Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Miltank]

Cause if she admits it then it’s admitting everyone else is right which enrages her

 

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To be honest I'm not sure why she gets so upset with the prospect of her girlfriend openly being a feeder, as if she hasn't done things that are morally worse herself? She's done everything teetering the line of feederism but to admit that you're actively engaging with the fetish??? How could she!??... kay Ham..

I think a big part of that is just appearances. The outward image our gorl wants to project is that of a fashionable, funny, quirky but sexy lesbian with a "few" extra pounds, which is also why she is always so insistent on that she definitely has sexy sex that goes on for hours with any of her caretakers .

Regardless of what she actually thinks of herself, admitting her current gf is a feeder would not only brand her a fat freak dating a murderous brick faced deviant, but it would mean that her being a fat fuck is the most relevant part of her. Her narc self would never tolerate that, hence, she insists (perhaps even just for her own sake) that her and Emily are totally in a loving relationship.
If she doesn't have that, she'll only be a fat, unskilled, uneducated, unemployable single woman, wholly unremarkable, save for the fact that she is a fat retard who got dumped by a literal redneck thumb and FAS Butchin' Bieber.

 

[-Jack-]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently Amber decided to reprimand ZM about him saying she eats for Emily. Considering Zack and everyone else that reacts to her has prior work history and can wipe their own ass, I’m sure he would be A-ok if he stopped reacting to her.
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Why does he even entertain her by replying? Just ignore it.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently Amber decided to reprimand ZM about him saying she eats for Emily. Considering Zack and everyone else that reacts to her has prior work history and can wipe their own ass, I’m sure he would be A-ok if he stopped reacting to her.

ZM fell for her manipulation last time and posted a video as per her request. Look at what happens when someone is tangled with her and shows a shred of sympathy once, now imagine being her girlfriend fucking yikes.

P.s die hambo manipulative fuck

 

[Cornfed]

So on this video Hamber bought enough meat for a family of 4 for more than a week. That poor, poor toilet.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently Amber decided to reprimand ZM about him saying she eats for Emily. Considering Zack and everyone else that reacts to her has prior work history and can wipe their own ass, I’m sure he would be A-ok if he stopped reacting to her.
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Maybe gorlyflop needs to go down the Chantal route of seething on camera for zuppershats because it would be infinitely more interesting than the nontent she's been churning out since forever.

 

[Chocola]

YOU ARE SICK!!!

 

[lol cow supreme]

Apparently if you face swap Amber with BossmanJack, you get FFG.



Credits: @Bruno Powroznik

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

DAMN THAT FUPA NICE!!!!!!

 

[Max Verstappen]

It baffles me that she's spending hundreds of bucks on torrid and yet still hasn't microchipped her pets.

Surely if your cat went missing the first thing you'd do is take the rest of your animals to the vet and get them microchipped after such a rude awakening?

 

[Even more 8008135]

Surely if your cat went missing the first thing you'd do is take the rest of your animals to the vet and get them microchipped after such a rude awakening?

Most normal people would, yes, but most normal people also aren't shockingly lazy and stupid 600-pound bags of lymph fluid and scabs.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Honestly one of the craziest things about the TURRID haul is that you can find extended plus size clothing on Amazon that's basically the same thing.

Torrid has shit quality clothing, I know people who wear it () and the seams are always uneven, the fabric for a lot of their dresses and shirts is thin and cheap. Their pants fray and get friction holes in no time at all.

Why would you still put hundreds of dollars for that when you could find some nice *age appropriate* things on Amazon for half the cost?

Women within is a similar price point to torrid, they carry more basic items (like base staples) AND most of that goes up to 5xl. The quality is also somewhat better

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It baffles me that she's spending hundreds of bucks on torrid and yet still hasn't microchipped her pets.

Surely if your cat went missing the first thing you'd do is take the rest of your animals to the vet and get them microchipped after such a rude awakening?

Because Amber has no thought processes beyond her own wants and needs. Despite already losing one of her bEloVeD fUrBaBiEs, the concept that something COULD happen to Wasabi or Twonko is totally abstract because she has no imagination. And if one of the other pets makes a bolt from it from their gastropod jailer, she'll perform all sorts of wild mentulz gymnastics to convince herself that it was totally outside of her control and there was nothing she could do to stop it.

 

[dfranki723]

New vlog just the same as the rest.

This bitch still talking bollocks about how much she cares about Rarity. Fuck off you ridiculous smelly twat.

I can't imagine another Youtuber having such a shitty Vlogmas filled with nothing but clickbait, pigging out and fake crying.
Just more feeling sorry for herself. Her Dad and brother going through things? A loved one passing away? Her cat going missing (that she totally didn't kick out in the hopes of locking Emily down)? Her very own choice to go home and continue a long distance relationship (not being dragged kicking and screaming against her will at all)?

Hambo is having the hardest time ever guys! Pringles will fix it and Lego will cure her Rarity induced misery.
Her bloody vlog is just riddled with smirks, a condescending tone and dramatic fakery.

Nobody vibes with your personality, you do not have one. TikTokers are retards and will clap like seals at anything chill out.
You went viral for being a fat pig making a typical fat pig joke about food. Holy shit dude.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

((Idk how to archive but there's the vid))

TARD-STAR'S TAKEAWAY
"Likes" 34
"Filler words/phrases" 18
(Ex: "let's be so for real", um, and, uh...basically something being said for the sake of filling silence))
"Liturally" 7
"Heticana" 2

Honorable mention:
Keeey-yute!!! 2

The beginning is just her patting herself on the shelf for "being consistent" with vlogsmas this year "despite everything that's been going on" including her foster mom dying, her dad and her brother's health scares, her long-distance feeder ship with Emily and Emily hauling her back to OK.

_______________

She then gives us a riveting review of the pickle RANTCH pringle things.

"The pickle comes thru but so does a weird plastic smell"
Ok then dont-
>Eats anyways, face scrunches
Ok we're putting them down, right, you don't seem to like-
"I might need another one"
>She eats another one
Oh. Ok.

Mfw she rates them a 6/10 despite saying they taste like plastic:

__________________

She then addresses Emily dropping her back off in OK.
"People are rewriting my life and changing the narrative"
She said she chose to come back, followed by a
"For once in my life, I was, like, an adult type deal. Give me sum credit guyz."
Oh ffs Amber.

>" I'm an adult!!!"
>"Anyways let's unbox some LAYGOS, I love a good LAYGO or building block!!!"

The gingerbread house BLOCKS set is so fitting. She really does miss Emily's basement, huh?

__________

Ambo does part one of the BLOCKS set and follows that up with a fridge POV snack session.
She "faces fear in the face" by bravely eating one of the totally-tampered-with-OLUVS


"DOES ANYONE ELSE JUST STAND IN THEIR KITCHEN, DOOR OPEN AND LIKE, JUST EATS??? JUST ME????"
No. Unfortunately it isn't just you. You and the other hundreds of thousands lardos being enabled either by family, welfare or in your case, feederism freaks.

>Ambo ate two oluvs, two pickles and chugged one sprite zero
>But she was still hungry

Edited bc I somehow linked a Lego building block sound effect instead of the ambo vlog.

 

[Miltank]

Honestly one of the craziest things about the TURRID haul is that you can find extended plus size clothing on Amazon that's basically the same thing.

Torrid has shit quality clothing, I know people who wear it () and the seams are always uneven, the fabric for a lot of their dresses and shirts is thin and cheap. Their pants fray and get friction holes in no time at all.

Why would you still put hundreds of dollars for that when you could find some nice *age appropriate* things on Amazon for half the cost?

Women within is a similar price point to torrid, they carry more basic items (like base staples) AND most of that goes up to 5xl. The quality is also somewhat better

Because Amazon isn't *bougie* like Torrid, hayder!

 

[Fee]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently Amber decided to reprimand ZM about him saying she eats for Emily. Considering Zack and everyone else that reacts to her has prior work history and can wipe their own ass, I’m sure he would be A-ok if he stopped reacting to her.
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Her thinking she's employing ZM equates to door dash or Walmart employing her since the basis of her existence rest solely on her gorging herself constantly with her eyes rolled up backward shaking her head up and down saying unhuh unhuh. So if it weren't for Walmart or farmers or cows she herself wouldn't have a job, not that we can really call what she does a job. It's just a lazy fat person doing the most scamming to do the least work 10000000 percent exactly like every other big huge fat person.

 

[1039]

To be honest I'm not sure why she gets so upset with the prospect of her girlfriend openly being a feeder, as if she hasn't done things that are morally worse herself? She's done everything teetering the line of feederism but to admit that you're actively engaging with the fetish??? How could she!??... kay Ham..

did you miss the crumbl cookie video she made ? from the screenshots it looked like a feeder video for the married butch.

 

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did we break up?
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Spoiler: The tl;dw

Vlogmas Part 16: And on the sixteenth day Santa gave me fuck all

(sorry if I'm gonna be MATI I'm presently fighting a cold and am stressed out)

tl;dw: opening shot of fatty congratulating herself on managing to upload less than 10 minutes of contnent daily for 16 days straight, especially during such a tough time, once more pretends to give a shit about Rarity (which I suppose is surprising, I fully expected her to never mention the cat again), apart from that this first minute is just her fishing for sympathy with how hard she has bc of what's happening right now.

Anyway, for our next scene we are back in the kitchen. Consumer whore Amber gives her wholly worthless opinion on on dill pickle sour cream chips that I don't care summarize further, here's a fatty face tho.

Hm, you know, if my cold was worse and I was a bit drunk, you could probably convince me she was some fat ugly cunty aunt archetype that always comes over in every Christmas movie known to man. Also is it just me or does her hair look rattier than ever? Eh, moving on...

Change of scene. We are now sitting down. Riveting. Insists that she wasn't kicked out or dumped by Emily and that she returned on her own volition (X to doubt) and bitches about reaction channels spreading rumours about her. So next our ogress gets a package containing a new Lego set and starts building it.

So she's leaning back on the couch and-

Holy fuck that face is getting rounder by the Vlogmas part. And she is STILL on about that TikTok. In the next scene, our intrepid porcine heroine overcomes her fear with aid of her gluttony and bravely eats stuffed olives. Huurh-

Minor PL but i worked in an elderly care facility before and I've seen grannies with better skin. DIsgusting ass flabby arms. Finally, porky chases those olives with some pickles and washes it all down with a Sprite Zero.

THE END

ffs fatty this one was so fucking boring.

This one is boring as fuck. My respect for all of you who did reeecaps of her 20+ minute snoozefests quadrupled into the ether.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber likely doesn't want anyone knowing that Emily is a feeder so other fatties won't know how to flirt with Emily.
Now that info is public, Amber will have more competition.