Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 541 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 340 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,558 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,439
Wtf filter is she using that's doing this to her front teeth. Stop it, Amber.
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She looks weirdly like Emily in this pic. A very fat Emily.
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Was there ever any evidence that she was fired, or just rumors?
Pure rumor from that embittered and rejected ex who wants trophies and attention from Jordy.
 
She has said she heard bad things about Adderall. In reality she is going to reject anything that actually causes weight loss.
Makes perfect sense in the context of amber. Guess she didn't get enough asspats for adhd so it got memory holed. In the videos posted 👇 she said "they" was gonna call her for a first evaluation but either she lied about that (mostly likely) or she in true dainty gorl fashion just didn't pick up the phone.
Again, adderal is a game changer for most people weight wise and if she took that together with ozempic she would be getting help with her sleep apnea as well (maybe, she is planet sized after all). It would also help with her bowl movement which from my understanding is slowed down on semi glutide.

The discussion about her mimicking anachan behavior is really interesting especially since the pattern is so obvious once pointed out. Especially pretending to pick her food, eating soup in a cup (estricting intake by using smaller plates) and in general trying to act like "uwu smol bean" ex saying how small her hands are.

Aaaaand then she forgets how the larp is supposed to go so she half ass it by making that scallion, (was it fat free?) Philadelphia and bacon monstrosity actually thinking that because veggies was on the plate she ate ✨️healthy✨™️.
Again, pretending working hard to be the skelly of the ball she have the perfect opportunity to get to play the "im not even hungry, I can only have a apple for lunch."
Every ED girls dream not having a ounce of hunger feelings. Achievement unlocked.

But, I know this is Hella :optimistic:
As someone said; she don't like food, she likes to eat.

-Rant over. Terfatron out-
She has, it just doesnt stick. Maybe its the ADHD not allowing her to focus on it.
 
I’m gonna slightly PL here but I’ve known 4 people who went on some variation of Semaglutide in the last 2 years. Only one of those people is still taking it/was successful. Not only did it make one person nearly go bald, but the appetite suppression side effect wore off for all 3 who weren’t successful. They all told me that by the end of their time using it, they were basically able to eat the same amount of food that they could eat before starting the med. I looked into it and this isn’t uncommon unless you’re on a pretty high dose.

It’s just like gastric surgery, IMO. You can eat right through the beneficial effects if you really want to. And let’s be real, Amber really wants to. She’s just going to waste a shit ton of money again. This is just another Weight Watchers arc, but more expensive. There’s really nothing else to say.
 
I’m gonna slightly PL here but I’ve known 4 people who went on some variation of Semaglutide in the last 2 years. Only one of those people is still taking it/was successful. Not only did it make one person nearly go bald, but the appetite suppression side effect wore off for all 3 who weren’t successful. They all told me that by the end of their time using it, they were basically able to eat the same amount of food that they could eat before starting the med. I looked into it and this isn’t uncommon unless you’re on a pretty high dose.

It’s just like gastric surgery, IMO. You can eat right through the beneficial effects if you really want to. And let’s be real, Amber really wants to. She’s just going to waste a shit ton of money again. This is just another Weight Watchers arc, but more expensive. There’s really nothing else to say.

You're 100% correct, she has no will to do anything, just pretend she does.
It was probably me being overly positive due to christmas cheer.

I will see her as female boogie fno so no worries, no more tardouts from me ✨

Have a good weekend gorls
 
Simple. Not everyone is affected the same by the side effects. Many people either don’t get them at all, or they ease over time. I know many folk that take GLP-1s, that say they don’t experience any physical side effects. Some will say they loose the food thoughts though so stay on it.

I’m gonna slightly PL here but I’ve known 4 people who went on some variation of Semaglutide in the last 2 years. Only one of those people is still taking it/was successful. Not only did it make one person nearly go bald, but the appetite suppression side effect wore off for all 3 who weren’t successful. They all told me that by the end of their time using it, they were basically able to eat the same amount of food that they could eat before starting the med. I looked into it and this isn’t uncommon unless you’re on a pretty high dose.

It’s just like gastric surgery, IMO. You can eat right through the beneficial effects if you really want to. And let’s be real, Amber really wants to. She’s just going to waste a shit ton of money again. This is just another Weight Watchers arc, but more expensive. There’s really nothing else to say.
Interesting perspectives because I had always heard that Semaglutide was the second coming of christ in the weight loss world. I looked up a study just to see and yeah, it isn't nearly as dramatic as everyone seems to be making out. Over half of participants maintained a loss of only 10% of starting body weight or less (getting Amber down from a robust 500 lbs to a healthy 450) and less than 5% managed a loss of more than 25% (making our girl practically anorexic at 375 lbs).

It does still seem to be noticeably better than placebo or just diet and exercise alone, and perhaps most importantly, those who lose the weight seem to be able to maintain it years out, but magic pill it is not. Study for anyone interested. Nature
 
Leaking it to the dumb fag Jordy who is too pussy (and retarded) to post it anywhere anonymously is a move only amberlynn would do short of sending it to the other dumb fag ZM. But ZM is too much of a janny and would just watch it and never talk about having it.

At least I feel like the third dumb fag, the ankle, may be the only one that would leak it to the public but I haven't seen him post anything about it yet.
 
Leaking it to the dumb fag Jordy who is too pussy (and retarded) to post it anywhere anonymously is a move only amberlynn would do short of sending it to the other dumb fag ZM. But ZM is too much of a janny and would just watch it and never talk about having it.

At least I feel like the third dumb fag, the ankle, may be the only one that would leak it to the public but I haven't seen him post anything about it yet.

We ain’t seeing it at least not from the people you mentioned.

They have too much skin in the game the rock the boat. For some of these weirdos, this is their living.

Rather have Amber pumping out her drivel for them to react too.

I guess I’m saying it’s a penny wise pound foolish to release it if they have it.
 
Last night a Twitter account posted the video publicly with allegedly a very bad caption.
The name of the twitter account was...
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Del Pondue is a Mod for FFG. That's how FFG saw it, that's who sent it to FFG.

Quickly afterwards the account and the video was gone.

It was someone who saw it on Twitter who sent it to Jordy.

It's likely that the screencaps are flying around FFG's discord as I write this, they allegedly didn't get the video.
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Laurie is another FFG Mod.
I don't think it was Amber.
 
What's supposed to be the big damn deal about this cookie video? Unless she's crying while eating them, I don't think I'm interested.

eta: unless she's eating them with her feet. Then I'm interested because that would be funny af.
She's not crying, although I do think these few who saw it are milking it for attention and its actually Amber eating a cookie naked.
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Something that may be an interesting red herring is the caption to the video was written in Lithuanian.
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They way she said, with her whole chest, "fun to do with kids because I feel it's a healthier option" was what made me click off.
Like sure, one or twice as a snack with Thanksgiving, absolutely but we know that's not what she mean. She honestly belive because its a scallion involved it's ✨️healthy✨️.
When she says stuff like this it's such a testament that she truly don't know what "healthy" means.
I get it, queen of nutrients over here but seriously? :ratface:
Yeah, it’s like she thinks any food is healthy as long as if it’s green, hence her fixation with pickles and oluhvs. And hey, scallions are green and raw AND unprocessed, so she totally deserves to wash down her hulthy snack with a large Shamrock Shake.
 
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