardation), she's still keeping it in the fridge as she's cleaning.
Also ngl her straining to reach into the fridge due to her massive frame and pathetic gunt having short arms is hilarious.

Suffer more fatty. Shows us the inside of the fridge after she's done cleaning and-

Fat fuck didn't even clean the trays. Anyway, goes shopping with mom (not shown on video) and presents her haul.

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"So I've been ordering takeout a lot lately. Two times a day. Maybe even three, if I'm hungry."​

Oh, and she says she won't stop ordering takeout anytime soon (she says she'll do 1 a day max but come on)? Good. That's good fatty. I'm sure your little freak will love you for it.​

Anyway continues her grocery haul. I have some questions.

What the fuck is this? Are these pre-packaged hard boiled eggs without shells? Why the fuck does this exist and why would fatty need it? Would it overwork her smooth brain too much to just boil some eggs? Moving on, continues with her grocery haul and puts rotissery chicken in the microwave. She then proceeds to eat it after the haul (pretending like she didn't eat the entire fucking thing).

After eating presumably an entire rotisserie chicken, fatty gets an anxiety attack(?) over eating a stuffed olive.

Also lol I guess the choker started digging into her skin too much.​

She panics because she didn't hear the pop of the lid when she opened them for the first time, making her think they've been opened before. Consumed with veritable fear over this, our brave everyday warriors chases down the olive with 2 pickles. Now, our heroine, intrepid as ever, needs to consider whether to just fucking get over it or toss them. So brave.

Anyway that's the end. Still spergs about the olives in the outro.

Overall boring as fuck. Edited for wording.

 

[Goatchoker]

Lolcows and pre boiled eggs is always funny. Rackets, alr, Ralph I’m sure.
I love that she isn’t a “cute round faced big gorl” anymore and more of a melting, sagging nightmare.

 

[Queequeg]

I'd just kill myself if I was too big to get into the fridge properly.

 

[D_Tractor]

Is this the longest she has uploaded every day for vlogmas?

 

[inquizadoor]

Is this the longest she has uploaded every day for vlogmas?

I believe she made it the full 24 days in 2022 but not sure about other years

 

[spergsperg55]

Honest question, has there ever been a video where she DOESN'T talk about food?
It really creeps me out how the only times she actually gets excited or passionate about something it's always food related, also if you ever see her eat her eyes get kind of wide and she gets hyperactive n shi... feels like watching someone shoot up. Gross.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Is this the longest she has uploaded every day for vlogmas?

Probably because shes in a trolling tango with reaction channels so she’s enjoying uploading these reatrded little clips to piss people off. Nothing Christmas related she’s just in pure troll mode. She’s not even bothered about Emily’s feeder shit anymore, she’s actually playing into it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

 

[-Jack-]

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The last thing Rarity saw before Amber pushed her out into the garden... RIP Rarity <3

 

[Terfatron]

Honest question, has there ever been a video where she DOESN'T talk about food?
It really creeps me out how the only times she actually gets excited or passionate about something it's always food related, also if you ever see her eat her eyes get kind of wide and she gets hyperactive n shi... feels like watching someone shoot up. Gross.

There's also notebooks and planners

 

[I call shenanigans]

The last one she had to take to get bariatric surgery, she was telling him whatever he wanted to hear.

Except she wasn’t. She was telling him what she thought he’d want to hear. If she told him “what he wanted to hear”, she could have stayed on the program longer. The fact that she kept gaining weight while on their program certainly didn’t help matters, but had she actually been truthful to the psych, and worked with him in a positive direction, she might not have been kicked to the kerb by him. They actually did her a favour, saving her at least $30k on a surgery that was always going to result in failure.

She’s no different to many bariatric patients in that she lied to the psych, and she lied to the dietician. Even worse, she then tried to strong arm the actual surgeon to get her way. That’s NOT how you get approval for WLS.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

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pov: you're food

 

[Mekahineyho]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently Amber decided to reprimand ZM about him saying she eats for Emily. Considering Zack and everyone else that reacts to her has prior work history and can wipe their own ass, I’m sure he would be A-ok if he stopped reacting to her.

 

[brooky]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently Amber decided to reprimand ZM about him saying she eats for Emily. Considering Zack and everyone else that reacts to her has prior work history and can wipe their own ass, I’m sure he would be A-ok if he stopped reacting to her.
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"If I did, you think it would be a couple nibbles in a YouTube video?"

Need I say more.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Exactly. What a giveaway, Hambone. No, we don’t think it would be two nibbles of food. Keep it up—in less than a year you’ll be naked on a feeder website, sucking on the feeding tube that Emily holds for you while you massage your belly and eye the camera. Fuck off.

 

[spergsperg55]

To be honest I'm not sure why she gets so upset with the prospect of her girlfriend openly being a feeder, as if she hasn't done things that are morally worse herself? She's done everything teetering the line of feederism but to admit that you're actively engaging with the fetish??? How could she!??... kay Ham..