Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 541 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 340 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,558 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,439
this is the new avatar material i was looking for

She literally has the body and moobs of a fat guy, this doesn't even feel nsfw.
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It is being theorized that Emily is already with Amber, see attachment.
 
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It’s just that her fat distribution is more towards other parts like her arms versus her boobs so they appear even tinier than they really are.
I want to point out that she's like 5' 3" in the destroyed ballet flats she wears. She'd be fairly proportional at a normal weight, and as big as her arms are? Those layyyyyyygs weigh as much as an overweight woman of the same height would, tbh. (Also, as weirdly shaped as those hamhock arms are, her layygs are way worse)
She literally has the body and moobs of a fat guy, this doesn't even feel nsfw.

You're pretty new so I won't actually rant at you but you can reply, multi-quote or quote+reply all in one comment to avoid shitting up the thread like this. You can just click quote or reply, type what you want to say, then hit Enter a few times and still add/attach/even quote other comments. (you can even do it on an edit, plx see below)


No sound but someone finally posted the whole vid (though it looks chopped?)
Prepare your eyeballs
Your shit broke. that's like 2 seconds of a download, please fix your shit.

NM, I got it. Link. and
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Your shit broke. that's like 2 seconds of a download, please fix your shit.

NM, I got it. Link. and
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This has the same energy as the cursed tape in The Ring
 
I don't get it. That's the video everyone's been going on about? I'm not sure what I expected, but it was more than whatever this is.
I want to agree, but it was originally disclosed as "Amber naked eating cookies and getting crumbs on herself' and like... that's not a lie. But if this is all they've got, I'm pretty sure there's worse on IG.
 
Amber trying to be sexy always makes me think she's never even seen a porn much less been in a physical relationship.
So awkward.

A few days ago I put my own personal frosted sugar cookie recipe in the food section of the Farms, here's the link if anyone wants something easy to make to binge on, to make the bad feelings go away. lol
 
It is being theorized that Emily is already with Amber, see attachment.

I might be wrong, but I thought that was her massive cat carrier. Iirc in the same vlog or the one right after it, she takes the carrier to her storage cage (the video with the thumbnail that looks like she’s digging in a trash can). Wouldn’t be surprised if it was another suit case, though.
 
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