Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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pick me gorl said:
We already know it's all through DoorDash, and considering how much she eats at each meal, she has to be spending at least $150 a day MINIMUM. That's $1050 a week. I'm sure shes mentioned in a video in the past how much she spends on it every day, but I don't remember. I just know that I tried DoorDash for the first time the other day and I put a $7 meal and an ice cream in my cart and it came to $30, so I said screw it.
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This is one of the things about Amber that drives me mad the most, she makes very decent money considering she does little to no "work" and now at almost 34 she has nothing to show for it aside from mountains of plastic junk. Think of all the things she could've used that money for if she'd saved over the years and invested it wisely, she could be a homeowner. She really does care only about short term gratification. Ordering food is expensive as hell (and 99% of the time not worth it) because of order minimums, delivery, and being pestered to subscribe to the app's premium version/tip your driver, so yeah, I'd agree with the $150 a day ballpark considering how much she eats. She's not just addicted to eating but to consooming in general.
 
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I know her apartment has already been exposed but I have never realised until now how cheap it looks, the walls, the coat hangers, the random unpainted electrical box on the wall- it reminds me of my first university house that I shared, extremely cheap, not much thought. Makes it funnier when she tries so hard to act like she's bouje, she said in a recent vlog how she 'doesn't like to hang stuff on the wall, I love minimalism', no bitch, you probably can't because it's a cheap, disabled rental lol.
 
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a hapless toad said:
Foster mom died on October 26 after a ”long and courageous battle”. The funeral was on November 21. Tony and Hamber are both mentioned in the obit.


I'd go back through the thread to see what she was doing on those dates but we all know she didn't really give a fuck anyway and also it's past my bedtime. Night gorls!

Edit: NO SLEEP TIL...ARCHIVE.
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So.. She's crying over a woman who died months ago that was "like her own mother", but didn't find out till two weeks ago? If they were mentioned in the obit, surely they would have been notified of her death or at least the funeral?

Typical Amber to turn old news in to a "poor me" situation for deflection
 
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a hapless toad said:
Well well well... Tony used his foster mother's death to get released from jail and then disappear...

But sure, health problems!

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Note: Official dates that will help narrow down Amber's timeline fuckery.
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Lmao so THATS what her brother has been going through? A warrant?

Also I've been watching through old Katie W edits and Amber has pretty much stayed the same in the basic ways. But she always wore a cardigan. That's the only thing that's changed now- she's just actually giving into being a feeder's object lol
 
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Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
I know her apartment has already been exposed but I have never realised until now how cheap it looks, the walls, the coat hangers, the random unpainted electrical box on the wall- it reminds me of my first university house that I shared, extremely cheap, not much thought. Makes it funnier when she tries so hard to act like she's bouje, she said in a recent vlog how she 'doesn't like to hang stuff on the wall, I love minimalism', no bitch, you probably can't because it's a cheap, disabled rental lol.
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I think it was Jordy or ankle who theorized she's actually in a group living home because she has so many issues.

"That would explain the blank walls, maybe they don't let people do permanent decorations."
The reaction channel who came up with this idea also pointed out it's odd she gets quarterly maintenance.

Also obligatory "can you imagine opening your home to this teenage drain on food and finance, love her like your own, so much so you put her and her brother in the obit, only for them not to show up because one's on the lam and the other's too busy being someone's fetish object?"

Edited: added necessary quotes so I can make it clear- I don't think ALR is in a group home
 
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
I think it was Jordy or ankle who theorized she's actually in a group living home because she has so many issues.

That would explain the blank walls somewhat, maybe they don't let people do permanent decorations.
The reaction channel who came up with this idea also pointed out it's odd she gets quarterly maintenance.

Also obligatory "can you imagine opening your home to this teenage drain on food and finance, love her like your own, so much so you put her and her brother in the obit, only for them not to show up because one's on the lam and the other's too busy being someone's fetish object?"
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Nah. She just doesn't have a in house caregiver to boss around and hang decorations for her
 
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Ever since Jade Era, ALR hides 2/3 of the rest of her doordash order. Now you never hear about stuff that used to be staple topics and content on her channel.

I got curious and found the last genuine mukbang Amber did was a KFC mukbang in April 2022, nearly three years ago. Amber clickbaited bringing back her Mukbang Era in August 2023, but never did.

All food content now amounts to is clickbait thumbnails of her eating a dainty little snack or lying through her teeth in a "eat with me today" video.

The only slop content I want to see is her inhaling a large meal. This boring, sterile clip montage is not good slop.
 
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Polystyrene Glioblastoma said:
Ever since Jade Era, ALR hides 2/3 of the rest of her doordash order. Now you never hear about stuff that used to be staple topics and content on her channel.

I got curious and found the last genuine mukbang Amber did was a KFC mukbang in April 2022, nearly three years ago. Amber clickbaited bringing back her Mukbang Era in August 2023, but never did.

All food content now amounts to is clickbait thumbnails of her eating a dainty little snack or lying through her teeth in a "eat with me today" video.
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If you want to be a quirky girly pop, you do not want to look like you eat like Chantal, and you do not get to Amber's size by eating cute snacks. She does not want us to see what she is eating during the day but I bet that she shows it to Emily. Any discussion she had about diet is vague and mostly clickbait. You know very well that she is becoming rather immobile when she complained about the stairs in Emily's house.
 
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Was her Tony (her brother) in the hospital on Nov. 23, 2024?
Does that fit the timeline?
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+who.cares+ said:
Was her Tony (her brother) in the hospital on Nov. 23, 2024?
Does that fit the timeline?
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Yet another plot twist...Hamber & Fed Bundy put their heads together and "strategized" that it would be too dangerous for the pair to stay in Wisconsin for fear of Hamber's brother...runnin from da law! So, Ms Morbidly Obeso had to journey back to her home in OK for the safety of Fed Bundy's keeed. Stay tuned for the next episode of Livin With The Lynn's.
 
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
I think it was Jordy or ankle who theorized she's actually in a group living home because she has so many issues.

"That would explain the blank walls, maybe they don't let people do permanent decorations."
The reaction channel who came up with this idea also pointed out it's odd she gets quarterly maintenance.
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If that was the case, I don't think Amber would've been able to stay there for weeks on end.

Not to mention Amber hauled her damn pets in there too, totaling 5 pets in that house, right? That probably wouldn't fly in a group living arrangement, either.

Amberlynn would probably only be able to visit during the day, or Emily would have to meet her in a hotel Amberlynn rented.

I think Emily is just boring, hence the decoration-less walls. Some people are just like that.
 
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mastergabe said:
Yet another plot twist...Hamber & Fed Bundy put their heads together and "strategized" that it would be too dangerous for the pair to stay in Wisconsin for fear of Hamber's brother...runnin from da law! So, Ms Morbidly Obeso had to journey back to her home in OK for the safety of Fed Bundy's keeed. Stay tuned for the next episode of Livin With The Lynn's.
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How would Amber going to OK stop her brother from running away?
 
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